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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally everything there tastes better than McDonald's.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >His mum tricked him with veggies in a McDonald's bag his whole childhood.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I am special because I claim fast food, which is genetically made to be superior tasting and sourced from Sysco which normies can't even purcahse from, is bad tasting!!!!

      woah i've never seen anything like that, what an incredible opinion that i totally believe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fast food literally tastes like old grease, staleness, and poop. Only children like it because they think it's "special"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's not true. I like it because it's depraved. Eating a bunch of fast food is almost as good as binge drinking or a multi hour goon sesh. It's not high culinary art or nutritionally sound but it's enjoyable in some sense.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Fast food hack: if you pull up to the drive-thru, and say "give me a burger and fries Black person", that's code that you want their secret, off-menu item every burger place has: the poop burger.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stop eating fast food for a hot minute. Your taste buds readjust. I can't eat McDonald's anymore, because it's just horrible.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For you younggays, Eddie Murphy was a hugely famous comedian before he turned into a money-hungry actor in shitty movies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Delirious and Raw are two very funny comedy specials

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's an extremely bad routine. Not even a little bit funny.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    looks pretty good to me

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never asked my parents to go to McDonald's.
    I had McDonald's meatfood and fried potato batons for the first and, up until a few years ago, last time when I was 8. I was violently ill that night so never wanted to get any again.
    There was one time in between those two visits when I asked my dad if we could go to McDo for a sundae and he said no because it's Thursday and they don't have any right now since they're only sold on Sunday, hence the name. Yes, I know 9 years old is too old to fall for something like that but we'd literally just moved to the US and I didn't know the fricking rules in America yet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I was violently ill that night so never wanted to get any again.
      To be honest, that's really the correct response for your body to have and it indicates that you were a healthy child. Those of us who eat trash like McDonald's without a hint of upset should be concerned for how fricked up our bodies are.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, I'm sure I just caught something on the flight over and McDo was not to blame, per se. Still, the experience put me off fast food for decades.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, no you just have weak innards.
        >inb4 mcdonald's isn't food
        meds

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >those of us who eat trash like McDonald's without a hint of upset
          >us - pronoun - Objective case of "we"
          >we - pronoun - I and the rest of a group that includes me

          >you just have weak innards
          Eating something without any sign of upset means I have weak innards?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          McDonald's is shit. If you eat it, you are shit. Simple as.
          >meds
          You'll need meds after a lifetime of fast food plebfeed

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I had Mcdonalds once a couple years ago. How long do i have to live?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is an old Eddie Murphy joke

      Eddie Murphy is very black. The emojis are black in the meme. No white people were harmed in the making of this meme. Get help immediately

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the frick does that have to do with some foreigner unable to handle his American freedom and throwing up his first happy meal, you stupid fricking homosexual?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I clicked the wrong post, you fricking wienerdrinking homo. I meant to click the whiny greentext one. You're equally as gay, though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAx553k7W5s

        For you younggays, Eddie Murphy was a hugely famous comedian before he turned into a money-hungry actor in shitty movies.

        Based old people.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >meatfood and fried potato batons
      Can't tell if poor English, or purposefully comedic misnomer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Purposefully comedic misnomer.
        It is many obvious that I am of the talking of English goodly, yes?
        Srsly, tho, the 'meatfood' bit is simply because I can't remember if I'd had nuggets or a burger and since I'd already worded that in a rather silly manner, I thought I'd keep it going with the batons.

        I clicked the wrong post, you fricking wienerdrinking homo. I meant to click the whiny greentext one. You're equally as gay, though.

        >wienerdrinking homo
        I prefer my drinkable wiener unhomogenised, actually. 2% or skim only.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      one of my wifes friends told her son that the big van driving around the neighborhood playing music with pictures of ice cream on the side was a music truck.

      when I was a kid we only went to Jack in the box as there was only one mcdonalds in our city and I had never seen a mcdonalds commercial.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would love to slit your throat.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'll get you the stepstool, kiddo, and you still won't reach.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why is every shartygay so painfully underage

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because all shartygays are minors that have been groomed into trooning

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    this poster should be in a room with rubber walls

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would way prefer this to mcdonalds, especially if it was cooked by my mom.
    I know its common for kids to be little shit heads, but if you're on this board and feel that way, keep in mind that eventually you wont have your mom anymore, and when that happens you'll yearn for her cooking and feel like shit for maybe being unappreciative of it.
    That was one of the worst feels i dealt with after mine passed away... You dont know what youve got till its gone 🙁

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      true. one of the few things my mum would/knew how to make was spaghetti bolognese with a packet like this from a store, not even the jar store-bought sauce and cheap turkey mince. she made it so often and i hated it my whole childhood. yet now even tho i can make a great slow cooked duck ragu with fresh pasta i still sometimes crave that slop she made

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My mom actually can't cook for shit and I don't miss anything she used to make when I was a kid, but I've been teaching her and she is gmi. Understands Im way better and is willing to learn. Good sentiment but not realistic for box mac and canned soup boomers, unfortunately.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would prefer without the grilled onions and tomato but would take it over mcdonalds, and I like mcdonalds
    food looks okay honestly
    I would forfeit my entire remaining life and agree to die in one hour, half an hour, five minutes, long enough for one hug, whatever, if I could bring my mom back to life even for just that long just to see her again and hug her and tell her I love her
    I would literally die immediately after if necessary
    I don't believe there is an afterlife but I don't think other people of any value exist in this world, there is no one else I want to see or care to hear from

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my mom had a huge stroke but i can't even hug her anymore, she acts like a heart attack coming on last time i hugged her, which is from behind, as she is in wheelchair

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        literally the female version of my dad.
        he had a massive stroke and fortunately is back walking again but he is built exactly the same and your mom looks like she could be his sister.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        also, why not hug her from the front so it doesn't startle her?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That unironically looks better than McDonalds. Especially the patty.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your mom loved you, anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But she gossiped to all her friends about me and they all hate me.
      I asked that she close the windows at night so bugs don't come in, and gossips that I'm controlling her life.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >close the windows at night so bugs don't come in
        How poor are you that you don't have screens on your windows?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not sure if we're poor or they're super stingy. My father just got back from an overseas holiday so we can't be that poor. But they refuse to pay to fix things around the house.
          There are screens but they're old and broken so bugs can still get in.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Damn, that's a bummer. It's nice to be able to keep the windows open overnight when it's cool out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she put out a cigarette out on my arm when i was 4. i don't think she did.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you had it coming.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, are they eating in Connecticut?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Other than the Wonder bread, everything about that burger looks better than McDonald's. Fortunately my mom never fed us oven baked crinkle-cut fries of Kool-aide.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not going to lie that looks damn good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you take off the moronic slice of tomato, sure.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >remove the only fresh ingredient
        >that will make it better
        The tomato is the only thing that makes it not look terrible.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Raw tomatoes are awful and make every sandwich worse.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Picky eaters don't get to have opinions, because they don't have enough experience for their preferences to be relevant - if you can even call them preferences.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You say this while being picky about "muh fast food??? ICKY!!!!". You are literally the pickiest eater, way worse than someone removing a useless pointless topping just because you think you have to eat veg to survive.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >while being picky about "muh fast food??? ICKY!!!!"
                Where did I ever say anything remotely implying something like that? What the frick are you even talking about? Do you think all fast food is just McDonald's? Plenty of places have fresh tomatoes, like Burger King, for example.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I am an experienced eater. I don't like tomatoes either. Now what?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Eating 37 Happy Meals daily isn't quite what we mean by "experienced eater." Sure, it's a lot of experience eating, but it's not a range of experiences..

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Raw tomatoes make every sandwich worse
            What about tomato sandwiches?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He probably also hates mayo (and all "cum like" condiments; it's a common trait with homosexuals in denial), so a "tomato sandwich" would just be plain toast to him.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not a homosexual in denial.
                >Captcha: GAGXW

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That sounds vile.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Its like shingling your roof or paving your driveway, depends how thin you slice them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Picky eaters don't get to have opinions, because they don't have enough experience for their preferences to be relevant - if you can even call them preferences.

          Your vegetable is shit tier

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my dad is a burger king man, we never used to go to mcdonalds until I was in high school and i'd eat there after school like 3x a week (black teenager diet)

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I tried broiling a frozen burger in the oven tonight and it freaking caught on fire. It gives directions for broiling on the packaging. What gives?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tells joke with illustration
    >add emoji so you know it's a joke
    >explains joke just in case
    >another emoji
    it's like i'm watching the world get dumber in real time

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, its pizza

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Childhood is being angry because your mom cooked you this instead.of getting McDonald's.
    Adulthood is wishing you could have another meal lovingly cooked by your mother while you're in the McDonald's drive-thru line.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that is better overall

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the fries is the only worse part

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