When's the last time you actually dunked a doughnut?

When's the last time you actually dunked a doughnut?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I must've been, like, 9 years old. I didn't like how quickly it dissolved and never did it a second time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cake donut chads stay winning

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was a cake donut which dissolved, starting my major psychotic fricking hatred of the horrid shits that has lasted decades since and into the current day.
        Frick cake donuts.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          have you tried not being a pussy b***h and slurping up your cakeoffee

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. Didn't take. I'm still a pussy b***h, apparently.
            Still don't like the toroid solutes masquerading as donuts. Frick'em.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Be me at 15
      >Used to love cookies and milk, haven’t had them for a while
      >Look at a Dunkin Donuts
      >”What if?”
      >Order an old fashioned and a medium 1 and 1
      >”This is probably gonna be like adult milk and cookies”
      >Donut dissolves and half of it sinks to the bottom
      >Coffee is ruined
      It really was like adult milk and cookies, disappointing and easy to frick up irreversibly

      a doughnut is already soft. i dont get the point.

      It was a cake donut which dissolved, starting my major psychotic fricking hatred of the horrid shits that has lasted decades since and into the current day.
      Frick cake donuts.

      You're supposed to dip it quickly in the coffee for like 1 second you stupid drooling paper eating frickwits. How in the frick of frick's green frick did you survive long enough to be able to use a computer? Even the dumbest crosseyed jungle bunny from Papua New Guinea could figure out that a cake donut is going to break apart if you leave it in too long but that's apparently information above your pay grade. Holy shit I hate this place. You frickers are helpless like women. Oh and part of the reason you dip your donut is to sweeten the coffee so you don't have to pour in pure diabetes. Don't ever buy Oreos they'll give you an aneurysm.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do that when I can just take a bite and sip

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dip for a second
          >donut dissolves defiantly
          Yeah, nah, you're a c**t, m8

          You are worse than the redditors who thought the numbers on a toaster are a temperature setting, I want you to know that

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Taking a bite and sipping is more satisfying and more efficient

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            uhhhhhhh... what DO the numbers on the toaster mean?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              For most models it's the number of minutes toasting

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's a timer. The heating elements always operate at 100%, you adjust how long they run.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dip for a second
        >donut dissolves defiantly
        Yeah, nah, you're a c**t, m8

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you're dipping incorrectly
        The state of this board

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's right though.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hes not

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              He is.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut your fricking pie hole b***h breasts. You're not my goddamn mother. I'll eat my donuts however I damn well please, b***h.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          whoa cool it you potty mouthed fern

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shove it up your ass queer.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me at 15
    >Used to love cookies and milk, haven’t had them for a while
    >Look at a Dunkin Donuts
    >”What if?”
    >Order an old fashioned and a medium 1 and 1
    >”This is probably gonna be like adult milk and cookies”
    >Donut dissolves and half of it sinks to the bottom
    >Coffee is ruined
    It really was like adult milk and cookies, disappointing and easy to frick up irreversibly

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked your story

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, life has remained more or less the same since then

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, that's good to hear.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did you convince them to make an old fashioned?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he used the two best arguments, money and a gun

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >money and a gun
          wait, so he robbed the place with a gun and then paid for his stolen coffee anyway?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry, we stop serving answers after 11.30.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a doughnut is already soft. i dont get the point.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soaks up the flavor

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doughnuts have quite enough flavour as they are, thank you very much.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          clearly you've never had a DD donut--or your sense of taste is untrustworthy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        so does an actual biscuit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the sweetness of the donut and the bitterness of the coffee complements each other

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    post ass

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Within a year actually but it was out of an entemmans box it was ok.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who am I, Joe DiMaggio?
    I don't dunk.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you do not dunk a donut into a coffee with milk in it. you dunk it into black coffee. after you finish the donut, that is when you put milk into the coffee. coffee is extremely hot but almost instantly cools off when it hits the donut. but it will still be warm on the donut. the milk cools the coffee off enough that when you dunk a donut into milked coffee, the liquid is cold on the donut and it's weird and disgusting.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok relax

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your picrel vaguely reminds me of The Receiver from goatsecx

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've made some donuts.
    Didn't dunk, but i kinda need more cinnamon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looking good, my mom made some homemade doughnuts over a decade ago and they were amazing

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Within the past 6 months I believe.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    im gunna fricking throw up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >im gunna fricking throw up

      I've hardly ever eaten a so called "Dough-Nut". Why would I do that?

      Seriously though? Why? That's pretty much the shit morons eat.

      >I've hardly ever eaten a so called "Dough-Nut". Why would I do that?

      >Seriously though? Why? That's pretty much the shit morons eat.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've hardly ever eaten a so called "Dough-Nut". Why would I do that?

    Seriously though? Why? That's pretty much the shit morons eat.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dunked deez nuts in your mom's mouth last night, op

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I took a box of these from my local store and did a few dunks. Not very good but satisfying for the craving.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >individually wrapped
      kys germ gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fatty wants to eat the whole box at once?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus christ even apes can do this shit, are you all just especially moronic?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doughnut is for homies I prefer picarones the pedestrian doughnut election

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >picarones

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Texan subhuman
        Go back to ur bbq at lest is the best you can do mutt

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    never. I don't get the point of doing it unless u have an unfrosted donut but even then who gets an unfrosted donut??

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't drink caffeine or eat donuts. I'm just on this board to call people homosexuals and Black folk.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      not nice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      is your only vice in life being a homosexual?
      that's tough man.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is your only vice in life being a homosexual?
        considering I'm engaging you in conversation, I can see why you'd think that.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drink coffee like 3 times a year

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dunkin Donuts
    those american inventions where you can suck in 15 of those circles and still not feel full. Ill pass

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like you're missing the point of what donuts are for.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think of you can eat 15 donuts and not feel full America isn't to blame...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >where you can suck in 15 of those circles and still not feel full

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t think I’ve ever done that

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have three dunk donuts in town and have been to each of them once.
    first place the donuts tasted like nasty frozen donuts.
    second place tasted the same.
    looked online and discovered a lot of DD's order frozen donuts and thaw them out, so I swore never to give them anymore money.
    told coworker this one day and they promised that the DD they go to has great fresh donuts, so I went with them.
    nope, frozen trash again.
    asked coworker if they always tasted like that and they said "yup, theyre great, right?"
    then I realized my coworker has become conditioned to eating these shitty rings of lies and has probably never been to a small donut shop before

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dunking them in coffee is totally shit i dont know why so many movies like to portray people doing this because the doughnut instantly turns to mush.
    i only dunk in milk and i only do that at home, on the go ill just alternate sips and bites.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It comes from the 50s era where the only foods people ate were cigarettes coffee and doughnuts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a French habit. Tres elegant.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        hon hon hon! eeeeen fronce we lyke tooo pooot shunks of sings eeen our cafe hon hon!!!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >shunks
          My first not-highschool relationship was with a French b***h who asked
          >would you ever shit on me?
          It took me a second to realise that the intended weird was "cheat."
          It's funny that you posted that cuz I was just thinking about that while thing earlier today for some reason

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are being gang stalked

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Connecticut, 2023. Shortly before I left there forever.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >forever
      you cant say that you havent died yet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i left CT in 2016 and now all i want to do is move back. but i know it's just too expensive

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me the straw was some of my favorite restaurants shutting down. On top of my friends getting married and no longer being available for fun.

        Pic related, a sandwich from Carbone’s in Torrington, now closed for food

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          *for good

          Waiting for Franklin Giant Grinder to go next

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably while I was in high school.
    My parents would buy "coffee donuts" from Sam's Club and they said that you should dip them in coffee so I did.
    Honestly it didn't really taste all that good but I ate them anyway.
    Eventually they stopped getting those shitty donuts and got those based muffin trays that came with those big ass muffins.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    never

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A few years ago. Lawson convenience store in Japan used to sell these "bran donuts". They were somewhat bland on their own, but I found they were an excellent pairing with black coffee. I would heat the donuts up in the oven first and then dip them, the coffee soaked into the donuts and created a wonderful warm tasty crispy but juicy experience, while the mild sweetness and oils of the donuts also mixed into the coffee and created a subtly flavorful blend that wasn't as overpowering as directly adding milk or sugar.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Americans dunk donuts? Oh I see that's why they call it 'Dunkin Donuts'...TIL

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you dunk your biscuits whats the difference

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just happen to have perfect comic for this thread.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I'm rich and retired I want to spend my time fricking around with the plebeians like Uncle Scrooge does.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being allowed to smoke at your cozy local diner that you own and operate, with colorful locals bringing bants.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine trying to run an honest business and some smug douchebag with so much money he can swim in it comes in and steals 3 cups of coffee from you

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's fine I used the old pot when he started giving attitude

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        how would you respond without sounding mad?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There would be a special on roast duck the next evening.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scrooge McDuck is a racist caricature of Scots.

      You know why they call it Scotch tape?
      Because it's cheap and it doesn't work too good.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The 30th of April, 1945

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry for off-topic. this is the last one of the series i believe.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    About last year

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it uncouth to dunk your cruller at an upscale place?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you get chocolate all over your fingers and rub it all over you're face and table and suck the rest off your fingers as loud as possible

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never done that

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