Which of these do you prefer with your fried potatoes?

Which of these do you prefer with your fried potatoes?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sneed oils

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Beg pardon?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bravas sauce

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HP is kino

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no malt vinegar

    That's one of the few things bongs have contributed to modern cooking that's edible. 0/10, so better anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My problem with vinegar is that it’s not a sauce, so it’s less convenient to deal with. Seems insubstantial when you just splash it on, so you need like a bowl of it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Seems insubstantial when you just splash it on, so you need like a bowl of it.
        u wot? it soaks into the chips. you don't need much more than a few good splashes to overpower everything

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mushroom ketchup, ask townsends

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So like this stuff? Never tried it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Here's a fun video to watch, if you're a DIY-yer, from a famous colonial larper:

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fries? Why, Mayo of course

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chick-fil-A sauce but that shit got expensive this past year

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Try Jack in the box good-good sauce

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I recognize none of those

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never tried any, just heard of HP sauce
    I had to post about that ketchup, it looks so good, is it as good as it looks?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you an Euro? It's meme ketchup. You were pulled in by its appearance. Try it if you like. If you have Russian grocery stores, try theirs, too. It's very fruity compared to Heinz-like ketchups, although the wrapper isn't as pleasant as the ketchup in OP's pic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        high end != meme

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >If you have Russian grocery stores, try theirs, too
        Get fricked Ivan

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HP sauce
    never had it but i need healing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The only way this pic could be more britbongistani is if the various condiments are set atop a washing machine.

      Also, HP mogs all.

      consider

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Horsyradish sauce, it's also great with chicken nuggets.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only way this pic could be more britbongistani is if the various condiments are set atop a washing machine.

    Also, HP mogs all.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    England was a mistake

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >not the japshit version
      Gtfo

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >eating fries with a fork

    This is where you drop the nukes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >implying i don't have chopsticks on me at all times

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Idiot, it looks 100% better in that illustration on the label than your stubby, fat, greasy fingers would, holding that fry.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shit picks and mustard is the right answer but I'll take hp from this bongoid spread

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Horseradish mayo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Horseradish seems a bit strong for potatoes.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    None of them. Here's my ideal fry sauce:
    >sour cream
    >mayo
    >habanero hot sauce
    >lime juice
    >garlic powder
    >salt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why do you need both mayo and sour cream

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because I'm fat 🙂

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tiptree ketchup
    the best.

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