seems like he probably only does birthday parties and shit. I couldn't imagine this guy crawling around in the back of a hearse grabbing ice cream and making change all day
Check the shitty almost entirely empty website, apparently he actually expects you to pay for the privilege of letting him hawk his wares. (Normally it's the other way around, he should pay for access to your event.) And he's not even committed enough to the gimmick to wear a black undertaker suit, let alone ghoul makeup. Lame.
>pay for the privilege of letting him hawk his wares
nah you pay for his wares and then he hands them out at your party
I see this shit done a lot at schools and some workplaces where they pay for a truck to come and just hand out ice cream and you pay by the hour (usually just one hour)
I have a Beverly hillbillies style old Dodge truck I've fitted with a fake copper still to serve lemonade and kettle corn at events. I wear overalls and a straw hat and charge $5 for pictures. I also make fun of everyone and call them "dumb city folk" and say things like "yer darned tootin".
I just realized how good it feels to swallow ice cream without chewing it up or letting it melt in your mouth. The feeling of the solid ice cream sliding down is so euphoric and probably healthier since your body burns more calories warming your stomach back up.
i have a small group of fit active friends and we all agree that moderate (1-2 litres) of high quality ice cream every week or two is a perfectly acceptable health food
>probably healthier since your body burns more calories warming your stomach back up.
This ONLY applies to FATSOS that eat too MUCH. Most normal people are actually strugling to get enough energy in a day, because they ain't fatso. You getso?
I mean it's a problem for fatsos only. The way his sentance is structered bleeds fatso energy. What I'm trying to say is that I picked up on that poster's fatso worldview, and it kinda make me go a bit whacky. Is that ok with you?
I'd be more impressed if he converted an ice cream truck into a hearse. The music plays, all the kids run up to the window, and the nice ice cream man in his white uniform and paper hat opens the freezer chest to reveal a corpse.
I feel like this is some shit that would exist back in like 2008 in some hipster neighborhood. Around when things like adult kickball leagues and "nerd culture" were all the rage- ya know, shit for children but with a "edge" so you feel like a grown up for eating Popsicles in your 30s
frozen stiffs is not a very good name for this business
Necropsicles?
Rest in Popsicles
seems like he probably only does birthday parties and shit. I couldn't imagine this guy crawling around in the back of a hearse grabbing ice cream and making change all day
I Scream
Check the shitty almost entirely empty website, apparently he actually expects you to pay for the privilege of letting him hawk his wares. (Normally it's the other way around, he should pay for access to your event.) And he's not even committed enough to the gimmick to wear a black undertaker suit, let alone ghoul makeup. Lame.
Sounds like a total hack. I'll take ur word for it.
what a gay
I'd crank the ham up to eleven
are there really people on this board that don't drink soda?!
>pay for the privilege of letting him hawk his wares
nah you pay for his wares and then he hands them out at your party
I see this shit done a lot at schools and some workplaces where they pay for a truck to come and just hand out ice cream and you pay by the hour (usually just one hour)
I have a Beverly hillbillies style old Dodge truck I've fitted with a fake copper still to serve lemonade and kettle corn at events. I wear overalls and a straw hat and charge $5 for pictures. I also make fun of everyone and call them "dumb city folk" and say things like "yer darned tootin".
Boomers love it
do you square up to impromptu banjo challenges?
I'm not a hick, but I am a finger style guitarist and actually do play a little banjo. I've never thought to bring it because I work the stand alone.
hey this guy's a phony!
A BIG FAT PHONY
Do you have to have a business license for this?
Yes, unless he's converted the hearse into a different kind of "sleeper".
I just realized how good it feels to swallow ice cream without chewing it up or letting it melt in your mouth. The feeling of the solid ice cream sliding down is so euphoric and probably healthier since your body burns more calories warming your stomach back up.
i have a small group of fit active friends and we all agree that moderate (1-2 litres) of high quality ice cream every week or two is a perfectly acceptable health food
the amount of calories you burn is very minimal
>probably healthier since your body burns more calories warming your stomach back up.
This ONLY applies to FATSOS that eat too MUCH. Most normal people are actually strugling to get enough energy in a day, because they ain't fatso. You getso?
why would a fat person burn calories differently? i get there's differences in one's BMRs, but not by that much
I mean it's a problem for fatsos only. The way his sentance is structered bleeds fatso energy. What I'm trying to say is that I picked up on that poster's fatso worldview, and it kinda make me go a bit whacky. Is that ok with you?
meds now
Aye aye
I'd be more impressed if he converted an ice cream truck into a hearse. The music plays, all the kids run up to the window, and the nice ice cream man in his white uniform and paper hat opens the freezer chest to reveal a corpse.
Shoulda just called it ICED, SorbDEAD, Cold Corpse Ice Cones, or GRAVE SLAVE
Oh well. Better luck next life... or not.
Zombies?
the last bite sounds like a cool name if you ask me.
It’d be neat for a Halloween party.
its kinda cold during those times in the north east.
>Not naming it ice cream to die for
Ngmi
I feel like this is some shit that would exist back in like 2008 in some hipster neighborhood. Around when things like adult kickball leagues and "nerd culture" were all the rage- ya know, shit for children but with a "edge" so you feel like a grown up for eating Popsicles in your 30s
Why are you posting a picture of a Russian film depicting a 1950s Soviet subculture?
I feel like it's the heart attack grill dude and he's dunking on fatties