Who orders this shit?

Who orders this shit? Never in my life have I ordered any of the crappy dessert items, and I've never seen anyone else do it either.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    exclusively excessively stoned middle-aged men with no partners. i've literally only seen them order that trash. lava cakes from dominos, cinnamon twists, whatever. nobody else thinks they're remotely interesting, you have to be high as fuck and dead inside and stupid enough to fall for the "don't forget our new dessert thing!" during checkout to give a shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In the case of Dominoes the web site is set up so a stoned moron would accidently order them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I used to work at domino's and everyone would eat cold lava cakes out of the walk in freezer, they are better cold if you ask me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lol i did the same thing when i worked there. i agree, they are way better straight out of the walk in

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've ordered the brownies from Dominos. They're alright but wildly overpriced and I can make way better brownies myself anyway.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My morbidly obese childless aunts who live together. Grim, I know.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I wanted dessert with my pizza, I'd order a second pizza.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only good pizza place desserts are the ones that utilize the dough, like cinnastix or streusel pizza.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Who orders this shit
    <-----
    This is America.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Me if I wasn't poor

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Who orders this shit?
    Wait till you hear about state fairs.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's unironically some very good ones, fast food cookies are severely underrated

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >fast food cookies are severely underrated
      Eh, depends. Subway has some decent ones, but some of the other places serve rock hard cookies. Homemade will beat the shit out of them all, and most store bought ones will be similar or better.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay I see why everyone dunks on America now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we are entering a new phase of depravity

      americans literally dont even know what actual foods or flavors anymore

      so they have to flavor processed food like other processed food, as here with twix, and as with picrel.

      to the modern american:
      - there is no "ranch flavor", there is only "blue dorito flavor
      - there is no "onion", there is only "funyun flavor"
      - there is no "cheese", there is only "cheeto flavor"

      and there are many more i have seen of late:

      - not "cookies and cream", but "Oreo flavor"
      - not "peanut butter", but "Reese's flavor"
      - not "maple flavor", but "Eggo(tm) Waffle flavor"
      - not "orange" but "Fanta flavor"
      - not "chocolate chip cookie" but "chips ahoy flavor"

      and so forth. the sensory universe of the american eater has narrowed to a near pinhole. they can only understand new products in terms of old products - reference to nature, to fruits, to traditional foods has no relevance to them at all.

      corporations have not only captured our appetite in the literal sense, but even our very concept of what food is - of what flavors are. they now literally own entire flavors in the american consciousness, having successfully redefined them as branded products, which only they can provide.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tldr

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          come on little buddy, i even broke it up into little bites for you with le reddit spacing. try working out your brain a bit, it can be fun.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >with le reddit spacing
            Guess why I didn't read it

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That's kind of a stupid reason to not read something. It sounds like you just don't like reading.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dont really care

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                put spaces - "le reddit spacing"
                no spaces - "le schizo wall of text"

                illiterate zoomers will use any excuse, hut the truth is they are literally just bad at reading anything longer then seven words. it makes their little heads hurt

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dont really care

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i love arguing with zoomers. theyre too insecure to actually type anything - it could turn out "cringe" after all - but they still try, bless their little piggy hearts.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dont really care

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you clearly, clearly do care. if you didnt care, you literally would not respond. why do you even have the fucking thread open if you dont care? jesus christ.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >no one reads my obsessed blogpost no matter how I format it
                you're so close

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >i even broke it up into little bites for you with le reddit spacing.
            Double spacing doesn't make text easier to read. Double spacing is for creating space for the teacher to pen in red marks about how to fix your shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >LIMITED TIME FLAVOR Lay's wavy FUNYUNS Onion Flavored FUNYUNS Onion Flavored Rings

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > americans literally dont even know what actual foods or flavors anymore

        No, the problem is that the ones raised on goyslop actually prefer the fake flavors they are used to eating.
        The food corps put so many chemicals and additives in their food that a Cheeto has a completely different flavor than a dehydrated powdered yellow cheddar and the addicted consumers want the same trash that they are accustomed to eating with the chemistry experiment that they call food

        >look into semonex additives and be shocked that they are engineered to hit your taste buds

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that is exactly the problem i was identifying. the only way to solve it is stricter nutritional & ingredient requirements for mass market foodstuffs and taxes on shittily made shit tier food.

          the problem in america is that le progressives used to want to do things like make food healthier and ban alcohol. but now they consider it a fundamental right to do whatever you please and slurp up goyslop at minimum price if thats your authentic lived experience. i dont know when le socialists turned into moral libertarians but its fucking bizarre.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >ban alcohol
            lmao, never happening in a million years retard

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It already happened.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                well it won't happen again

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that's what he was saying.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                well alright then

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    chocolate and bread is very classic and would be found in any culture in every country, except an american fast food chain's version is highly processed sugar chocolate and sugary bread ... which probably would taste good to you if you have power creeped sugar intake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You missed the part where its chocolate and bread and its chocolate and bread and caramel and cookies

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These are terrible because there's a slimy filling in the middle

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pain au chocolat
    🙂
    >pain au chocolat, america
    🙁

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fat people. I have a friend who will eat allllllllll of this. Just all the time. Eat full meals, finish with an entire meal's worth of sweets.
    I can't say shit though. I'm on the other side of the spectrum, what with my cured meat addiction. Do NOT put a capocollo in front of me!

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These are actually fucking delicious and should probably be illegal

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's cross advertising and just another do-nothing job 'thought up by' anon in his office getting paid 6 figures to do nothing

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    same

    probably people like in The Whale. aka the kind of fatasses ordering delivery from shitty chain restaurants

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