what's your favorite dried fruit?

what's your favorite dried fruit?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's YOU, OP!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Burnt

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kiwis

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess those little green shrek testicles dont leave you with sour pucker lips for hours afterwards? Huh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >kiwifruit
        >sour
        What the frick kiwifruit have you been eating? They're sweet to frick and back. Are you American? I find that America has no shame with its produce and often tries to sell unripe shit at you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >kiwifruit
        >sour
        What the frick kiwifruit have you been eating? They're sweet to frick and back. Are you American? I find that America has no shame with its produce and often tries to sell unripe shit at you.

        I have no idea what this guy is talking about too. Dried kiwis are usually covered in sugar too. They are sweet and have 3 different textures to them. They are enjoyable to eat.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a favorite I eat all of em except those disgusting lil papaya cubes you find in trail mix and such. *pukes*

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apricots
    However I hear Mandarin segments are fricking cash

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are absurdly good. Costco carries big bags-they are like really good candy...and I'm not a big candy eater.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never had any besides apricots. so apricots.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cant decide. Had dried cantaloupe in my oatmeal this morning tho

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fig or kiwi, hard choice between the two.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to say that banana chips are definitely the worst.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit, you are wrong but I can help you, don't move...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >banana chips
      dogshit. one of the worst dried fruits
      >plantain chips
      incredible. one of the best salty chips

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pineapple and freeze dried thick cut really ripe bannana.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cranberries

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those dried banana chips, not sure if they're freeze dried or just dried, but they're always so sweet and the snap is perfect and quite cheap compared to other dried fruit

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mango
    Apricot
    Prunes
    Strawberries

    It tastes GOOD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Prunes
      Underrated and I was surprised how tasty they were after hearing all the time as a kid that they were nasty old people food.

      Dates are nice too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tastes great
        >makes you shit
        Can you really ask for more

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bad prunes really suck, horrific texture and next to no taste.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apricots are great but I recently had some mango which might have been even better.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dried kiwi
    Dried ginger

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chili pepper

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I give this response a 15 minute standing ovation at cans

      S-Tier: Mango, Apricot, Pineapple, Mandarins
      A-Tier: Cherries, Goji Berries, Prunes, Kiwi
      B-Tier: Figs, Cranberries, Blueberries
      C-Tier: Apple, Raisins, Papaya
      D-Tier: Banana, Oranges
      F-Tier: Dates

      >C-Tier: Apple
      ;_; I like the texture they have.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Little coconut pieces are nice too.
    The problem with prunes is if you ever get a dried fruit mix, they always shove an excessive amount of prunes/dates into the bag because they're much cheaper than other fruit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dates are expensive, tho.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mango or kiwi

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Strawberries by far. The delightful crunch, the heavenly flavor, the way it gets stuck in your teeth... I'm not sure how a C tier fruit can be so good dehydrated.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frickin' love these little flavor bombs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spoken like a true boomer. And you know what... I like it. You know, the older my ass becomes, the more I appreciate the comfort of boomerspeak, boomerkeep, and boomerweep.

        The speak is nicely represented by 1980s rock song titles such as "hot for teacher", "girls just wanna have fun", "welcome to the jungle", "born in the usa" - simple concepts that are quintessential to the majority early, middle class generation X (1960s babies) identities.

        The keep is all about maintaining status quo and routine order. Daily showers, bi-daily teethbrushings, tri-daily meals, bi-weekly paydays, tri-weekly grass cutting, bi-annual dentist appointments, annual Mexican vacations. You get the picture.

        Lastly, boomerweep. This is all about the aging generations sentimentals. "One love, one life, when it's one need in the night". Son and daughter. Wedding anniversary supper. Visiting the in-laws, getting drunk off beers, and making jokes so everyone remembers to laugh and not kill each other.

        So here we are, I "frickin' love these little flavor bombs". Yes, brother. Me too.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anon what the frick are you talking about you gay moron

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In case that post was all smoke and mirrors, I'll give it to you straight, just holder your horses and simmer down. I came into this world way back in '96, and my papa and mama were mighty generation X individuals. Boomerspeak is my bread and butter, the proverbial bees knees and cats pajamas. Dont get your underwear in a knot. You'll pick it up the whole kit and caboodle in due time.

            Well, it's time for me to sleep like a log. I'm tuckered out. I need some rest before I wake up and smell the coffee.

            Goodnight young one.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              My dad, the quintessential boomer, doesn't even speak like this.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can you give me some advice on how to sound more like his age?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                enough with the cutesy pretends anon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What's the scoop, too big for your britches? Kiss my grits

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >wasted
                Just like a dumb Broad, Flow...But YWNBAW

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >too big for your britches
                Wasted? Holy shit I completely forgot about that phrase
                It's blessed, Anon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >HEIL'd
                Who cares..the message was SHIT..

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the frick are you on about you reddit spacing Black person

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >gen x has a lot of catch phrases and idioms
            >gen alpha does not use such language
            >I am showing my appreciation for their simple language
            try being human for once and you'll understand

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goated opinion

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ew.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cherries or mangos, it's tough. Probably mango if by itself, but cherries as part of a mix.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    apricot or mango, but these anons saying kiwi make me want to try that

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S-Tier: Mango, Apricot, Pineapple, Mandarins
    A-Tier: Cherries, Goji Berries, Prunes, Kiwi
    B-Tier: Figs, Cranberries, Blueberries
    C-Tier: Apple, Raisins, Papaya
    D-Tier: Banana, Oranges
    F-Tier: Dates

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >D-Tier: Banana
      Rage bait posting? On a Thursday night? Did you go hungry this week or what?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fresh banana is delicious. Dried banana is not. Simple as.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fresh banana tastes like frick all unless you've let it turn to complete mush.
          Banana chips are great.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about Golden Plums?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        D tier for obvious reasons (YJK they dont stay gold for long)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they're called golden because they're yellow like apricots. Usually it means they're Mirabelles

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And they don't stay gold for long, iykwim

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      S: Currants, Juniper
      A: Elder Berries, Raisins, Blueberries
      B: Mango
      C: Banana, Cranberries
      D: Apple, Prunes
      F: Dates, Strawberries, Pineapple, Apricot, Cherries

      This will prove unpopular I'm sure

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably dried cherries.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    durian. it's a trippy flavor

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mango and apple

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    apricots and cranberries
    dried blueberries are nice but they cost like 3x as much as dried cranberries. raisins are the most cost efficient dried fruit but are extremely mid. Other fruits are just better fresh

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dates, prunes and figs.
    This is objective truth.
    Everyone else is spectacularly wrong.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dried? Probably apples or apricots.
    Freeze dried? Fricking strawberries and raspberries. That shit is so expensive but I could eat kilograms in one sitting and not get tired of it.

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