Whats your usual workday breakfast?

What’s your usual workday breakfast?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fit for a bottom gay man.

    Enjoy OP.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol I remember the outrage when they started with bottom friendly menus at restaurants and a bunch of "messy" gays complained that they didn't feel represented

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the outrage
        you mean the Culinaly threads about it? because literally nobody outside of this website ever knew about it lmao

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    10-16 breathmints

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    something a lot less gay than that

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee and a protein shake (one after the other)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes but which order? the protein im taking now tastes like shit so i have the protein first then the coffee, then i let a black man shit in my mouth because my coffee also tastes like shit

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a cortado

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to walk down to the vietnamese bakery and get a sausage banh mi with peanut sauce and chilli. mmmhmmm

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      First stop, supermarket coffee machine

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And now a stroll down victoria st, or "little saigon"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Such vibrance

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick I thought it opened at 7

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Brooo I used to live in lil Saigon. I miss it enjoy that beautiful weather for me

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Victoria Street
                Do you slump over like this when eating your banh mi? Last time I went to Victoria St, there were banh mi enjoyers sitting like this everywhere. Must be a tiktok trend

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is where it all goes down. Lennox st.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lets go for a morning stroll through the projects

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why is asian Tim Allen fighting Zuckerberg?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/VgfvMoV.jpeg

          Such vibrance

          https://i.imgur.com/CkuvRy2.jpeg

          https://i.imgur.com/ac4xu1W.jpeg

          https://i.imgur.com/5Qs60kG.jpeg

          Frick I thought it opened at 7

          What a shit hole

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Get balls in espresso machine
        >Get hot as frick dark coffee poured in each testicles at the same time

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sourdough, gouda, lettuce

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever is at the truck stop I slept at. Either that or a PB&J or cereal if I have the stuff for it.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the simp again.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reheated breakfast casserole that i make during the weekend. Taters, eggs, sausage, and whatever spices i think would work.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ai picture

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a brazil nut and some dates

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always with the fricking pidgeons

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aussie: if you keep dumping rice in the park, the park will be filled with seagulls, pidgeons and rats.
      Old Chinese woman: I DON'T CARE AHAHAHAH *hits giant gong*

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A hot deal

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >$12 for noodle soup

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're in boys

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 eggs and a sourdough English muffin

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can people live like that? Why dont you take your communities back

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If they integrated into the local community, instead of only talking to other Viet/Chinese, their Aussie neighbours would help deal with the graffiti and crime. But they don't talk to us, they only want to sell us banh mi and take our money.
        We tolerate this because, well.. have you ever had a banh mi? It's fricking spectacular. I would happily goosestep over a dozen junkies covered in graffiti at 7am on a frosty Melbourne morning just to get one, to enjoy with my Woolworths single origin Ethiopian blend two dollar coffee on the 86 tram to my soulless corporate city job at the dogshit end of Collins Street, just like OP did in this very thread.
        Spectacular

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot the after-breakfast sauna.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back for another coffee

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We did it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Comfy trip

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >omelet (three eggs) with shredded cheese, whatever peppers we have on hand, and pickled red onion in it
    >two slices of smoked bacon from the butcher (seasoned with salt and lemon pepper in the pan)
    >two slices of sourdough toast with butter
    >cup of coffee

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't take credit, my wife has been upgrading the quality of our ingredients over time. When I was making it myself it was nowhere near this good because I'd just buy whatever.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breakfast is for fat people

    If I do eat it just a burrito consisting of 3 eggs and I put the tortilla in the toaster. I can make this in like literally 1 minute. I season nothing and get all the flavor from an assortment of hot sauces.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't eat it. unnecessary extra calories.
    The only time i'll eat it is if its a replacement for lunch because I have a long day ahead.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you fricking obese fricking pussy kek

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        breakfast is for weak pussies who can't go 5 minutes without eating

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    double shot espresso
    1 hard boiled egg
    1 bagel
    1 slice Heidelberg bread with raspberry preserve

    second breakfast (about three hours later) (im bulking)
    double shot espresso
    1 biscotti
    oatmeal with raw honey

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand why gays would eat so clean when bulking. Just get a big ass breakfast burrito with bacon and eggs and cheese. Shitloat of protein and calories.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        shitty calories exist anon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only bad calories in that burrito is the flour tortilla

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I guess its just hard for me to understand because all I do is intense cutting and relaxed cutting. Never been in a position where I need to eat more than I want to but it seems like it would be pretty miserable eating boiled eggs and shit to get to 3k calories or whatever.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im the guy you were replying to, and I eat clean because I am a horrible hypochondriac with diagnosed OCD that revolves around said hypochondria. it's hellish

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    People need to learn how to fry an egg without burning it

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    strong coffee with some heavy whipping cream and a cigarette

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood how people can mix coffee AND juice into their stomachs.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1-2 flat whites.

    I don't eat until lunchtime.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1-2 flat whites.
      I prefer flat asians

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        With feminine dicks i'm sure.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so fricking glad I live in rural Australia.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 egg
    whats the point?

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monster (or red bull if I don't feel like drinking a whole monster) and a Kolache, notice this is after getting in and doing some work, can't eat shit in the morning without feeling a brick in my gut.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been making variations of this lately.
    Either slices of bread or low calorie tortillas like in the Pic.
    Cook 2 slices of bacon, fry the bread or tortilla in the grease. Place half a cheese slice on the tortilla or bread. Add a tsp of Sriracha sauce to each tortilla. Throw the folded or torn in half bacon slice onto it. Add pickle slices. Cook eggs over easy and place on top.
    Not pictured is cup od coffee

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t eat breakfast usually but if I’m super hungry I usually leave some leftovers from dinner

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A can of light beer and a handful of blueberries.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 scrambled eggs on buttered toast and a cup of coffee

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on if I'm cutting or bulking, but mostly
    >Banana
    >Coffee

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Straight, and I look better than you

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    90% of shitposters are Aussies. They are destroying the site.

    I hate Australians so god damn much.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cup of black coffee and a cigarette

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >workday
    I'm usually too overwhelmed with dread that I don't eat.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boil three eggs
    >2 PB&J sandwiches
    >apple or fig
    Thank you glorious USA for PBJ

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >workday
    HAHAHAHA stupid goy

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's a pb&j with a coffee.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beans and rice. It's mexican rice and the beans have onion, peppers, and some meat in it, but still. Simple, cheap, and lots of fibre. Boring. Unispiring. Sustaining. Such is life. It's lunch too. Eat to live, and all that.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steak & eggs on English muffins then take apart alien technology, have some fun homosexual.

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    whey protein
    greek yogurt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      card carrying homosexual detected here at
      The gay's eating it's greek gurt.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how nasty are your farts? i do 3 boiled eggs, 2 scoops of 'tein, and about 150 g of greek 'gurt and then fart on my coworkers non-stop

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      gaye

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 oz bourbon, couple of slim jims, and about 40 oz of black coffee

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Literally looks like the ghetto.
    it is the ghetto, but worse:
    there are australians there

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    piece of buttered toast, two fried eggs, glass of orange juice

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You put the egg ON the bread you moron, not your computer. And instead of 3 entire plates that now need to be washed, you get 1 large plate and a small bowl for the fruit.

    Holy frick how do these people tie their shoes in the mornings?

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a two egg omelette with a slice of provolone and serving of goat cheese every day of my life.

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