when is the last time you ate way too much, and what was it? don't say pussy.

when is the last time you ate way too much, and what was it? don't say pussy.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    last night, your mom's ass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >your mom's ass
      That really is way too much.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grilled ribeye, beef fat sticky rice, fermented chili beurre blanc, crispy shallot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did your boyfriend order?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    about 1990
    ate over a dozen home made cheese enchiladas in a couple of days.

    I crapped concrete christmas trees for a week.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last night I had seven 9.5% beers and an entire family size bag of kettle cooked potato chips.
    Felt like absolute shit this morning. Still do, in fact.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went out with work friends at Christmas. I had a platter of an 8oz rump, a 1/2lb burger with bone marrow, bacon American cheese and other shit, it had popcorn shrimp, tobacco onions and pulled brisket on the side. I tanked about 8 wienertails, half a dozen pints of cider, half a dozen shots, then decided to finish off my colleague's leftovers. It took a couple of massive lines of coke to bring myself around from that gluttony.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last night. Date night with the wife(f).
    Went to a local Italian place, started with calamari, veal Parmesan for the main course, and tiramisu for desert. Was pretty good, and the bj afterwards was a nice topper.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last night. I ate my wife's pussy until she came, creampied her then made a delicious sourdough pizza.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I creampied your wife yesterday morning. It was me you were tasting when you went down on her, homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I already creampied that guys wife the day before yesterday. Your dick was literally covered in my cum you queer.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One summer day before covid, I barely ate but drank beer all day. The next day I pissed a lot and was famished but I was supposed to have lunch with mom and woke up at 11:30 so I just took a shower and got dressed up. We went to a continental buffet, I ate myself sick on fried food, went to the bathroom to throw up, washed it down with coke then did it again by trying everything but the meat counter, then finally filled up on meat,w hatever good stuff I identified then a bunch of those deserts bars. Mom never noticed because she was busy picking at at shitty crab shrimp skewers. Later that night I shat like a fire hose, then somehow everything was fine and I felt great.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a captivating post, every word had me on the edge of my toilet

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last week dad was grilling frickhuge porterhouse steaks and I brought over a box of crab legs. We finished off that + loaded baked potato, salad, garlic bread, grilled asparagus, shrimp wienertail and derby pie with ice cream.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shortly ago. The meeting had a picnic today after services and I ate practically a whole watermelon to myself, among other things. We came home, put my kid down for a nap and the missus fell asleep while we were watching Inside No 9. My tummy hurts too much to conk out so I'm laying on the couch in the AC and jokingly/trollingly telling Culinaly that beef hotdogs are good (they're not) and pork hotdogs are terrible (also untrue).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Been a while since I started lifting consistently (eating more to maintain weight) and cleaned up my diet. If I buy a big pack of tomatoes and strawberries at the same time I’ll normally eat them until I’m uncomfortable.

      Sounds pretty comfy aside from the tummy ache.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A few hours ago. I don't even remember.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every day this week because my wife is fed bought dot's seasoned pretzels. It has msg and I have such a hard time stopping just heaving handfuls into my fat head. Makes me sleep like shit

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >don't say pussy.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I smoked a phat bowl last night and ended up eating an entire frozen pizza by myself. I dipped the pieces into a bowl of soy sauce and soybean oil. I cooked it in slices in the microwave, and I could hear and feel it bubbling in my belly afterwards.
    It was probably the baking powder.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bussy.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pussy

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A week or so ago ordered carryout from a Yemeni restaurant. Was feeling hungry so ordered two appetizers, the falafal and bab ganoush. Forgot that the appetizers at this place are sized for the entire dining party, not the individual. I was pretty full before I even got to the entree (pulled lamb with veggies and tandoori bread).

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I suffer from acid reflux, and so anytime I get acid reflux before bed I consider that eating too much. Most recently this happened to me on a Friday on which I was already sleep deprived from the night before. During the day I had coffee but that was it.

    7pm - Lamb Saag Indian frozen dinner. It's lamb meatballs with spices and race, I think saffron kitchen may be the brand but not sure?

    10pm - go to friend's house, have a fruity seltzer drink and a glass of whiskey with ice

    11:30pm - acquire fast food Mexican. 3 large quessabirria tacos with consomme, plus a Chile relleno burrito (1lb).

    I ate all of the Mexican food, and it was good.

    12:30pm - began to eat DOT's brand pretzel sticks original flavor. These are so extremely delicious and addicting that even though I was already full from the Mexican, I couldn't stop eating them. Proceeded to eat between 1/4 and 1/2 of the bag.

    2am: ate some pieces of a chocoloney chocolate bar, drank 1 glass of whole milk

    ran out of milk, then had some watermelon mela water/juice.

    Anyway, I laid down to go to bed around like 3am and just as I dozed off I started coughing uncontrollably. This continued to happen for a few hours until I eventually sorta fell asleep for a while.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A couple years ago I boughtened a huge bag of 40 frozen pork & cabbage dumperringh, boiled and then ate all of them in one sitting.

    The combination of mystery meat, cabbage, and chinese newspaper filler ravaged my intestines fiercely. I laid in bed for about 2 hours after the meal and for about the next 12 I was extruding clay from my ass that started dark brown and by the next morning was basically all light gray.

    Even though it's been years, dumplings have never really appealed to me quite as much as they used to.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Went to a wedding recently. Small guestlist, only family. Dinner was at a reasonably high end restaurant. Appetizer came out, was seared tuna crusted in sesame, sea salt, and pepper. I was mistakenly under the impression this was going to be a three course meal, so when the chef brought out an extra plate I happily had a few more pieces. It was the best seared tuna I had ever eaten, and its a wedding, so I wasn't worrying about what I ate. My mom, being a picky eater, passed me her plate as well after trying a bite.

    Turns out it was actually a five course meal with two full appetizers and no hors d'oeuvres(bride and groom couldn't agree on appetizer so just had two). A second appetizer went came out, pork belly with an apple celery sauce, which I crushed because pork belly is amazing and the kitchen had done a wonderful job.

    Had a nice ponzu green salad next, which was the only light thing bit of food I ate that meal.

    Then my main came, which was duck breast with couscous, green beans, and a butternut squash puree. My mother wasn't feeling her steak so, wanting to try the steak as well, I snagged 4oz of steak off her plate, ate it slathered in cranberry bourbon butter. At this point I'd eaten like 9 oz tuna, 10 oz duck(breast was huge), 3 oz pork belly, and 4 oz steak, for over a pound and a half of meat alone, plus a salad, 6oz of couscous, and a similar amount of vegetables/salad/etc. Then dessert came. It was a cup of scratch made custard with fresh fruit. Nothing to out there. However, after that we had the cake cutting ceremony, and wanting to be polite I went up to take a small slice. It was attached to a larger slice because it hadnt been cut through, and after an awkward moment with an inlaw where we tried to separate them without getting anything on our clothing, I ended up with a big frickoff piece of pound cake that had been iced with fresh whipped cream and topped with fruit. So I trudged back to my seat with double the cake I had intended.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4000-ish cals of olive garden
    3 bread sticks + soup
    4 mozzarella sticks
    Chicken Alfredo
    Chocolate cake slice

    Tbh not that much

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smoked country style ribs. I slathered them down with Sweet Baby Goyslop and hammered on them till I was miserable af and sweating profusely

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