What's your starbs drink?

What's your starbs drink?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bet you have this flag

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you have this readily available in your computer.

      Rent free.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The internet exists and im a dog

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That good boy needs a slice of Swiss cheese.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related. It's actually not even that many calories.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is my default too outside of pistachio season, I also like the iced london fog tea if I have the time for it and they remember to put the syrup in it.

      Order the brown sugar oat shaken with the pistachio browned butter topping while you can.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never go here but when I am on vacation friends drag me in there and the only thing I ever had was the green tea which was shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >green tea
      the schizo is about to be set off

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My gf loves green tea apparently it helps with her periods

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only thing that can treat PMS is takeout chicken and Adderall.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your boyfriend can't have periods

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      about the same here. try getting a pump or two of peppermint, works well with their green tea

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So does homosexual sex. Homo

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starbucks is ass. Peet’s mogs starcucks

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nespresso pods. I order them online.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Venti water

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last time I went was a few weeks back and used my gift card
    Got a caramel apple spice, really tasty.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    chai tea latte or whatever seasonal thing they're doing if it looks good. 95% of the time i drink plain black coffee and i'm not willing to pay the brand tax just to get it at starbucks

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 shots of espresso and free heavy cream

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flat White

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      taylor swift

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drip coffee, black. Laugh to myself and give them a smug little grin when they ask if I want room for cream / sugar.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every poster in this thread other than me visits the men's public bathroom looking for a date

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We have apps now

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't have it in my country

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    we dont have any here because they went bankrupt years ago
    there's like 1 or 2 in the cities but only tourists go to them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but your women crave it tho and would love it if a beefy American Chad took them on a coffee date to starbs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah but your women crave it tho
        not ours, only tourists
        women go to locally owned cafes here

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never been inside a starbucks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay but you've been inside other dudes

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how much is the israeli government paying you to post this?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I quite enjoy the occasional long black (one sugar) or maybe once a year I'll get an icy mocha frappuccino and it's fricking orgasmic
    >frick the haters

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've only ever tried Starbucks espresso once in a US airport. It was alright. My normal order is either a dark roast doppio or machiatto, but I'll be damned if I ever drink coffee again without a porcelain cup and saucer. One should only drink coffee whilst seated at a table, it's a precious five minutes to rest, not something to carry while walking around. It's just not right.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a israelite

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee. Black. End of discussion.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just like your favorite wiener

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Brown sugar, caramel, rainbow ice cream milkshake soy latte drinking fricken homosexual

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't drink coffee, Mr BBC enjoyer

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your israelite wife enjoyed a load of cream from my BBC (badass beast wiener). I shot a load into her morning coffee while your hannukah ass was at work. Shit was so cash, israelitey.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't have a wife or a gf. You shot a load into your BBC boyfriends coffee.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't have a wife or a gf.
                ahahah homosexual!

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Coffee. Black. End of discussion.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Going to pret instead

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    matcha latte with sugar free vanilla syrup and oat milk >.<

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I once had an overpriced coffee at starbucks and it was disgusting coffee vending machine tier coffee.
    It was in UK btw, maybe anglos just like shit coffee so statbucks makes shit coffee there, IDK, but I've heard they like instant coffee a lot there. So my hypothesis has some grains of truth.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Australian-American here. Starbos isn't hands-down awesome in the big picture, but definitely for a chain they have very distinct and very good coffee (on a good day that is). I almost always prefer my local cafes, but not gonna like the flavour of Starbucks coffee (on a good day) is better than about half of the local places. Idunno, I like it and I'm tired of pretending I'm not supposed to.

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