What's your favorite strip club food Culinaly ? What would you eat or not eat in a strip club.
And don't answer pussy, it's too easy
What's your favorite strip club food?
What's your favorite strip club food Culinaly ? What would you eat or not eat in a strip club.
And don't answer pussy, it's too easy
Butthole
I've never been to a strip club what are they like. Can I get succ on the menu?
Perhaps in the parking lot.
>What's your favorite strip club food Culinaly
I have only ever eaten at a strip club once, it was 100% forgettable. Wasn't even next to the strippers like OP's pic. Most clubs I've been to didn't have food.
Imagine a dance club, but instead of people grinding on each other, the women are up on a stage shaking their ass. Depending on your state, the nudity level will vary - some are topless, others full nude. You can throw singles at them when they do this. The dancers then wander about and give people lap dances for like $20-30 bucks depending on venue. Pay more and you can do little private VIP areas to get away from the fellow dicks in the club.
Seattle was pretty "meh" when it came to strip clubs. Not bad, but not good.
I don't know strippers outside of the club, but at least they pretend to be nice & sociable inside the club.
Did you go to a run down club in the hood or some shit? That shit will scar someone, both mentally and physically. You need to go to nicer places if you don't want to be shanked by Shaniqua and her pimp.
Ever play GTA IV or V? They pretty much modeled a topless strip club as it would be in real life. It covers both the basic "throw singles at the dancers" interaction, as well as the get a lap dance for a twenty interaction. The VIP part isn't modeled, but it is basically more of the same, just more money. The bouncers watch to ensure you aren't getting laid though, at least at the classier joints.
you are paying to have a boner in public around a bunch of other dudes with boners
>never been to a strip club what are they like
Some are extremely expensive just to get in through the door, others don't even have a cover charge or even a drink minimum, although I've noticed those tend to be the topless only ones. The food is surprisingly good at strip clubs, but they're overpriced. I've never been able to have a GREAT time at a strip club without dropping like $500 here in LA. That's why I like going down to Tijuana. NO COVER anywhere, all strip clubs are also brothels, $10 gets you a bucket of 10 beers on ice...no rush, no pressure. Girls will come and sit on your lap or fondle your balls while you drink and you can touch them anywhere—they don't have the "hands off" rule over there; in fact it's encouraged to touch them and suck on their titties while you drink. Only caveat is that you have to buy "special" drinks for those girls, and they cost like $3 (plus tip....everything there calls for a TIP, so more like $4). Only thing is that their drinks are these tiny little glasses with club soda, and they have a predetermined amount of time to drink them. Also if you don't go to the back with one and fuck em, they'll eventually move on to someone else. I don't recall ever seeing food that the clubs in Mexico, but just outside are the most delicious street tacos you'll ever eat and I'm sure you can bring them inside. Everyone's really chill over there. Massage parlors is where it's at, but that's not really food related.
based strip club enthusiast giving us the inside info
Tijuana is where it's at. Just be careful not to wander off the main streets at night, safest place is in the club/bar. Some places can be very pushy about drinks, even to the point of straight up pouring tequila down your throat despite saying no and then charging you $6 for it.
I went to a strip club once.
That's all it took for me to be disgusted to be a human.
Yeah women can be scary when you're an incel
Pussy is free when you're good looking.
Strip club whores are the worst people. As bad as the jerkoff patrons
Go swing on a pole some more, tramp
I realize some strip clubs actually serve food, but I've never encountered one. Almost always they serve alcoholic drinks, but sometimes they're even restricted to nonalcoholic drinks -- IIRC Seattle allows nudity if the place doesn't serve booze, but if it serves booze the strippers have to remain clothed. Then there was that peep show downtown ("The Lusty Lady") that didn't have anything to eat or drink, just "put a bunch of change in the coin acceptor to open a window for a few seconds".
Legs and Eggs in Rhode Island.
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Scholarly post
I would definitely have to say poopy accompanied by a glass of pee to wash it down
I've never been to a strip club that served food, I did pay $8 for a bottle of water at one once, though. This was in 2012 so that would be almost $10.75 today.
Would be kind of fun to sit and eat at one tbh, but I wouldn't expect the food to be anything revolutionary.
Prime butt hole. I'm talking the real natty shit. If it ain't brown, I ain't goin down.
Steak at the Acropolis in Portland
Wouldn't it be less gay to go to the male strip club and pick up the women getting blue-balled?
No, both are the same on gay scale, ~300 militwinks/h.
Who the fuck goes to a strip club to eat food?
lots of guys do
I have a really rich acquaintance who likes to go to strip clubs buy a bunch of stuff on the menu for everyone in the group. He does it at regular restaurants too
Why would I pay money to get blue-balled?