When I go to Red Lobster, I always wear my admiral's hat.

When I go to Red Lobster, I always wear my admiral's hat. The staff there knows not to give me a menu, because the admiral always gets the Admiral's Feast.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    looks fukken delicious gyatt dam

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They got hella fanum tax on that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >your choice of two sides
    >french fries and tater tots

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you must order something you do not enjoy
      Why even post

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those are the scallops not tater tots, moron. The other side is clearly a small salad, which also happens to be the only thing that isn’t brown.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No those are tater tots. The whole point of this picture is everything is fried in a factory then frozen and thrown in the fryer at the restaurant. Nobody fries scallops like that with breading, its complete trash.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You are not very smart.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Dude my iq is so fricking high.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              See

              You are not very smart.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nope.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                K.

                My mom took me here for my 19th birthday in 2007 and we found a $20 bill in the parking lot while we left, nearly covering our meals. Good memory.

                When I worked as a baker while at university, I was on my way to work really one morning when I say a number of dollar bills blowing by in the wind. I got off my bike and chased down as many as I could, managing to snag $123 (or $127, I forget which) before deciding to ride on to work. It was a good day.
                The largest amount of money I ever found was an envelope in my back garden with $1163 in it. I have no idea how it got there nor why it would have that specific amount but I deposited it first chance.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's bonkers. I'm still riding the high of the $20, I don't think I've seen a loose bill on the ground since.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I was excited as frick for that $120something that early morning but the grand+ envelope made me nervous/concerned like what if some dangerous drug dealer was running through the back to avoid police or something (despite that sort of thing not happening here) and dropped it in his haste and comes back looking for it? Then concern that someone likely needed that money and lost it and now they're fricked and I should try to find the owner. However, it's not like a cell phone or anything; I can't post a lost and found ad on Craigslist for an envelope of money, especially considering the envelope was completely nondescript. Someone could easily guess "large, manila envelope" unlike "pink, Galaxy cell phone."
                And I don't trust turning it in to the popo.
                So keeping it was the only thing I could think to do with it that didnt seem like a waste of time or to the benefit of a cheat or liar. I did probe the neighbours about it, just asking if they'd lost anything recently without mentioning what it was but no one had.
                A month later, I used some of it for my property tax.
                Even with the windmoney, I looked around for people but in a residential area at 3.30am, there wasn't anyone around so I just pocketed the cash and thought of it as recompense for when I lost my wallet in the Halloween just before.

                The fries are a little redundant but yeah, not a bad choice.

                My only concern with the fries is that fries must be eaten quick as a kitten queef or they get gross. I couldn't get around to finishing such a large plate of fried stuff quickly enough to make ordering it a completely pleasant experience. What sides do these Communist Crustaceans even serve?

                Honest question; where will the blacks go for a fancy night out on the town now?
                I’ve been going there for nearly a quarter of a century and in all that time it’s been THE destination for blacks wanting to impress other blacks.

                Cheesecake Factory? I've never been to either but Blacks I've known have always talked that place up as the best shit ever, even more than they do Communist Crustacean.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    RIP red lobster. My friend is a bartender there and he just moved out of his folks place and they told him to start sending out application. I feel guilty because I know I ate them into the red with endless shrimp

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You bastard, you single-handedly brought Red Lobster down

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldnt stop eating the coconut and firecracker Asian shrimp

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who here dips with honey mustard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        😉

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Red Lobster
    >Admiral Plate
    >no lobster
    ...?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The lobster is for the captain

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Admirals don't eat bottom feeders.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick is walt and why does he have a "favorite shrimp". sounds suspicious, like he farms them from a repurposed water treatment plant

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Walt is the lobster mascot.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Tour of Italy is my favorite dish to order.

    Every time we go to Olive Garden with the family I like to make a fun little event of it.

    "pack your bags" I say to my wife "we're going on a tour!"

    I grab my passport and head out the door.

    We get to the restaurant in 10 minutes flat.

    "WOW, Italy is a lot closer to home than I thought!"

    When we get to the restaurant I ask the hostess "do I need to speak Italian here?" with a big grin. The hostess giggles and takes us to our table.

    When we get seated at the restaurant the waiter takes our order.

    "I'll have the tour of Italy" I exclaim. "Do you need to see my

    passport?" I say slyly. The waitress giggles and says she will bring out the breadsticks and salad soon. The salad arrives and I get extra cheese on top per usual.

    "starting off up north at the snow covered Italian Alps I see!"

    My wife groans but the waitress gets a giggle out of it. The main course comes and it's just as beautiful as I remember it.

    I grab my fork "Where do I even begin?!"

    I take my fork and make airplane noises as I dive my fork down into the Chicken Parmigiana "Milan, you taste magnificent!"

    "Next let's see Florence!" I direct my fork toward the signature Fettuccine Alfredo. It's like I can taste the culture without even seeing the city!

    "Now for the grand finally, let's head down to Rome!"

    My fork gobbles up the Lasagna Classico in seconds.

    "Mama Mia! what a trip!"

    We get the bill "wow a whole tour of Italy for only $14.99? what a bargain!"

    The waitress seems pretty over it at this point but manages to crack a little smile as she takes my credit card. "Didn't even need to crack out the American Express! hah!"

    As we leave I wave and exclaim "arrivederci!" to all the staff as we walk out the door. What a great family restaurant.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lol didnt read.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >imagine not being able to speed read

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Saves yourself from some powerful cringe, anon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that powerful cringe was the 90s, only someone as hatefilled like you wouldn't appreciate what a whimsical time it was

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      “My fork gobbles up” is poor diction. Forks do not gobble, fartknocker.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick the haters, this is a great post

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      italian pasta

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed at every line, you and me are lost cousins i believe. Arivederchi friens

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    buy an ad

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Half of that meal is breading. And the other half is sneed oil.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I bet when the waitress first comes over to your table, and she sees your hat, she looks at your wife and they both roll their eyes and laugh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      project much? (except for the wife because we all know you'll never be married or enjoy females sexually)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >10yo's have wifes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >wifes
        *wives

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf i just realized that the last time i ordered an admirals feast the didnt give me any shrimp. Wtf

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kind of weird to go to a seafood restaurant and everything on your plate is fried

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Red Lobster
    Never been. Would go. Like fish. Is good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Never been. Would go. Like fish. Is good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I need olives can you bring me Olives its only my style to be Secret please bring me five can of olive

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honest question; where will the blacks go for a fancy night out on the town now?
    I’ve been going there for nearly a quarter of a century and in all that time it’s been THE destination for blacks wanting to impress other blacks.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My mom took me here for my 19th birthday in 2007 and we found a $20 bill in the parking lot while we left, nearly covering our meals. Good memory.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I always wear my admiral's hat.
    Who are you, Rusty Shackleford?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The fries are a little redundant but yeah, not a bad choice.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit are you me?? I always get the admirals feast...had 1 two weeks ago.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >samegay shill asks are you me
      Classic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you me? I was thinking the same thing!

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's a lot of fresh anons here. Welcome!

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