When's the last time you did something like this? What food or drink did you contribute?

When's the last time you did something like this? What food or drink did you contribute?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably sometime in the late 19th century

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you mean the 1900th century

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >year 180,000
        I hate time travelers

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I hate time travelers
          who hurt you

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The memory is hazy, but I immediately vomit if I smell Jelly Babies.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >year 180,000
          It's 18,900. Did they not teach how dates work in school?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            youre wrong

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hey little buddy, you dropped this '.
              Don't worry, you can thank me in the next one.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no i didnt
                you should try to get a hold of that autism

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >get a hold of that autism

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nice compressed jpeg, now try communicating with words, i know its hard for you

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What information would you like me to convey, my guy?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                try having a conversation that doesnt include a soyjak, maybe then people will care about how formal you want their grammar to be on Culinaly

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you so persistent with this topic, my dude? Do you possess a miserable affliction with the autistic population for personal reasons? Is mom autistic?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what topic? pray tell
                you could have said why I was wrong several responses ago but instead chose to cling to whatever this conversation is now

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Babe, let's not get distracted by details. Let's just fix your grammar.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I will fix my grammar when you fix my logic
                1900th century is 180,000

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I 100% do not have an issue with your century logic. I praise your innovation thought. Time is a mysterious concept. Let's not try to own it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then we're cool. Have a nice day, anon.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What a swell guy, literally no grudges carried forward. That spells high quality charactee, if you ask me. Cheers! And pleasant shitposting.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that seems like an extremely uncomfortable sitting position

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a picnic with the booktok girlies I brought the red wine

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized picnic-goer, I'd say?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We have a small potluck every Sunday after church. I haven't brought anything because I suck and also because I'm busy 110% of the time. I've thought about bringing homemade sourdough and chebureki though. Just haven't gotten the chance.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont beat yourself up anon, a picnic is nothing without someone to share it with

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never because I'm not some gossipy chick

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of course moronic american need too ruin prosciutto e melone.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NOO YOU CANT JUST EAT FOOD HOW YOU WANT
      frick off esl

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can just I can say that you have shit taste, imagine eating basilico leaf.
        Dosen't make anysense, they cover all the flavor of both the prosciutto and the melone.
        But you are american, the only thing that matter is filling your stomach with shit pretending that you eat well.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >NOO YOU CANT JUST EAT FOOD HOW YOU WANT
          frick off esl

          And that's is not even the worst part,
          You can't taste it like that, you have a whole prosciutto piece and then two balls of melone.
          that's means you eat first th emelone and then the prosciutto so not together or you bite from the side but you really can't bc the prosciutto will just disentegrate evrywhere.
          that disposiiotn is moronic, just like your country.
          You make some prosciuttio slice and put in a bowl and the rposciutto slide in a different one. Then you put your melone slice on your plate and then a prosciutto slice on the whole melon.
          or simply cut the melone slice in to pieces and put in on the plate and cut the prosciutto slice in to pieces and putting them on the melone pieces.
          So much simple and with less work and preparation.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            *melone slice in a bowl

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can just I can say that you have shit taste, imagine eating basilico leaf.
      Dosen't make anysense, they cover all the flavor of both the prosciutto and the melone.
      But you are american, the only thing that matter is filling your stomach with shit pretending that you eat well.

      [...]
      And that's is not even the worst part,
      You can't taste it like that, you have a whole prosciutto piece and then two balls of melone.
      that's means you eat first th emelone and then the prosciutto so not together or you bite from the side but you really can't bc the prosciutto will just disentegrate evrywhere.
      that disposiiotn is moronic, just like your country.
      You make some prosciuttio slice and put in a bowl and the rposciutto slide in a different one. Then you put your melone slice on your plate and then a prosciutto slice on the whole melon.
      or simply cut the melone slice in to pieces and put in on the plate and cut the prosciutto slice in to pieces and putting them on the melone pieces.
      So much simple and with less work and preparation.

      I'm going to toast and butter and jam a croissant and you can't stop me.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care.
        That's not stupid.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ok fine
          I'm going to break my pasta into quarters and bake it raw in marinara from a jar

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We do that in France too, go ahead.
        Ever heard of croissant au jambon? It's like a croque monsieur. Croissant filled with béchamel sauce, cheese and ham.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          phew that sounds delicious, cheese and ham croissants are amazing but that sounds next level

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >cheese and ham croissants
            The word you're looking for is "croissandwich."

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I wonder if burger king still has those, used to love them

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          look what you've done hehe

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A picnic? Like... 20 years ago. I brought homemade persimmon ice cream.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a whole fricking cake
    >champagne
    >pineapple juice
    >melon
    >chocolate strawberries

    literally everything is fricking sugar. women are so stupid they don't even realize why they get so fat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tomato-Mozarella
      >Everything is sugar, everything
      Anon...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they added sugar to it because they're women and I hate women

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like your problem isn't the sugar

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sounds like you are deaf

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'd rather be deaf than an incel

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                do liberals really

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sounds like his problem is he doesn't get any sugar

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        UMMMMMM ACKTUSHULLY TOMATO IS A FRUIT CHECKMATE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sugar is fine when you aren't a fat homosexual that doesn't exercise or have sex. Regular people don't eat that every day, fat virgin homosexual, only sad depressed losers like you do. Having a strawberry cake isn't going to kill you when you actually touch grass.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    seems like a lot of work just to have an excuse to get drunk in public

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In college at the local riverside. Good times

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hello frens
    >that smells good
    >may I have a taste?
    Wat do

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's pretty light

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Three weeks ago, i brought crackers, caviar (the cheapest ofc) and cream cheese

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That immediately puts you in the top 10 percent of Culinaly you should be proud
      I like making deviled eggs and putting minced white onion, fresh dill, and caviar on them, they're cash

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at a factory job, on the last day before the plant was to be shut down
    brought my usual chili, and some chips and soda to go with it
    we did have occasional potlucks, but there wasn't one planned that day, just wanted to give a good send-off to my coworkers before we all got laid off

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Couple years ago, I brought cold chicken schnitzels

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like 5 years ago at a college event. They were making wienertails so I brought a bottle of vodka. They only invited me because I helped the organizers promote the event. I didn't know anyone there and I'm moronic when it comes to socializing so I just sat by myself on the grass, had like 3 drinks, ate a hotdog and then I left.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I had a family and friends
    It was so long ago that it doesn't feel like it was in this lifetime

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dont these women know that people can smell their crotches when they wear dresses like these?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that looks like mostly sweets, I wouldn't want to feel full on that stuff

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have any friends

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Surely you have at least 2 people you consider as friends. Mom, and an online bro? Gym small talk bro, and chill colleague sister?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I surprised my gf with a picnic on her birthday. The day before I prepared everything and carried it up one of her favorite hiking trails that nobody else seemed to use. I buried it securely in a certain spot with good logs for sitting. I made sure to put a few of her favorite foods and drinks in there.

    The next day, I pretended to forget her birthday and she was kinda mopey about it but didn't say anything while we were hanging out that morning. The afternoon, I asked her if she wanted to go hiking since I was bored and we did. She was so happy when I pretended to find the buried picnic that just happened to have all her favorite things, her expression was so nice. Also, be careful what log you choose to sit on when having sex because the bark on some trees will scratch the frick out of your ass.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I buried it securely in a certain spot
      wtf

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so the animals wouldn't get it overnight, and also so it would stay cool. also more of a fun surprise. "hmm what's this? I wonder what this could be?"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bro you could have just brought it with you, no one wants worms in their food

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's been about a decade, last did it during college.
      If I make dishes it's usually for a civic fundraiser or something where I don't even see people enjoying it.

      Good on you.
      >She was so happy when I pretended to find the buried picnic that just happened to have all her favorite things
      I don't get what pretending does here
      I'd just plainly question the serendipity as and then drop the topic if the other person didn't choose to comment.
      Is it funny in some way?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it made her laugh to pretend that I didn't know what it was or how it got there even though it was obvious

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ah I see
          Hope y'all have many more fun times

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude there's no woman on the planet that would "just be mopey" if you forget her birthday.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wrong. they're not all b***hy c**ts, anon. not all the time anyway

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont have a social circle right now

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bout 16 years ago
    i made tea sandwiches (egg salad, chicken salad, deviled ham, tuna fish salad)
    also made some potato salad and macaroni salad and a fruit salad for dessert

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