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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hello and welcome to another addition of shrimply sara
    Today own the show were makin mah mahws below knee salad

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you’re a fat ugly poor moron maybe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I only use recipes by non-obese men, that's why I use israelitetube instead of israelitegle.

      Skinny homosexuals with no meat on their stupid bones

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >trying to bash skinny people
        ngmi

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nO mEAt on Ur boneSS!!!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Man I better have a second breakfast, I dont want to get asthma

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ... This thing has another 5 years in her max..

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm pretty thin and 19 and I have to say, that's more than I have in me L.O.L.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              whats going on anon?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I work 3 jobs and I'm a b***hy baby

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Do you have access to a vegana?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                your mom prefers anal

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i have access to your mangina

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I used to, but the lady it was attached to left me. happy that I met my 'true love' though, that's kind of nice.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How did you met a true love but still has no access to the vagootis?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I guess it was false love? I don't like to think of it like that as she still is very important to me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He is a sodomite

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                also this, I still don't know where she bought her dildos for her strap on but man they were top shelf.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            We all said that 10 years ago and there she is.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Τhat's what people always say about Boogie, or even Jack.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Peak american physique

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Simply Sara simply dabbing on fools

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's really easy to be based when you literally don't care about yourself.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          more like savage sara
          wew

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I only use recipes by non-obese men, that's why I use israelitetube instead of israelitegle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >trusting recipes from people who don't break shitters
      ngmi

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't listen to genetic waste, fat frick.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not taking life advice from this b***h, it's just a cheese sauce for a party. I eat whatever "Dr" Berg tells me to eat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I eat whatever "Dr" Berg tells me to eat.
      hi, fellow Dr Berg enjoyer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I eat whatever "Dr" Berg tells me to eat.
      >you need to eat 10-12 cups of leafy greens per day.
      >I like to just put them in a huge bowl and have them as a salad
      this homie is lying. Who the frick can eat 10 cups of kale every day.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I miss before they started cutting out her wheezing when you could hear her struggling for air like a waterboarded palestinian. Now it just constantly cuts around her noises to get rif of them

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >recipe
    slaps.
    >cheeks
    clapped.
    >pussy
    flapped.
    >no
    cap.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I read this in LL cool J voice

      >bikini
      Small
      >heels
      Tall

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is she a giant or is her roof really low?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, she is only about 5'11''

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >is she a giant or is her roof really low?

      Looks like a trailer. Yeah those things only have like a 8 foot ceiling

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does "slap" mean good or bad?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      in order of quality
      slappin > slippin > sloppin

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she one of the og Culinaly's

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      YOU GOTTA KEEP EM CORPORATED

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a cup of sugar on top of a can of sweetened condensed milk...excuse me?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        dont act shocked

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wanda's macaroni pudding

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yurooors can't into proper cooking

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          fatty

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            gain some weight, loser.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm always surprised she's alive when I remember she exists. Can't hate her, she seems nice.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing slappin' are her fat arms against her fat titz

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Trigglypuff?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the most election tourist post I think I've ever seen

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    absolute unit

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