Which place is better?

Which place is better?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >two different sub-par "ethnic" restaurants
    >owned by same parent company
    I'd rather just go somewhere else.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had Chipotle once like 12 years ago. It was pretty good. Never had Panda Express.
    Panda Express is better but I wouldn't go out of my way for either.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Panda is good. If the location gets volume of people the food will be fresh and tasty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Never had Panda Express
      >Panda Express is better
      Black person what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you stupid?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not him. But I don't think you know how to read, so frick off and eat my butthole out

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >another homosexual moron appears

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              have a nice day ESL

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Are you? Reread your post, realize how moronic you are and have a nice day.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why don't you reread my post you braindead fricking turd

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chipotle is good if you're looking for a more healthy/natural option

    Panda is good if you don't really care and just want some quick Chinese food.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    both get heartily mogged by local options and somehow cost 5x as much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >both get heartily mogged by local options and somehow cost 5x as much
      in my area, chipotle is significantly cheaper than most burrito places and the quantity of food is like 2x

      doesnt taste as good as a greasy taqueria burrito, but it taste different and still good. its a nice change of pace if you eat from greasy taquerias everyday

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chipotle actually has the freshest food of any restaurant due to crazy ingredient turnover. Panda Express can be good or bad, depending on how busy that location is. Since you can't really go wrong with Chipotle as long as you like their food in general, Chipotle is the clear winner.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Chipotle actually has the freshest food of any restaurant
      https://www.foodpoisoningnews.com/food-poisoning-at-chipotle-a-history-of-food-safety-issues/

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the frick does this have to do with freshness dumbass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is why I think Chipotle sucks ass. I've been there maybe 5 times and 3 of those times I've gotten horrible shits. No other fast food place, even Taco Bell, does this to me. Chipotle gets mogged by other fast casual burrito places too. Both Salsaritas and Qdoba are superior. No idea why there are always a million people at Chipotle.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >taco bell
          The shits meme is because of fragile boomers with garbage can diets that aren't used to eating dairy and beans.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've had both many times and I can honestly say I enjoy either one.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick panda express. Their rice always tastes stale as shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Panda by far zero fricking question

      Your fault for not getting chow mein stoopid homie. Or at least ask them to pour teriyaki sauce on the rice

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        do your job, miguel

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chipotle is AFAIK the only chain restaurant that always uses 100% fresh all natural ingredients sourced as close to each individual restaurant from local farmers as possible. It's actually pretty based. My favorite chain by far. Would be even better if they didn't charge an arm and a fricking leg for extra meat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy cringe, imagine believing that corpo bs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao even mcdonalds peddles this "farm fresh from locally sourced" narrative. doesn't its true idiot.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Panda. They're both shit, but Panda doesn't have aspirations of not being shit. You know exactly what you're getting walking in. Panda also doesn't have any competition in the shitty Chinese corporate market like Chipotle has with Moe's.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Panda. Chipotle is bleh, and Panda isn't amazing, but I have soft spot for them for being a reasonably priced restaurant in the international side of Los Angeles airport.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chipotle is better. Panda Express doesnt even compare to Chinese Buffet food.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >used to go to panda express a couple times a week
    >stop going for a long time but eventually get a craving again
    >order the mushroom chicken
    >get two tiny pieces of chicken not even big enough to chew, a few mushrooms, and the rest is frickhuge-sliced zuchinni slices
    never went again after that
    chipotle is alright though

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do not visit fast food stands

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Panda was the only tolerable food place in my university's food court, and their kung pao chicken, having actual vegetables, was sufficient to keep me alive and not terribly malnourished throughout my university years. Thank you, Panda.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chipotle no doubt. It's just alot fresher and healthier. Panda Express is ok I guess but I wouldn't eat there regularly.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >chinese food
    >broccoli
    perhaps the easiest way to tell if your restaurant is westernized/cutting corners. there are a lot of asian greens that have their different flavor profiles and now i want to grow a garden of garlic chives

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chipotle shits on Panda Express and their shitty fricking crumbly stale rice. Frick their slimy ass chicken too. The only fast food place that beats Chipotle is Chic Fil A (FACT)

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At Chipotle, everything tastes the same. It doesn't matter what combination of ingredients you get, it tastes homogenized and there is no distinct flavors besides maybe the steak. Panda Express you can go sweet spicy sour and get the flavors strong too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally everything at panda express with the same sweet and sour slop that they get in 5 gallon buckets

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i have never set foot in neither establishments but my hunch is that panda express is better

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chipotle can be better, but each location varies in quality. Panda is consistently shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >but each location varies in quality

      in my experience the quality of Chipotle is inversely proportional to how busy it is. If you go when it's busy (or if the location you go to is consistently busy) you get poorly rolled burritos, ingredients layered improperly, lesser quantity of burrito filling etc. But if you go to a place that isn't very busy, the quality is often much superior.

      Also for what it's worth, there's reason to believe that Chipotle skimps on meat and veggies if you order to go/doordash. I always go up to the line to get to my burrito

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chipotle is a great option if you want a 30% chance the store is closed even though their online hours say they should be open.

    I also like the fact that they continually make online orders right in front of me while I wait in line.

    Last time I got so pissed, waited 30 fricking minutes with 5 people in line, that I ordered a second burrito, crammed it down the toilet clogging it, and then took a shit on top before hitting the flusher 3 times and leaving. Then I complained to corporate and got a free burrito.

    Don't frick with me chipotle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit based as frick

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I gained like 20lbs off Panda Express my freshman year of college. It's a shit place but I love the chow mein and coconut shrimp too much to stop eating it for good.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Panda express gives me a migraine for some reason

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Both are corporate chain garbage.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How is this even a question? Chipotle is excellent. Panada express is an embarrassing way to pay double for half the food of shit quality than the average rat infested chinese restaurant makes. Panda is like frozen lean cuisine chinese food.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you prefer Chipotle, your spirit is dominated by feminine energy.
    If you prefer Panda, your spirit is dominated by masculine energy.

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