Who is this madmans target audience? Would you buy ice cream out of a casket?

Who is this madmans target audience? Would you buy ice cream out of a casket?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frozen stiffs is not a very good name for this business

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Necropsicles?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rest in Popsicles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      seems like he probably only does birthday parties and shit. I couldn't imagine this guy crawling around in the back of a hearse grabbing ice cream and making change all day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I Scream

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Check the shitty almost entirely empty website, apparently he actually expects you to pay for the privilege of letting him hawk his wares. (Normally it's the other way around, he should pay for access to your event.) And he's not even committed enough to the gimmick to wear a black undertaker suit, let alone ghoul makeup. Lame.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a total hack. I'll take ur word for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what a gay
      I'd crank the ham up to eleven

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        are there really people on this board that don't drink soda?!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pay for the privilege of letting him hawk his wares
      nah you pay for his wares and then he hands them out at your party
      I see this shit done a lot at schools and some workplaces where they pay for a truck to come and just hand out ice cream and you pay by the hour (usually just one hour)

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a Beverly hillbillies style old Dodge truck I've fitted with a fake copper still to serve lemonade and kettle corn at events. I wear overalls and a straw hat and charge $5 for pictures. I also make fun of everyone and call them "dumb city folk" and say things like "yer darned tootin".

    Boomers love it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do you square up to impromptu banjo challenges?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a hick, but I am a finger style guitarist and actually do play a little banjo. I've never thought to bring it because I work the stand alone.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          hey this guy's a phony!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            A BIG FAT PHONY

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have to have a business license for this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, unless he's converted the hearse into a different kind of "sleeper".

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized how good it feels to swallow ice cream without chewing it up or letting it melt in your mouth. The feeling of the solid ice cream sliding down is so euphoric and probably healthier since your body burns more calories warming your stomach back up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i have a small group of fit active friends and we all agree that moderate (1-2 litres) of high quality ice cream every week or two is a perfectly acceptable health food

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the amount of calories you burn is very minimal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >probably healthier since your body burns more calories warming your stomach back up.
      This ONLY applies to FATSOS that eat too MUCH. Most normal people are actually strugling to get enough energy in a day, because they ain't fatso. You getso?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why would a fat person burn calories differently? i get there's differences in one's BMRs, but not by that much

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I mean it's a problem for fatsos only. The way his sentance is structered bleeds fatso energy. What I'm trying to say is that I picked up on that poster's fatso worldview, and it kinda make me go a bit whacky. Is that ok with you?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            meds now

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Aye aye

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be more impressed if he converted an ice cream truck into a hearse. The music plays, all the kids run up to the window, and the nice ice cream man in his white uniform and paper hat opens the freezer chest to reveal a corpse.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shoulda just called it ICED, SorbDEAD, Cold Corpse Ice Cones, or GRAVE SLAVE
    Oh well. Better luck next life... or not.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zombies?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the last bite sounds like a cool name if you ask me.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’d be neat for a Halloween party.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its kinda cold during those times in the north east.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Not naming it ice cream to die for
    Ngmi

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like this is some shit that would exist back in like 2008 in some hipster neighborhood. Around when things like adult kickball leagues and "nerd culture" were all the rage- ya know, shit for children but with a "edge" so you feel like a grown up for eating Popsicles in your 30s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you posting a picture of a Russian film depicting a 1950s Soviet subculture?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like it's the heart attack grill dude and he's dunking on fatties

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