Which way? Do you reach your filthy hand into the bag like an animal, or use a serving dish like civilized folk?

Which way Culinaly? Do you reach your filthy hand into the bag like an animal, or use a serving dish like civilized folk?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chopsticks in bag.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're one of those guys that fills the entire sink with dishes and bowls when he cooks
    your toothbrush has human fecal matter on it just like everyone else

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I close the toilet lid before I flush.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not op, I don't keep my toothbrush in the bathroom.

        I keep my toothbrush in a case in my bedroom, not in the bathroom. gays do not apply.

        I am not some third worlder savage so the toilet is in a separate room from the bathroom

        there's still poop on your toothbrush they've done studies. these tricks don't work
        you're all the pseuds you think you're above lmao

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

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          But there is fecal matter everywhere. On everything. Not only near toilets. In your sink. On your cutting board. On your tables. On your car dashboard. On your waifu's face.

          >Unfortunately there’s not a wealth of research about exactly how far toilet plume can reach. One 2005 study in the Journal of Applied Microbiology found that microorganisms reached a vertical height of 2.7 feet after a toilet was flushed, but other information is scant. In general, Reynolds says the microbiology community’s consensus is that the spray can reach around six feet away from the toilet. That’s by no means a proven number, and a lot more research needs to be done to cement just how far toilet plume can go.
          I close my toilet before flushing anyway so poop particles will be met by the closed lid. They won't travel further than the bathroom.
          Im sorry soyence cucks, (You) have been deboonked.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not from India sir

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not op, I don't keep my toothbrush in the bathroom.

        I keep my toothbrush in a case in my bedroom, not in the bathroom. gays do not apply.

        I am not some third worlder savage so the toilet is in a separate room from the bathroom

        I keep my toothbrush in the freezer.

        But there is fecal matter everywhere. On everything. Not only near toilets. In your sink. On your cutting board. On your tables. On your car dashboard. On your waifu's face.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry I am not indian

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Every time a person farts they are launching fecal matter. Every time they burp. Even ordinary exhaled breath contains trace fecal matter. It gets everywhere.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not op, I don't keep my toothbrush in the bathroom.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I keep my toothbrush in a case in my bedroom, not in the bathroom. gays do not apply.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am not some third worlder savage so the toilet is in a separate room from the bathroom

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I keep my toothbrush in the freezer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I brush my teeth in the shower

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're one of those people that cross contaminates everything to avoid two seconds of cleanup
      >woops! Don't mind that chutney floating in your coffee, thought I licked the spoon thoroughly before stirring your drink!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My electronic toothbrush is in my room, and i cover the toothbrush head with the cover

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I cover the head with the cover
        enjoy your bacterial growth

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do Indians immediately need to talk about shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I buy in bulk and use a brand new toothbrush every time I brush my teeth.
      I have been using the same pillow for ten years thoughever and I only wash the pillowcase

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.amazon.com/Disposable-Toothbrushes-Individually-Toothbrush-Toiletries/dp/B0BRC3G1Q4/
        1000 days for 50 dollars
        5 cents a day for total hygiene. Not a bad deal

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      An experiment was done on toothbrushes to test this but the control left in the kitchen also had feces.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have no doubt in my mind that this study was run by Indian "scientists"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was a mythbusters episode.
        And yeh, poo particles are everywhere. You are manually inhaling them right now.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but every test they did was with an open toilet. Actually, all studies done on it are with an open lid. The chunks can't fly against the backwall when the lid is closed. That's the whole point of the lid.

          https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/heres-what-really-happens-when-you-flush-the-toilet-180981278/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I keep my toothbrush in my bedroom and it has a cover that I change weekly

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did you need to bring up shit all of a sudden lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I breathe the same air as everyone else ITT so i can deal with it

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Patrician tier: A plate with narrow rims

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bowl, and I eat them with my tongue to keep my hands clean.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    buy an ad

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bowl is gay but if the bag is big you're pretty much forced to use it if you dont wanna to get all greasy.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bowl

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Small bag
    I use the bag
    >Big bag
    I grab a plate, or napkin

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I crush them up while they're still in the bag, and then pour the chiplets into a drinking glass.
    >chips won't cut inside of mouth
    >consumable without getting hands greasy
    >can easily cover and save for tomorrow if i don't wanna finish it all

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chips won't cut inside of mouth
      You sound like a pussy dude

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You sound like a pussy dude
        He probably has some sort of disorder that causes his mouth to bleed whenever it comes into contact with carbs.
        We need to be respectful of his genetic disorder, because Culinaly is a place that encourages diversity, inclusion, and equity.
        On an unrelated note, I am an African-American Black person of color, and I have an IQ of 48. I hope you can all understand when I say that it is very important that we not discriminate against people just because some morons think we all should have triple digit IQs. I mean, when you go to KFC and get some soggy ass extra crispy chicken for $60, and you only get 5 pieces, who are you going to expect to make that for you?
        That's right!
        Us!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smart!

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pour them into a bowl, dont like getting my whole hand dirty

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't use a bowl, but I do use chopsticks. That way my hand no get greasy like filthy American hand.
    Also, I only buy Lays brand potato chip. They pay me to say that on this board, but they no give me money to buy advertisement.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cut the bag open and use it as a proto-plate.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dump a serving on a paper plate and eat them with chopsticks. Then i burn the plate.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    paper towel or napkin
    The chips have to be first microwaved 15 seconds in order to activate the flavor.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >microwaved 15 seconds in order to activate the flavor.
      wait is this a real thing? why aren't people talking about this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its common knowledge?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've never heard of this before in my life. I don't know anyone who does this.

          15 secs on high?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I used to do it before I got an air fryer, did a batch for a couple minutes with dinner, saltier and slightly less crispy, like a home cooked chip

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Depends on the chip. If you're having a party or want a treat, throw them in the oven for 15 minutes. Thank me later

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are they almond flavor?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >or use a serving dish like civilized folk?
    Oooh laaadeeedaaa look at Mr. Fancypants and his chip "serving dish".
    I bet you were the kid who cried if his shoes got dirty.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hold the bag up to my face and gently shake it until a chip falls into my mouth

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the bag makes too much noise and, since I have autism, it causes me a lot of distress so I use a bowl

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you reach your filthy hand into the bag like an animal
    this, AND if I don't like a chip I put it back.
    try and stop me.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I learned this one from a doujin a long time ago: Crush the chips in the bag and pour them in your mouth. It evens out the flavor and is mess free so long as you don't drop the bag. I don't bother if it's something like tortilla chips but those were made for dipping anyway.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I open a tiny top corner of the bag to release the air, crush the chips in the bag, make the opening slightly bigger, then pour it into my mouth from the bag.

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