Who actually likes mushrooms? Theyre icky and disgusting

Who actually likes mushrooms? They’re icky and disgusting

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you eat mushrooms you need to take regular deworming tablets. Because microscopic worm eggs in the soil. But ~~*they*~~ never tell you this, do they. In fact they even tell you never to wash your mushrooms.
    It's almost as if....

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      who the frick is eating raw mushrooms

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I use raw portobello caps for hamburger buns.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Are you sure you want to be doing that?

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            >guy who looks homeless
            Seems trustworthy!

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Huh

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Coffee contains hundreds of carcinogens without being carcinogenic itself.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        They can be OK in a salad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      worms are good for you, they help regulate your gut and immune system, they have been in a symbiotic relationship with vertebrates since before mammals or even terrestrial animals

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Worm fingers typed this

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Worms don't have fingers idiot. That's why it takes us so long to type.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            >That's why it takes us so long to type.
            >why it takes us so long to type.
            >takes us

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, ok. That's why I lost a shit ton of weight after a couple fenben cycles. It's so symbiotic they were keeping all that shit in my body to feed off of.

        It's why I felt like shit, it's why I always had no energy cuz none of my food nutrient was actually feeding me, just the shit parts were.

        I wonder who could be behind this post...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        One of the contestants on Alone won because he built up immunity to common parasites and could chug river water no problem

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I do. Cook them in most of my dinners.

      Meds. Now. And yes I wash my shroomy bois

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The reason to cook mushrooms is because they contain chemicals that are carcinogenic.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's because they are made of chitin which is very hard to digest. Only some mushrooms accumulate carcinogens, mostly in areas affected by nuclear fallout

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >if I cook cigarettes before I smoke them, I won't get cancer

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Agaritine breaks down in high temperature. Nicotine and tar doesn't.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like my worm friends

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you
      meds
      now

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Wut?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      soil worms != human-parasitising worms genius
      if you want to avoid human worms, stay away from little kids and africa/india, not soil

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        He's obviously talking about echinococcus, not earthworms, you dolt.

        That said I have been eating wild growing mushrooms for decades without being any symptoms, but I don't know if that applies everywhere in the world.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Mushroom soil is pressure cooked to kill foreign spores, actually. Nothing can survive that temperature or pressure. Quit acting like a sperg

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I do.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fry some mushrooms, some onion and garlic, add a little flour, in with cream and some veal stock. A dash of soy sauce for color.

    A simple sauce.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that would be a good sauce aside from the mushrooms in it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Shut your fricking face.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >brown, poop-stained hands typed this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      browns eat what they can, which means mushrooms

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    autistics cannot tolerate food textures that are not chicken nuggets or fries

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >shitskins
      Fixed it for you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I’m autistic and I love mushrooms. The people who only eat tendies and potato smiles and claim to be autistic are mostly just really stupid people with severe mental health issues. It’s the low functioning grunting autistics who have the real food issues.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I might have a touch of the tism and I like mushrooms

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i like mushrooms

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, they're good and you're moronic. Thanks for stopping by.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The only kind of mushroom I like are the ones attached to men between their legs

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this is anatomically incorrect and hella gay and im not sure which of those is worse

      I do.

      sippy bippy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      hell yeah dude

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I love fried mushrooms flavored with wine and soy sauce for breakfast amazing on toast with cheese, ketchup or cherry tomatoes and arugula

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    make mushroom soup, it is delicious, mixing together different varieties for a unique experience every time is nice
    they are also great in beef bourguignon, really soaks up the red wine taste well

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Who actually likes mushrooms? They’re icky and disgusting
    Button mushrooms, yes. Many other mushrooms? Actually decent.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm always confused about the fact that in english mushroom means both mushrooms in general and that one most common type which is actually kind of the weakest.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Be confused no more. It doesn't. It does a little bit, because if you order a pizza you and ask for mushrooms there is a 98% chance you get button mushrooms. It really can mean any of the varieties!

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mushrooms are like tequila. If you buy expensive ones they are great. If you buy cheap ones off the back of Juan's truck then you're gonna have a bad time.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hear they grow these things in dookie because the nitrogen allows them to grow faster. And you're not even supposed to wash them? Mushrooms are just one big prank to get people to eat dung.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that and the fact they're basically mycelium penises

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've never found raw mushrooms to be anything special but maybe I just haven't tried enough of them. But whenever they're cooked, on their own or as an ingredient, I like them. Though I will say I find the lamellae/gills unappetizing, whenever I cook with mushrooms I always cut or clean them off as carefully as I have patience for.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Me, you're gay

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i use shiitake mushroom powder these days, i'll still get fresh to chop now and then

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't like them
    simple as

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't start liking them until my late 20s

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Post your favourite mushroom,
    for me it's saffron milky cap.
    I can eat this forever. Shiitake are second, chantarelles are third

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      "Seafood mushrooms". Incredibly cheap at any asian supermarket. Different sources will say they are either enlarged enoki mushrooms or shimeji mushrooms. In my opinion, they taste closer to shimeji mushrooms. Delicious, very umami, and firm, almost crunchy texture. I let them wilt a bit and then. cook them in butter, salt, and garlic.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        fat weeb

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          fat weeb

          samegay

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            fat weeb

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        fat weeb

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        samegay

        fat weeb

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        First time I hear about them, gonna be on the lookout for them

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        fat weeb

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/q5cClGt.png

          fat weeb

          fat weeb

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      These. They're actually made from that same mushroom, I believe. It's hard to find good ones though and they're moronicly expensive. Still, if you manage to find decent ones, they cook like meat and have a similar texture. The taste is mushroom af though.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I've bought 1lb of the cheapest ones i could find which were dried. I assume that these were the low quality ones but they still tasted good. Smell like shrimp.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        fat weeb

        fat weeb

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          I use raw portobello caps for hamburger buns.

          fat weeb

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Fat, yes. Weeb, no.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              fat weeb

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      psylocybin cubensis

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        That's the basic b***h of magic mushrooms. Get psilocybe semilanceata or Pan. Cyan's, they are way better

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        reddit the mushroom
        even lib caps are better

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's lionsmane

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like my ballsack after dipping it in bleach(your mom has a lot of diseases)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      here's some I grew

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        very cool dude

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          shit setup, no AE, RH is far too low, not enough light nor is it even hitting them. Every time I look back at it, I find more wrong with it.

          Basically, you're a moron

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            you can see the ae vent on the left. it has a fan on a timer outside. that's plenty of light. kinda right about the rh tho. the reading there was after the grow tent had been open to my dry house so it's not the representative but I was having an issue keeping it high enough between the fan and that cheapo humidifier. I've bought a proper humidifier since.

            hate all you want but that run grew about 4lbs. what I ate was tasty and the rest went into a tincture that I sell to hippies.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely love mushrooms. especially ceps, morels, portobello, truffles, cloud ear fungus, and psilocybes

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A can of cream of mushroom is far from the worst possible item you could find in an apocalyptic, shit hits the fan scenario. But you could obviously do better, since you probably want calorie dense canned items.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You know what i want right now? Mushroom frickin risotto

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could buy a version of ketchup made with mushrooms instead of tomatoes.
    Yeah, I said it. I dare you to strike me down, YHVH. I dare you to delete this post.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      In the Anglo world, mushrooms were the main ingredient in ketchup because Anglos thought tomatoes were poisonous. You can still make your own, or even buy commercially-available mushroom ketchup.

  25. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'll eat any mushroom I'm served but I never bother with them myself. They all just taste vaguely earthy to me and the texture is boring at best but usually unnoticeable.

  26. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I've grown to hate them as my parents would buy two pounds when they were on sale. That means for a week mushroom specific recipes or mushrooms thrown in to every meal.

  27. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Your'e mum is an icky adn disgusting

  28. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    The wild ones taste better, still it's all in the sauces you put them in.

  29. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    shut the frick UP leaf lover
    knife ears get the axe
    strike the earth boys, rock and stone

  30. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    But enough about OP

  31. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried cooking them first? They're no good cold.

  32. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm love anime girl

  33. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    You're not white

  34. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Slimy mushrooms are disgusting. I had slimy mushrooms on pizza as a kid and I hated mushrooms for decades since. Didn't have "decent" mushrooms until far later in life. I find them to be like any other food, some of it is outright fricking disgusting and most of it is probably ok.

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