>whole grain is shit

When will this stupid yuppie fad die? Whole grain tastes like sandpaper there's nothing good tasting about it at all simple cheap white bread taste 10 times better. And the stupid thing is people buy it because they think it "healthier" but it's not I don't like shitting my guts out when I eat unprocessed grains, humans have been eating processed bread for thousands of years whole grain is actually less healthy than white bread. The only truly healthy bread you can eat is slow fermented sourdough but of course no one wants to do that because that actually takes effort and skill.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all bread is shit. 70-80% of people living in the modern world do not burn enough glucose to justify eating large amounts of complex carbohydrates. Maybe 98-99% of people do not burn enough to justify refined simple carbohydrates.

    That particular bread has like 7 or 7 grams of added sugar. It's not actually health bread. Honestly I'm to the point where if I eat bread I just understand it's a junk food, period. Not as bad as pure junkfoods like sugar or sneed oil but it offers nothing your body actually needs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >do not burn enough glucose to justify eating large amounts of complex carbohydrates. Maybe 98-99% of people do not burn enough to justify refined simple carbohydrates.

      pseudo scientific hogwash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I get that its hip to shit on carbs these days but goddamn go touch some grass

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good freshly made whole wheat bread is great. Supposedly even better if you can grind the wheat yourself since whole wheat goes stale and rancid faster. White bread is more shelf stable though so if that's what you're buying then the white bread might actually be better.

    Similar reason as to why some people hate bread crust too. I've never heard someone say they don't like the crust on freshly baked bread, but on bread that's been sitting on the shelf for a while it can start to taste/smell stale and get a tougher texture.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good thing you don't have to eat it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My family buys it so yes I do. Otherwise I'll have to eat a whole white bread loaf myself. And restaurants have been pushing my this shit more and more.

      all bread is shit. 70-80% of people living in the modern world do not burn enough glucose to justify eating large amounts of complex carbohydrates. Maybe 98-99% of people do not burn enough to justify refined simple carbohydrates.

      That particular bread has like 7 or 7 grams of added sugar. It's not actually health bread. Honestly I'm to the point where if I eat bread I just understand it's a junk food, period. Not as bad as pure junkfoods like sugar or sneed oil but it offers nothing your body actually needs.

      >all bread is shit.

      I prefer the taste of whole grain bread most of the time, but there are just some things that go better with white bread. Brown rice sucks, always and forever, and whole grain pasta is an abomination.

      The whole "whole grain is healthier" spiel only applies to idiots malnourished idiots who get zero fiber and don't eat a varied diet full of vegetables, or various fruits and grains in moderation.

      >The whole "whole grain is healthier" spiel only applies to idiots malnourished idiots who get zero fiber and don't eat a varied diet full of vegetables,

      I agree bread is a treat when I'm eating a treat I wish to enjoy it fully and not have my taste buds cuckolded by pseudo health homosexuals. Like when I eat sugar I want real sugar not Splenda. If you want to be healthy eat vegetables and meat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe buy your own bread and stop complaining, ungrateful mooch

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

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          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Was that necessary?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Move out, moron, and you get to buy your own bread.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It wont ever end because whole grain is a way to market and sell the waste product of grain. It's the same reason skim milk is advertised as healthy and good, because it's a waste product of the cheese industry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't seem like a great comparison. Whole grain doesn't include "waste product". The bran is edible and contains some nutrition and flavor from the fats in it. Skim milk is more like white flour. The bran gets removed because it spoils faster than the rest of the wheat, but not because it's a waste product.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whey isn't skim milk.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's a good whole grain bread without added sugars?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pumpernickel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm.. I don't think the gas station has that.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the sugar addicts on this board are kind of amusing.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Incorrect, friend. You haven't tasted the right whole grain bread. Picrel is extremely good (has moisture and seeds inside the actual bread). Dave's Bread is terrible and has an unbalanced taste profile. Also, whole wheat sourdough bread is good. A balance of whole grain and white bread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking honey belongs in bread

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOOOOOOO IT HAVE TO BE FORTIFIED WITH CORN SYRUP YOU CAN'T JUST USE HONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody will buy your hipster bread, shill.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >whole grain is actually less healthy than white bread
    [citation needed]
    anyway, worrying about which type of bread is "healthy" is a fool's game; bread in general is not good for the diet. just look what havok it's wreaked upon our teeth.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bet the cases of Sodomy in that company are wayyyy above any other bread company

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the taste of whole grain bread most of the time, but there are just some things that go better with white bread. Brown rice sucks, always and forever, and whole grain pasta is an abomination.

    The whole "whole grain is healthier" spiel only applies to idiots malnourished idiots who get zero fiber and don't eat a varied diet full of vegetables, or various fruits and grains in moderation.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Processed bread needs sugar syrup...to be machine-able.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whole grain bread is great. probably not the packaged factory-made shit, but fresh whole grain bread can be amazing. if you think it tastes like "sandpaper" that means it's stale, fresh whole grain bread is soft, slightly moist and very flavorful, it shouldn't be dry
    it's also objectively better for you than white bread. white bread is pretty much just empty calories while whole grain has a lot of fiber, vitamins and some other good shit

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eat less sugar, lardass.

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