When it comes to cheeseburgers, simplicity is key.

When it comes to cheeseburgers, simplicity is key.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's a patty melt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >patty melt
      >not melted
      moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the heat of the patty melts the cheese

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you substitute that patty with a raw slice of spam and a slice of pineapple straight from the can, you have a super simple Hawaiian burger.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I won't be doing that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >if my grandma had wheels, she'd be a bicycle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      like this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It could use a slice or two of Swiss cheese.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly! Appropriate amount of mayo too!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is disgusting but satisfying at the same time, I hate these ai pics.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          frick ai
          pay people more so they can hire more south east asians and brazillians to draw kawaii bs

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's a lot easier to have an AI mock something up than to commission a fricking artist to it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do hawaiians really?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Indeed. Louis Lunch in New Haven, CT understands this.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How would you feel if that burger was you, and someone decided to put you between two slices of white bread instead of a hamburger bun?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    and you put mayo on it for some reason?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >for some reason
      you foolish brat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >for some reason
      Yes, for the reason of making it tastier.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This reminds me of my grandfather during family cookouts telling me about how when he was a child during the great depression he at hamburgers and hotdogs on the bread heels he would get by the bag for free in exchange for cleaning the front windows of the neighborhood backery. Teddy ski was right about society.

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