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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything but 2 and 5. Prefer 1.
    If I never ate a wedge again it would be too soon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is wrong with wedges?

      https://i.imgur.com/8kdc0pl.jpg

      what's your preference?

      anything but crinkle, those who serve crinkle frys should be dumped in the fryer themselves..

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wedge fries are caught between french fries and baked potato, with none of the redeeming qualities of either.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          they are crispy like fries and just thick enough to get potato taste they are 2nd best on the list.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Curly but the ones in that pic are way too thin

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      im convinced 99% of the world uses the same brand of curly fries

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most everything is Sysco yes

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of these are the wrong iterations of what they are supposed to be.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Straight, waffle, and curly fries

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    diced

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crinkle cut fries are ideal but the ones in that pic look terrible.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're a weird little fricker that likes things that smell like pencil shavings as they remain undercooked.
      >inb4 "ridges for sauce."
      only fatties dip.
      stop being a fatty, fatty.

      https://i.imgur.com/8kdc0pl.jpg

      what's your preference?

      straight fries are best fries, not even a contest.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must be mentally damaged.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where I live wedges usually have paprika, pepper, garlic powder and other seasonings on them. Seasoned wedges are the best.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those waffle cuts are too thin.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Curly
    Straight
    Waffle

    frick the rest

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if i had to choose between those 6 fricked up dishes i think i'd rather starve.
    how the hell does someone frick up fried potatoes 6 different ways?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously wedge.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They all look overcooked and that crinkle isn't crinkled.
    Those curlies look more like shoestrings, too. And the waffle fries look more like waffle crisps/chips. Same with the cottage. Whoever cut and fried these only knows what a "fry" is through word of mouth or whatever this alien species have for mouths. No human being could consistently frick shit up this badly over and over again and show the world proudly.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that is not a crinkle cut fry, unless ive been mandela'd

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're very, very, very barely crinkled. If you have to inspect that shit to see the crinkliness, ya dun goofed.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    not burnt to shit like those are.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    crinkle cut are the best fires ever.

    those look like shit, actually they all look like shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They belong in a fire that's for sure. nasty ass trash cut.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine being filtered by the best cut of fries.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          only toddlers eat such a disgusting type of fry

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do crunchy/crispy crinkle cut fries exist? Every single one I've ever had has been a soft, soggy mess of post potato sadness.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            only insecure men say thing like that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        only toddlers eat such a disgusting type of fry

        t. never had a good crinkle cut

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is accurate. Because

          Do crunchy/crispy crinkle cut fries exist? Every single one I've ever had has been a soft, soggy mess of post potato sadness.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    straight
    curly
    waffle
    the rest go in the trash

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >crinkle cut is just straight rotated a few degrees
    frick this picture

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    straight because I'm no homo

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crinkle MOGS all the others

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cottage fries when I'm cottaging because no food is quite so filling after a hard day of anal than some cottage fries!

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    straight like a real man

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Straight and wedge. Worst is waffle; too much surface area

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    tater logs. Haven't had em in like a decade, though.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the FRICK is that pretending to be a crinkle fry??!?
    I'm partial to waffle, straight and wedges, curly if I feel dangerous

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll eat any fried potato but straight are obviously the best.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Straight.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does this look familiar
      Oh, that's why. When I was little we used to take a family trip there every summer.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a curly fries kinda person. Optimal fries maximize the exposed surface area such that the oil can crisp as much of the fry as possible. That's also why thick cut fries suck and everyone who likes them should be deported to Senegal. Waffle fries are a close second for the same reason.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Straight is boring, crinkle is straight but worse, and curly is trash. Wedge is the best, but waffle and cottage are both good too.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dippers or Stripes

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no difference between crinkle and straight
    >waffle looks like perforated chips
    >cottage is also too thin
    >wedge is too long and not thick enough
    >curly is shoestring
    What a mess

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    straights, but curly and crinkles are good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crinkles are soggy and gross.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    crinkle cut master race.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That image is absolute shit, full of terrible fries. You literally doubled down on straight cut fries. Those are NOT crinkle cut. Nor are those curly fries. Those are SHOESTRING fries shown there. And that "cottage" fry is really just a potato chip.

    I would eat NONE of those pictured there.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wedge due to sheer laziness

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like wedge because I don't have to flip or jostle them to avoid sticking.
    Also, how are those crinkle cut? They look the same as straight.

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