England is such a silly place. They created a language the entire world uses and then they can't speak it themselves. You can't write comedy like that. Well the English can I suppose Monty python and all..
>and then they can't speak it themselves
Put your money where your mouth is. Say a sentence in English that an Englishman wouldn't understand. Points deducted if you use some immigrant creole.
Kek! Called it. You're a very interesting person. It's amazing you figured out how to type. However with that 60 iq it's probably best for everyone if you have a nice day. Otherwise you're just a parasite as dumb as you are. Your parents resent you for not having done it already
Chips with cheese is pretty common in other parts of the world. I was surprised when I met mainland Europeans who ate chips and cheese in their childhoods though. I did expect it to be a British as well.
Always dismissed chips & peas as poverty sloppa, but I tried some leftover garden pea puree with my fries and it was bretty gud
Salt & vinegar is my fave to go with battered fish
I see your chips & gravy and raise you a patatje zuurvlees
you imbecile yankee, "chippy" is the name of the restaurant not the food. Plus they do not sell these in this form, as they sell the sauce/side separately. Why don't you bother with your own business, burgerboi?
curry sauce but i leave it in the pot for dipping
>curry sauce but i leave it in the pot for dipping
THIS.
fpbp.
proppa
By themselves with some nice salt
Well you European Savage
I like my French Fries with chilly.
*chilley
Do Britburkas really?
GRAVY
Checked. The two bottom options are too much so no thnx
Chips and gravy for me.
Pommes
Rot
Weiß
For me, it's
> Chips n gravy
> Battered cod
> Big sausage
> Pot o curry sauce fer dippin'
Simple as
Anything to wet the whistle?
aye, Irn Bru
8 cans of carling please mate
LA FRITE EST ->BELGE<- ET PAS ANGL*ISE.
CA S'APPELLE UNE PUTAIN DE FRITE ET PAS UNE "CHIPS" BANDE DE DOBERMANNS D'ALBION
Calm down, Kevin.
Vlaamse friet are entirely different from British chips.
>british "cuisine"
This. This is actually my first time visiting this board, but all of the images in OP's post look disgusting.
chips with cheese but with added gravy
out of those, curry sauce.
Just seasoned chips wtf who wants to ruin the crispness by adding creams
Tastes good thoughever
Impossible to choose
Top is chips and peas but chips/gravy/curry sauce are up there too
Chips and barf, bloody lovely innit
Too right
Alright then mate
Isn't chippy supposed to mean 'chip shop' rather than chips? Anyway, I take mine with mayo.
If you're gonna have a sloppa chip then at least go all the way.
Gravy > Curry
I don't eat any of those other ones.
I'm partial to mayo, but if it was truffle mayo, that's God tier.
Can't believe dutch fries look better than anything brits traditionally eat. As they say in britanistan "FOOKN ELL MOID"
None of the above. Salt 'n vinegar. Anything else on the side, not on top thanks.
England is such a silly place. They created a language the entire world uses and then they can't speak it themselves. You can't write comedy like that. Well the English can I suppose Monty python and all..
which of those words do you find confusing?
I said silly not confusing.
Idk what any of that has to do with what I said seek help though anon
so which words are silly? i don't see anything worthy of that in this image
In what image? Anyway, bonnet, boot, bollocks, chippy, bloke like half the words they use are silly
Literally just spent all day making horrible racist comments against whites on /misc/ now I come here to chill out this is a demilitarized zone
>and then they can't speak it themselves
Put your money where your mouth is. Say a sentence in English that an Englishman wouldn't understand. Points deducted if you use some immigrant creole.
I never said they couldn't understand it
You say a lot of stupid shit.
Like what? So far it would seem you don't know what I said
>you don't know what I said
That's because you say a lot of stupid shit.
Okay, I get it. You talked big and now you have to back it up (you can't)
Didn't have to you proved it for me as you haven't understood a thing said. Nice going proving me right.
Inb4 he doesn't understand that sentence either
cope and sneethe sweaty
Kek! Called it. You're a very interesting person. It's amazing you figured out how to type. However with that 60 iq it's probably best for everyone if you have a nice day. Otherwise you're just a parasite as dumb as you are. Your parents resent you for not having done it already
mayo of course, none of the others make any sense to anyone but anglo subhumans.
Chips with cheese is pretty common in other parts of the world. I was surprised when I met mainland Europeans who ate chips and cheese in their childhoods though. I did expect it to be a British as well.
Brown sauce.
mayo > gravy = peas
Always dismissed chips & peas as poverty sloppa, but I tried some leftover garden pea puree with my fries and it was bretty gud
Salt & vinegar is my fave to go with battered fish
I see your chips & gravy and raise you a patatje zuurvlees
Malt Vinegar. Anything else is for fags.
Spirit vinegar is better, cowvavvard
Curry Ketchup+Mayo+Onions
a man stops into an english restaurant
he orders the "fried and brown"
he receives one of every item on the menu
-a poem, anonymous, 2023
cor, lush that
Bought myself a large poutine, no regrats
if it wasn't turnip i would rather have had nothing
What is the appeal of Chips and peas?
Can't imagine it tasting very good
You haven't tasted Tesco's Heinz beans in a can. Very savoury.
>He doesn't like peas
Wtf
Just crisp sarnie with diluted Earl Grey for me, luv
Where is the ketchup???
Actually I love cajun fries
you imbecile yankee, "chippy" is the name of the restaurant not the food. Plus they do not sell these in this form, as they sell the sauce/side separately. Why don't you bother with your own business, burgerboi?
we call em chippies here in dunsy
for me it used to be curry sauce. can't stomach chippy slop anymore.