Whole Sardines anyone?

1 I have Nearly 1 KG of sardines - whole, fresh, untouched
2 I'm a lazy fucker
3 Fresh Rosemary and a shiton of different citrus

Whats the fastest get something appetising out of this.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gut em, grease em, light some char chunks in a chimney, pour em in a cheap foil pan, metal rack, flip til flaky, s&p, et wala. Crunch them bones, boy, don't be a sissy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/9wSly8y.jpg

      Lidl sometimes sells them frozen for very little money here.
      I get them both for myself and for the cats. I usually gut them for myself and just toss them in flour and fry them.
      The cats get them whole or roughly chopped into chunks, guts and all.
      Deenz empty their bowels when they die so you can eat them with the guts just fine but I don't really feel that it makes them any better, so I just take the few extra seconds to clean them out.

      whats the best kind of knife for working with them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        To fillet? Filleting knife/fish knife. Any supremely thin-bladed, flexible knife will do.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bones
      That's for smaller sardines.

      https://i.imgur.com/gNzigAa.jpg

      1 I have Nearly 1 KG of sardines - whole, fresh, untouched
      2 I'm a lazy fucker
      3 Fresh Rosemary and a shiton of different citrus

      Whats the fastest get something appetising out of this.

      How many sardines would you say are in that kg? Basically, I'm asking if they're sardines or pilchards. Pilchards are full grown sardines. They can weigh quite a lot.
      The reason this matters is that the preparation will be very different depending which you've got.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The reason this matters is that the preparation will be very different depending which you've got.
        They are 7 to 8 inches from mouth to tail.

        To fillet? Filleting knife/fish knife. Any supremely thin-bladed, flexible knife will do.

        OK thanks

        https://i.imgur.com/42WqeTB.jpg

        I made them during the pandemic. I roasted them in the oven. They were ok. I prefer other types of fish tbh. Canned sardines are good occasionally but I won't ever go out of my way to buy fresh ones again when I can get fresh sea bass, porgy, salmon, snapper, etc.

        Those look delicious

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good. Never go tail to mouth.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Crunch them bones, boy, don't be a sissy.
      Is it safe though.

      first gut and debone them. it's really easy, you can do it with your fingers under running water.
      mix breadcrumbs with chopped parsley, minced garlic, grated lemon zest, a bit of parmesan, thyme, oregano or other herbs of your choice.
      coat the sardines filets with the breadcrumb mix, gently press to make it adhere to the surface.
      arrange the sardines skin side down on a oven safe dish. Add more layers, depending on how many sardines you have. Finish by adding more breadcrumb mix on top and a few drizzles of olive oil.
      Put it in a pretty hot oven for like 10 minutes. The surface should be golden brown.

      >first gut and debone them
      Gutting is fine, deboning drives me mad though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >deboning drives me mad though.
        you can easily do it with your fingers, there's no need of good knife skills:

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >there's no need of good knife skills

          >good knife skills
          https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fD2Kl3qVkic

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            His knife costs €0.7

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            if I tried, I would probably waste half of the fillet

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Everybody starts from somewhere

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                it would be cool to be this good with a knife, but honestly, even if the final result looks less clean, the fingers method is perfectly acceptable for a home cook.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cheap numerous fish like deenz is the perfect way to practice the skill, you dummy. Nobody gets it right on the first try and even the ones you fuck up you can still just fry and eat.
              Better you practice on sardines or herring or mackerel than on some huge and expensive salmon or whatever.
              Don't be so scared to learn something new.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lidl sometimes sells them frozen for very little money here.
    I get them both for myself and for the cats. I usually gut them for myself and just toss them in flour and fry them.
    The cats get them whole or roughly chopped into chunks, guts and all.
    Deenz empty their bowels when they die so you can eat them with the guts just fine but I don't really feel that it makes them any better, so I just take the few extra seconds to clean them out.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made them during the pandemic. I roasted them in the oven. They were ok. I prefer other types of fish tbh. Canned sardines are good occasionally but I won't ever go out of my way to buy fresh ones again when I can get fresh sea bass, porgy, salmon, snapper, etc.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shiton
    What the fuck is a shiton? Do you even use sardines in your cuisine over in India?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sardines are extremely popular in India, particularly in Karnataka and especially in Mangaluru/Mangalore/Bangalore.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Found the Indian.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah.

          >The reason this matters is that the preparation will be very different depending which you've got.
          They are 7 to 8 inches from mouth to tail.

          [...]

          OK thanks

          [...]
          Those look delicious

          Okay, for those medium-ish sized ones, they're probably be best baked in a tomato-garlic sauce.
          Get a tin of whole plum tomatoes in juice and remove them fire the tin, leaving the juice behind then squeeze them of excess juice, reserving it.
          Hand crush the tomatoes and set aside.
          Set a pan of olive oil with some flattened cloves of garlic to high heat.
          When fragrant, add the pressed-and-crushed tomatoes and saute a bit.
          When dry-looking, top off with a third of the reserved juice and cook, stirring often, until the liquid is reduced out.
          Top off with hand the remaining juice and cook as before.
          When reduced a second time, add the remaining juice and cook down again.
          Off the heat, salt to taste and stir in a handful or two of fresh sweet parsley leaves.
          Arrange cleaned, rinsed and patted dry sardines in a baking dish with par-boiled yellow potatoes, salt as needed and top with sauce.
          Bake at 180°C/350°F until dinner, about 15-20 minutes (perhaps longer, if you're cooking a LOT of them at once).
          Serve sauce with spaghetti as first course with fish and potatoes accompanied by a salad for second.
          Too complex/involved? If so, just salt and cook them over open flame

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a shitload of sardines. They spoil quick so start deepthroating them.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    first gut and debone them. it's really easy, you can do it with your fingers under running water.
    mix breadcrumbs with chopped parsley, minced garlic, grated lemon zest, a bit of parmesan, thyme, oregano or other herbs of your choice.
    coat the sardines filets with the breadcrumb mix, gently press to make it adhere to the surface.
    arrange the sardines skin side down on a oven safe dish. Add more layers, depending on how many sardines you have. Finish by adding more breadcrumb mix on top and a few drizzles of olive oil.
    Put it in a pretty hot oven for like 10 minutes. The surface should be golden brown.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your rosemary looks an awful lot like thyme.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat em raw with onions like a white man

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dear God!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's herring and you spelled degeneracy wrong, you dumb fuck.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks Nieuw Hollandse Haring are sardines
      Brown hands typed that post.

  9. 2 months ago
    OP

    Went with the method where you throw it in oven with a bunch of seasoning and herbs.
    Its delicious, but the bones are gonna leave me full of holes for the longest time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next time, why not brush the surface and inside with olive oil and bake it in the oven.
      The oil will fry the bones.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will do his anon.
        But honestly I am beginning to remember why I didn't like Sardines dem bones dem bones dem bones.

        I think I will go for something different in future, like prawns.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never once eaten fish in my life.
    What's the safest fish to eat in terms of taste?
    I kind of get the feeling the smell or taste might be overwhelming.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If its well prepared cod or haddock can be very easy to get used to. Its a bit tasteless though.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gut them put whatever shit you have on top put them on a coal fire grill wa la

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