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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    none scotch sucks homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I see somebody has a weak constitution. Stick to your bud light, trans mcgee

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cope. You will never be a man or a tortured artist, buttpirare.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure that meant something to you. You're probably a bit tipsy, you've probably had half a can

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Black person

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Id pour all of them down the toilet

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all of em mixed together with some root beer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've never used rootbeer as a mixer, it's probably good with some types of whiskey. I've never been one to use scotch as a mixer, I don't think it pairs well with many flavors.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        rootbeer is already described as medicinal in flavor, should pair nicely with some islay scotch.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can use it almost like an anti-bitters. Any serious amount of it will just taste like you dumped liquor into rootbeer, but a few drops to a teaspoon of it, depending on what it's working with, can make strong, harsh, and bitter liquors and liqueurs play nicely, especially absinthe in wienertails that have no good reason to have an absinthe rinse.
        Once you get past cloyingly sweet, rootbeer's largely vanilla, caramel, and wintergreen, sometimes with a bit of cherry bark ("DM") that can make it work alright in Last Word riffs with whiskeys/ies.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Rootbeer's flavor traditionally comes from sassafras

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're not likely to find sassafras heavy root beer these days, what with safrole being basically boner poison for your liver. Sarsaparilla will do the trick.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Years ago when I was first learning about whisky I read one of those long-form dramatic expose pieces about tracking the child molesters on the bitcoin or something. At the time I was particularly fond of oban. And the main bad guy, they caught him, and they mentioned how he was just a regular guy and he liked sportsball and his favorite whisky was oban. Ever since all I can think of when I see oban is "child molester" and I get the ick from the idea of owning a bottle. It's a good drink, there's no reason I should be like this but whiskies are a diamond dozen and there's just no recovering from that when there's so much competition. Thank you for reading my blog.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I, for one, will not fall for your meme

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Laphroaig 10 year for me, but anything from Ardberg is a close second. Also those are the only ones I’m familiar with so I’m just making the comfortable choice

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lagavulin gets my vote

    I've almost finished my current bottle, should pick up another soon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lagavulin 16 is here it's at.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've had most of those and my pick would be the Lagavulin 16 though situationally Highland Park 12 is also great and the 10 year Laphroaig is the GOAT for price/performance.

      open both the Quarter Cask and Laga16. let them sit in the glass for about 30 mins and then add a quarter teaspoon of water. watch the 16 gets its teeth kicked in.

      https://i.imgur.com/CGlvQPz.jpg

      Lagavulin gets my vote

      I see I'm in good company. A few years ago my ex gave me an Islay tasting set for my birthday. Lagavulin was the best by far. Then she gave me a bottle and some oddly feminine shit glasses for Christmas.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        *Shot
        Jesus Christ Gboard why do you auto correct shot to shit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In our house we drink Lagavulin 16 on mildly special occasions. Our every day whisky is Johnnie Walker Black. We're not fancy; we just like that peat.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm usually drinking JW green. Lagavulin I like to have on hand for the occasional heavy peat.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't tried Green. My wife and I tried Blue a fair bit ago and didn't love it. It was too alcohol-y and didn't have enough smoke for our palates.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Blue is overpriced for normies who don't like scotch

            Green is the best johnnie walker with smoke.

            Gold is unpeated and also pretty good. But if you're looking for smoke, look elsewhere.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's not the right glass for drinking scotch. There's a specially designed one that is said to enhance the tasting experience. Do you have any?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      glencairn is for glenhomosexuals.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        t. treanny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go to any house or pub in Scotland and odds are you'll get it in a glass like that. The fancy shaped ones are only for tourists, super high end specialist places (also for tourists) and wankers. See also: whisky rocks.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've had most of those and my pick would be the Lagavulin 16 though situationally Highland Park 12 is also great and the 10 year Laphroaig is the GOAT for price/performance.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Ardbeg with the U on the left.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if your interest in alcohol does NOT stem from Parks And Rec and LARPing as Ron Swanson

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There are a ton of flavor profiles to explore in the liquor world. Hell even the difference between a heavily peated scotch vs something like a Glenmorangie Quinta Ruban is pretty significant even though they are both scotches

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the 'vreckan

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    None, I don't drink
    thanks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're probably a lot of fun to be around. I can tell. Also there's nothing better than some clown waltzing into a thread to shitpost about how he doesn't like the subject matter. Yes, I'm sure you're quite the life and soul

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I told you I don't drink.
        What more do you want from me?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    actually tastes good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      surprised there's not much crossover between brandy and whiskey drinkers

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's usually a geographical divide

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    open both the Quarter Cask and Laga16. let them sit in the glass for about 30 mins and then add a quarter teaspoon of water. watch the 16 gets its teeth kicked in.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Today, I'd mark a shot of each, shuffle them, and see if I could accurately guess which is which. I would continue doing this until I got it right, or fell down. I highly recommend you do the same.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks.
    All low quality trash.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go on

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd love for you to elaborate

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dewers white label will be fine. None of it tastes good and I don't want to waste your money. Don't have that? Oh

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Highland Park: 12 Year because the bottle looks the coolest and it has viking stuff on it. Other than that, they all seem to be boring.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    None.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pussy

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Talisker 10 tee bee aych

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >collects islay scotch whisky
    >only opened bottles aren’t from islay
    Why cultivate the image of a peated scotch whisky connoisseur when don’t want to drink any?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Could be he drinks them quickly so they often need to be replaced anew.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nothing but scotch
    embarassing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >drinking corn water

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the wine on the top shelf, thanks

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going with the highland park

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Highland park ofc thats a nice bottle. but maybe its not a special enough night, in that case talisker

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >No Campbeltown
    Disappointed

    I vote Corry

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nta but shit is like hens teeth since the stores that get any just flip them to auctions for insane markups.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's one benefit to government run stores, no flipping and highly allocated items are available and limited to 1 or 2 bottles per customer.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get some port charlotte bro it's better than ardberg if your into islay whiskey

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Water

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cragganmore or Strathisla. Benriach if I want a little bit smoky. None of that Islay shit that just taste salt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gods, I wish Cragganmore was owned by Distell instead of Diageo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The best would probably be if it wasn't owned by some big corporation at all, but I guess there are extremely few self owned distilleries left

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol is the goyest goy drug there is
    >government bans all drugs
    >cheer like a moronic monkey
    >realise sober life is boring as frick
    >"Pls, Mr. Shekelberg can we have at least one of them"
    >gets a goy pass for alcohol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, alcohol is a universal human constant. That is why banning it caused so much shit. Drugs come and go, but fermentation and alcohol are best buds with humans.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    None. Just give me a beer you hipster doofus.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    drugs are for pussies who can't cope with life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up nerd go eat a bullet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        junkie detected

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah I'm an alcoholic not a junkie you stupid little kid.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lagavulin gets my vote

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Green Label, too bad literally nowhere in 100 mile radius of me carries it. They all have red and black, a few even have gold and blue, but no one has green.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they have commercials with black people so I can't drink jw unfortunately

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Now this is based

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          JW is a shitty blended whisky anyway.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            > blends = shit
            wow i'm sure that's your own nuanced opinion after years of trying blends and not just regurgitating the opinions of others who also have barely tried anything but cheap blends.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If blends are so good why isn't there a trend of buying a bunch of decent single malts and making blends yourself at home? Seems like a no brainer since it'd give the best of both worlds and serious whisky snobs are already buying loads of bottles at once.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ratios and experience are mostly the reasons people don't into blending at home. also partly because theres no way to effectively replicate 'the perfect storm tier' of the fabled great blends from the whisky loch era with the stuff widely available in the market today. its more efficient to just put up the money to get a bottle from that time instead and those are going to be even better now than they were back then due to nearly 40 years of bottle aging at this point.

                another aspect is that premium blends typically get rested in less effective barrels for a period (which for consumers is at best not convenient and virtually impossible at worst), so that they can marry.

                > blends = shit
                wow i'm sure that's your own nuanced opinion after years of trying blends and not just regurgitating the opinions of others who also have barely tried anything but cheap blends.

                there is no benefit in putting much effort into finding exceptional blends that might be floating around when the craft market pricing you'd be paying is on par with single malt vintages.

                its really only a considerable option if you have the expendable funds and/or are bored with everything else.

                I'm not a scotch guy myself, so I'll take the host's recommendation.

                You'll be having a finger of the Highland Park 12 in a tumbler with a splash of water.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'd argue as an entry-level "good" blend, Johnnie Walker Green has great price/performance. 15 year age stated, some nice peated single malts in the blend, just overall good and consistent.

                In the same price bracket for single malts you'll be looking at 12 years or younger in most cases, and they won't be anywhere near as consistent as JW Green is from bottle to bottle.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Let me know when Diageo bottles it unchillfiltered and at 46% abv and doesnt double the price

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's because of Parks And Rec and Mad Men
              Also the Peat fetish was carried over from Reddit

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                peat is why I drink burbon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It costs around 3 bulleits or maker's mark over here, both being imported. With this price I guess I would rather stick with my corn syrups than the blended slop

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >It costs around 3 bulleits
        It's only around $25-30 more than the 10yr Bulleit, and more or less the same price as the Bulleit single malt or 12yr. Which are the more appropriate comparisons as the green label is a 15-year age-stated blend.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    $11 bottle of even williams.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Water for me, thanks.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whats third from right?
    Whats in the decanter?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fourth, missed the 12 year.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/1G5EsJ9.jpg

      fourth, missed the 12 year.

      See

      https://i.imgur.com/KwufDfY.jpg

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      I see I'm in good company. A few years ago my ex gave me an Islay tasting set for my birthday. Lagavulin was the best by far. Then she gave me a bottle and some oddly feminine shit glasses for Christmas.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    buy indian.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dont do this it makes mustard gas

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So, you say you like peat; yet you can't handle Paul John Bold, notorious for its peatiness?

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a scotch guy myself, so I'll take the host's recommendation.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to colelct a scotch here and there but then I realized I liked brandy more.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just drink what you enjoy anon frick everyone else.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scotch purists are slowly infecting rum and brandy communities, and they keep desiring rums and brandies that are more and more Scotchlike (SUGAR BAD! OAK GOOD!)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunate as I specifically prefer the fruity sweetness of brandy and I'm not afraid to admit it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This a complete non issue as oak is better for aging and you'll still be able to have your syrupy nite cap as the market swaying your afraid of is only getting attention from the single malt enthusiasts which is only 10% of the scotch market and only as a alternative spirit.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't mean reasonable amounts of oak, I mean "Just oak my shit up" levels of woodiness
          The standard for rum should not be "slightly sweetened tree bark"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            smith & cross bros how we feelin

            Does anyone here even use chasers any more?

            no i am over the age of 16

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pour them all into a bucket and chug it

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone here even use chasers any more?

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lagavulin ofc

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pic related is probably my go to scotch for any occassion. It's the most drinkable and probably the best starter scotch to introduce newbies to

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *Occasion

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve never tried this but I really don’t like teal

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's closer to a cognac honestly, very light for a scotch, almost zero aftertaste.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a bottle of the Corryvreckan on my shelf. Still waiting to open it because it was so expensive.
    How's it taste? Ardbeg 10 is probably my favorite whisky.
    I tried the glenallachie 12 recently and that was really good too. Completely different taste from Ardbeg, it was really sweet and rich with a sherry taste.
    Unfortunately tonight I decided to try pic related. It's way too sweet and doesn't taste like juniper at all. I saw it in the store and bought it on a whim and I should've looked up a review first because frick they're right.

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