Rare that I ever buy them, but I had some blueberry ones recently and they were awesome. Probably my favourite. I remember liking the cinnamon ones too as well as the strawberry.
>download image >try to post >file corrupted or unsupported >a fricking webp
I wamt to find whoever developed Google Images and flay him living. Leave him out strung up on the coast for a few days and get bathed in salt.
For me it's the brown sugar cinnamon Pop Tarts
capcha: k00sh
Back in high school I would sometimes bring a packet of brown sugar cinnamon ones in my backpack to eat at robotics club (my brother loved them and had no appetite in the morning so parents bought a lot) and they always, without fail, after about 45 minutes, made my chest feel like it was collapsing in on itself and that if I did anything but stand straight up and focus on my breathing I would die. Took me over a month before I realized that it only happened on the days I ate those horrifying sugar bombs.
Strawberry poptarts are frickin tasty tho.
genuinely these.
it's completely mindblowing how much better poptarts are with milk.
>download image >try to post >file corrupted or unsupported >a fricking webp
I wamt to find whoever developed Google Images and flay him living. Leave him out strung up on the coast for a few days and get bathed in salt.
7/10 or 8/10 hot
Favorite is definitely cherry, i don't care for the non fruit flavors and the cherry is the best fruit one by far.
2/10
this
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also this, especially the crust
7/10
For me it's the brown sugar cinnamon Pop Tarts
capcha: k00sh
6/10
Back in high school I would sometimes bring a packet of brown sugar cinnamon ones in my backpack to eat at robotics club (my brother loved them and had no appetite in the morning so parents bought a lot) and they always, without fail, after about 45 minutes, made my chest feel like it was collapsing in on itself and that if I did anything but stand straight up and focus on my breathing I would die. Took me over a month before I realized that it only happened on the days I ate those horrifying sugar bombs.
This is the one. When I was lifting weights 4 days a week and bicycling 50 miles a day I could easily eat an entire box of these while building huge horse thighs. I was burning over 2000 calories with the bike rides while doing sprints. Would just mindlessly toast one pair after another while methodically eating them. Crust first, then try to tear the top from the bottom and nibble them to oblivion.
>DYEL
I get where he's coming from, but for me it's meat, eggs, milk, and beer/whiskey. My guilty pleasure that will make me lift recreationally even when I don't professionally
>download image >try to post >file corrupted or unsupported >a fricking webp
I wamt to find whoever developed Google Images and flay him living. Leave him out strung up on the coast for a few days and get bathed in salt.
though those times are over be happy you will always have the good memories and got the chance to begin with my childhood was really fricked, literally I was raped get it? fricked. also other shit abuse yadda yadda poverty etc.
Imagine having a happy childhood
I can't
Strawberry I guess
this I guess for us it is "ywn have a normal happy childhood"
Brown sugar cinnamon is my childhood classic, with fondness for strawberry, cherry, and the ever-disrespected blueberry. All frosted, of course.
S'mores and cookies and cream, as well as chocolate fudge are all fine and nice, but a little too much for a regular breakfast.
Back in high school I would sometimes bring a packet of brown sugar cinnamon ones in my backpack to eat at robotics club (my brother loved them and had no appetite in the morning so parents bought a lot) and they always, without fail, after about 45 minutes, made my chest feel like it was collapsing in on itself and that if I did anything but stand straight up and focus on my breathing I would die. Took me over a month before I realized that it only happened on the days I ate those horrifying sugar bombs.
You aren't alone I also love unfrosted strawberry pop tarts it is the only one I buy. I didn't even know this was weird my whole family does the same. Now I'm tempted to ask around and see how many people I know find them weird...
Incorrect, the 'serving size' for frosted variety is 1 pastry @ 200 cal each.
The 'serving size' for unfrosted is 2 pastries at a combined 380 cals (190 each)
You can see in the top right of
Haven’t had these in a while, but I will always love them.
and
Back in high school I would sometimes bring a packet of brown sugar cinnamon ones in my backpack to eat at robotics club (my brother loved them and had no appetite in the morning so parents bought a lot) and they always, without fail, after about 45 minutes, made my chest feel like it was collapsing in on itself and that if I did anything but stand straight up and focus on my breathing I would die. Took me over a month before I realized that it only happened on the days I ate those horrifying sugar bombs.
Strawberry poptarts are frickin tasty tho.
Basically israeli trickery to convince you you're being "healthy" eating the more sugary ones. Still tastes like crack though.
Add some NoS energy drink and you have 3:30 AM I-still-haven’t-finished-this-draft-yet-I-can-feel-the-earth-pulling-itself-out-from-under-my-feet-frickmedeadfrickmedeadfrickmedead college nourishment.
Been trying all the new flavors lately. Boston Cream Pie is the best one by far. Apple fritter sucks and Lemon is pretty bland, but Peach isn't bad. Got chocolate churro to try next, then still need to find banana cream and snickerdoodle
Sugar Cookie is by far the worst flavor there ever was. Flavorless glue.
yeah these are god tier. chocolate crust with vanilla icing/filling is fricking delicious
>download image >try to post >file corrupted or unsupported >a fricking webp
I wamt to find whoever developed Google Images and flay him living. Leave him out strung up on the coast for a few days and get bathed in salt.
these are second best. and yeah frick that webp shit. i just screenshot and crop it in paint
My boyfriend's cum
Undeniably based.
I want to suck trans wiener like it's going out of fashion.
So does he
But ok real answer, I've only liked the strawberry tarts and only as a child
They're gross now
everyone was having a good time until you decided to be a r*dditor, begone.
How fat are you
don't worry: it is
Based
Not based
ur a gayet lol
Rare that I ever buy them, but I had some blueberry ones recently and they were awesome. Probably my favourite. I remember liking the cinnamon ones too as well as the strawberry.
Tie between Eggo waffles and the cinnamon pretzel ones
/thread
this
also this, especially the crust
i too am an alcoholic
Wait wtf why am I a alcoholic and leave this as my favorite as well…?
I didn't know there was a correlation, but I, too, am an example.
The 90's version actually looked like the picture. Had enough frosting to cover the whole pastry thick.
>poptarts used real fruit jam all the way into the 90s
genuinely these.
it's completely mindblowing how much better poptarts are with milk.
8/10
7/10 or 8/10 hot
2/10
7/10
6/10
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>6/10
Dog shit
have a nice day homosexual
This is the one. When I was lifting weights 4 days a week and bicycling 50 miles a day I could easily eat an entire box of these while building huge horse thighs. I was burning over 2000 calories with the bike rides while doing sprints. Would just mindlessly toast one pair after another while methodically eating them. Crust first, then try to tear the top from the bottom and nibble them to oblivion.
Absolutely based, adding tarts to my bulking diet
What the absolute frick.
>DYEL
I get where he's coming from, but for me it's meat, eggs, milk, and beer/whiskey. My guilty pleasure that will make me lift recreationally even when I don't professionally
Keep it up. I'm proud of you.
>download image
>try to post
>file corrupted or unsupported
>a fricking webp
I wamt to find whoever developed Google Images and flay him living. Leave him out strung up on the coast for a few days and get bathed in salt.
agree with smores
I volunteer to join your webm hatred-fueled witchhunt, frick them things
*webp
I'll just go kill myself now
its the same on microsoft edge
smores are perfect.
BINGBROS KEEP WINNING
>right click
>save as
it's always been this way. you just are being a lazy drag and drop pleb
WEBPs are saved as WEBPs, moron. You need to get a converter add-on to be able to save them as postable images
I wish to join your vigilante chain gang and find that guy.
Came here to post this. The undisputed king of Pop-Tarts.
I haven't had a poptart in years but I remember enjoying the wild grape flavor a lot
you should be blaming hiro for not officially supporting it as a format instead, because .webp compression is leagues above .jpegs and .pngs
Banana
I am monke
>ywn be 10 years old again, jumping on the trampoline with your siblings, eating a nanner and making monke noises before playing a game of popcorn
Imagine having a happy childhood
I can't
Strawberry I guess
though those times are over be happy you will always have the good memories and got the chance to begin with my childhood was really fricked, literally I was raped get it? fricked. also other shit abuse yadda yadda poverty etc.
this I guess for us it is "ywn have a normal happy childhood"
It's over
Just buy a trampoline and some bananas, you dope
Have kids and they'll make their own beautiful memories. Than they'll have kids that will make their own memories
Favorite is definitely cherry, i don't care for the non fruit flavors and the cherry is the best fruit one by far.
based. these scratch my artificial flavor itch like no other.
Sour cream and onion
smores is for homosexuals
Man, from the Thumbnail I thought that was Rerun and it was gonna be 70s sitcom flavored.
Why was that post deleted?
Brown Sugar Cinnamon is my go-to.
For me it's the brown sugar cinnamon Pop Tarts
capcha: k00sh
This. Everything else is a little too sweet
Brown sugar cinnamon is my childhood classic, with fondness for strawberry, cherry, and the ever-disrespected blueberry. All frosted, of course.
S'mores and cookies and cream, as well as chocolate fudge are all fine and nice, but a little too much for a regular breakfast.
Kept scrolling til I found the right answer.
the unfrosted version of those was my absolute favorite growing up, they're super hard to find now though.
The KING
The QUEEN
Anybody with either of these as their favorite is cultured and tasteful
Back in high school I would sometimes bring a packet of brown sugar cinnamon ones in my backpack to eat at robotics club (my brother loved them and had no appetite in the morning so parents bought a lot) and they always, without fail, after about 45 minutes, made my chest feel like it was collapsing in on itself and that if I did anything but stand straight up and focus on my breathing I would die. Took me over a month before I realized that it only happened on the days I ate those horrifying sugar bombs.
Strawberry poptarts are frickin tasty tho.
in middle school Id eat poptarts for lunch and Id also feel like I was dying and my chest would hurt, weird
I'm apparently the only person on the planet who likes the unfrosted strawberry tarts. People look at me weird when I say that.
You aren't alone I also love unfrosted strawberry pop tarts it is the only one I buy. I didn't even know this was weird my whole family does the same. Now I'm tempted to ask around and see how many people I know find them weird...
How do they get that silky hairy texture so good bros?
Silkworms
sex
shampoo the rats
confetti cupcake
*blocks your path*
ever try putting butter on a pop tart?
Haven’t had these in a while, but I will always love them.
Fun fact these have more calories than the frosted ones
what? fricking how?
I wonder why…
Incorrect, the 'serving size' for frosted variety is 1 pastry @ 200 cal each.
The 'serving size' for unfrosted is 2 pastries at a combined 380 cals (190 each)
You can see in the top right of
and
Basically israeli trickery to convince you you're being "healthy" eating the more sugary ones. Still tastes like crack though.
Add some NoS energy drink and you have 3:30 AM I-still-haven’t-finished-this-draft-yet-I-can-feel-the-earth-pulling-itself-out-from-under-my-feet-frickmedeadfrickmedeadfrickmedead college nourishment.
frosted strawberry
i sure eat a lot of poptarts for not liking them
Been trying all the new flavors lately. Boston Cream Pie is the best one by far. Apple fritter sucks and Lemon is pretty bland, but Peach isn't bad. Got chocolate churro to try next, then still need to find banana cream and snickerdoodle
Sugar Cookie is by far the worst flavor there ever was. Flavorless glue.
Hot fudge sundae is easily the best
me and my buddy l-nan devour this stuff
increasingly frequent recurrence of intrusive thoughts related to self harm
Wilford Brimley flavored
These would be really good if they cut like half the sugar in that, its just way too sweet
yeah these are god tier. chocolate crust with vanilla icing/filling is fricking delicious
these are second best. and yeah frick that webp shit. i just screenshot and crop it in paint
Cherry is the only right answer and only flavor actually tart
S'mores.
I always ate these ones. They don't taste like anything anymore. Wild berry is also pretty good.
Hot fudge Sunday
it's thursday moron
I'm going to show you a Thursday if you don't shush
big boxes of p tarts were bogo at publix! bought 1 box anal creampie and 1 box hot dry farts
Didn't they make black pride poptarts recently? I wonder how those taste.
i just got the one from the dolllar store the breading stuff is better