What's your go to craft soda?

What's your go to craft soda? I have some local state favorites but for something that's available for most, I love a good sprecher

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >craft soda
    homie shut the frick up and get me a coca-cola

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does it count if I mix my own soda using seltzer and homemade syrups?

      >craft soda
      No one likes you

      Temperance shops/soda fountains are on the rise. I've mentioned it before, but I paid of brother's I know opened an early 20th century style soda fountain and it's so hugely popular that they're more millionaires in their own right (although, to be fair, the opened the place with daddy's money). The employees wear period attire. The dudes look like bellhops from old movies with the bowtie and everything and they're not allowed to use clip ons; they have to learn to properly tie a bowtie.
      It's nifty.
      Their shop is a few 'hoods away but in my immediate area, there are two soda fountains, one of which has been in business for decades.

      But there isn't an off brand Dr Pepper that even comes close to the real thing

      idk how they did it, but those brothers managed to get Dr Pepper sugar syrup rather than the corn syrup one. Something having to do with one Dr Pepper factory (in Texas, iinm) somehow staying independent from the rest of production due to some contact or some shit and they never switched over to corn syrup. All the drinks are mixed by hand so they have the Dr Pepper syrup in an antique, period appropriate glass bottle. All the other syrups are, too. The only name brand syrups they have are that, Coke and 7up. Again, no idea how they manage to get sugar versions.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        please shut up

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fastest way to shut me up is to poop your dick in my mouth, Daddy :3

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm more of a sub but thanks for the offer

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I would bottom you so hard tho

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Anon, no one likes you
        >um actually
        Thanks for proving my point

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          wut
          are you moronic, moron-kun?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >n-no, y-you!

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh dear. the poor lass is moronic : (
              would you like some cake?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >craft soda
    No one likes you

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I try not to drink much sugary soda anymore but when I do get a craving I really like the Sprecher cream soda

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drinking soda
    post wrist.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how does one thicken one's wrist
      mine is ghoulishly gaunt

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You literally can't. The section of the wrist bone is one where muscle doesn't grow, since it only attaches higher on the forearm and in the hand. So if you are a wristlet like me, it's literally over.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just can't ever justify non-diet soda. If I want hundreds of liquid calories I may as well be drinking beer or something.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure diet sodas are barely better for you if at all. Unless you like the muted taste

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      diet cucks are delusional as always

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sprecher switched to corn syrup.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >craft soda
    now I understand why people make fun of me for being an IPA guy

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    But there isn't an off brand Dr Pepper that even comes close to the real thing

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    its unfair how good that stuff is. that honey really does it. i think cherry cola is my favorite.

  10. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    Was the bird always wearing a medical mask or is that a pandemic cuck thing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      being this moronic must be painful
      use your fricking head for once in your life, look at the name of the product, and then try to put two and two together

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I get it. It's because Germans are cucks.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >try to put two and two together

        no!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you genuinely moronic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're one of most stupid people on the board. Which is an achievement of sorts.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you genuinely moronic

        being this moronic must be painful
        use your fricking head for once in your life, look at the name of the product, and then try to put two and two together

        It looks incredibly out of place and clashes with the art style of the rest of the logo. I don't think it's out of the question that it might have been added later to encourage people to wear a mask

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you have terminal brain worms. im sorry to be the bearer of bad news

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're not going to convince me masks are normal, give it up, I've never seen a doctor wearing one of these outside of the couple years the covid scam was live

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              > I've never seen a doctor wearing one of these
              have you never seen a surgeon, you fricking troglodyte? most asians have been wearing them out and about for decades even without being sick

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the asians are doing it so you should too!!
                If the asians lived in an ant colony and watched cartoons all day would you do that too? Oh wait...explains a lot.

                >have you never seen a surgeon, you fricking troglodyte?
                Every meeting I've ever had with a surgeon he wasn't wearing a mask, he was talking to me with his mouth like a real person not a maskbot

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're a fricking idiot. You should be seeing a doctor. To sort out your shit for brains

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol dumb dumb I just told you I saw doctors and they don't wear the cuck mask

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're more properly called surgeon masks, because surgeons wear them while doing surgery, which is why the general public was discouraged from using them when it could have inhibited the supply of them to surgeons.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The surgeon general doesn't do surgery dumbass it's just a figger of speech it means doctor

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not going to convince me masks are normal, give it up, I've never seen a doctor wearing one of these outside of the couple years the covid scam was live

                Was the bird always wearing a medical mask or is that a pandemic cuck thing

                >Creates a simple thread to talk about everyone's favorite non name brand soda
                >Schizos decide to foam at the mouth as soon as they see a cartoon of a bird doctor wearing a mask

                Go be moronic somewhere else please

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have Reddit to be a moronic homosexual with intellectual pretensions in. (You) are the one who has to go back. Try to kys on the way, will you?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >being smart is moronic

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Surgeons wear masks because they work under the skin which is a primary pathogen defense, not because of covid.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The stethoscope is the traditional image of the "doctor". (You) are the one with anal worms infecting your brain, and I'm afraid that suicide is the only cure.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't match the illustration at all, looks like it was stuck on at some point after.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ignore the homosexuals they're just malding about falling for cuck muzzle compliance theatre

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Masking saved millions of lives tard

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          But Saint Fauchi said masks have no effect.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He was right

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    had a sprecher cream soda yesterday
    it was good

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the guy who made Achewood does craft sodas now. I haven't tried them.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a drinkmate to get sparkling water from the tap. I don't drink sugar.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had their hard root beer in the past it was awful.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not even a juggalo or from Michigan.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      rock n rye is the best flavor. moon mist is a close 2nd and red pop is good in floats. also the cream soda is ok. all of the other flavors are like drinking liquid candy and kind of off putting. Haven't had one in like 10 years since I left Michigan though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      for pride week or month or whatever they should release a flavor called gayo and have it taste like shit.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soda selection is why amerilards will always dunk on us europoors.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >craft soda

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    on the topic of doctors, mcgillicuddys for me please

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >craft soda

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >craft soda
    Do Burgers really?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      alcohol is degenerate

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ive been drinking the blood orange san pellegrinos lately. expensive but they’re a nice treat to have a couple times per week

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trust the science drink corn syrup it's good for you

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spring Grove is my favorite pop

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you drink it when you're wearing your face diaper?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dont know what you mean 🙁

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The mask mandated

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            its 2024 tho....

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              People still wear them

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                And did in 2010, also. Some people care about their community.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh they're for good people who care about their community, right, now I'm starting to feel bad, I've got to start being more considerate.

                Do you wear one friend?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >M-m-mask... I-i-i was b-b-b-brave
                Nobody cares about your pissy little obsession. This isn't therapy. Shitty little bores like yourself should just frick off and converse with yourself in your head because nobody wants to deal with your lack of personality. Incredibly boring

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Obsession? With what? Your comment was incoherent.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              The mask mandated come back new variant

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love hank's soda

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It all tastes like watered-down sugar piss.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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