Why am I always so thirsty after eating a whole pizza?

Why am I always so thirsty after eating a whole pizza? I have to drink like 5 bottles of water, it happens every single time.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're probably still hungry and confusing it for thirst. Try eating 2 pizzas next time

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's your body, dying. Usually some weed or alcohol will temporarily mask the feeling, pain pills for long term denial.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They add salty pepperoni, there's salty cheese and salty bread for flavor.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I usually start sweating about half way through the pizza. So you're going to need to replace that water.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    constantly thirsty feeling like you cant "quench" your thirst is often caused by diabetes or SSRI's.

    Most likely diabetes. If you want to quench your thirst drink something with electrolytes (like gatorade) or potassium (some orange juice)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >constantly thirsty
      Nobody said this
      >feeling like you cant "quench" your thirst
      Nobody said this
      >Most likely diabetes
      Its the salt
      >gatorade
      He doesn't need more salt
      0/10 do better

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >diabetes
      >gatorade or orange juice
      Isn't that the worst thing you can recommend to a diabetic? Both of those are loaded with ridiculous amounts of sugar.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    turns out when you eat a bunch of salty food, you get thirsty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not true. Feeling of thirst comes from ingesting too much seed oils.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I know you're shitposting but unless you're getting some sort of vegan cheese abomination, the majority of the fat you're eating with a pizza is from the rat milk cheese.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      salty food has been shown to increase hunger but has only a marginal or no effect on thirst

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        source: my ass

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          there were studies done but if you were actually interested they're easily found. I don't care about your ignorance so I have no desire to spoonfeed you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >so you have studies that say the sky is green and poop tastes like cotton candy?
            >yes
            >may i see them?
            >no
            Many such cases.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its the yeast in the pizza that has not leaven properly

    It continues to rise the dough in your stomach basically

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Constant thirst is a sign of high blood sugar, and there’s a lot of carbs in pizza. If you’re overweight you should check if you’re developing type 2 diabetes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/2yaD7TG.jpg

      Why am I always so thirsty after eating a whole pizza? I have to drink like 5 bottles of water, it happens every single time.

      this OP. go get checked. you might need meds or insulin to adjust your blood sugar. ignoring this is not advisable either. my old man spent his retirement chained to a fucking dialysis machine. not fun spending 4-6 hours a day 3 times a week getting your blood cleaned just so you can fucking live.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >my old man spent his retirement chained to a fucking dialysis machine. not fun spending 4-6 hours a day 3 times a week getting your blood cleaned just so you can fucking live.
        Most of just use kidneys to do the same thing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah no shit. ignoring the blood sugar meds his doctor prescribed to him in his thirties led to him losing kidney function in his late fifties.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you're diabetic, probably type 2 (fat) if you're eating whole pizzas in single sittings by yourself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pizza has a shit ton of salt usually, and the crust is also very dry. Stop eating whole pizzas you fatass.

      You are both probably built like little girls if eating a whole pizza scares you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. coping pre-diabetic hamplanet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Post belly

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Typical fatass.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        As a recovering fatty I could easily eat the whole thing, but it’s about self-control, because eating that much food regularly will destroy your health. And yea your post is cope

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you are right its like what 2000 calories whatever i hate zombies so much, having a day is terrifying and condemning evidence of obesity so stupid i am 6'2 190 lbs ill eat whatever i want when i want

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza has a shit ton of salt usually, and the crust is also very dry. Stop eating whole pizzas you fatass.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because your supposed to drink soda with pizzer

    2 litres should do

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    probably because you just ingested double your daily salt intake in one go and now your blood volume has to double to dilute the extra salinity

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    skill issue
    git gud homosexual

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's a lot of salt in pizza, of course you're going to feel thirsty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Salt details

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I now have the evolutionary trait of auto repair jej

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thankyou all janitors for helping me develop the evolutionary trait of auto repair thankyou

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    -> ' ' nigga you think you developed auto repair ? ' ' .

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Carbs and glycolysis.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    eating a whole pizza and drinking bottle water. you aint gonna make it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Listen bitch tits, if you can’t eat a little bitty pizza in one sitting well you might want to make sure your balls are still intact because that is pretty fucking pathetic. Liberals and have really done a number on what’s left of this once great country.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        imagine eating slop and bragging about it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Find your BMI and reflect on how that correlates to a very early death.

          Seethe more starving lanklets. Us big boy chads will stomp all over you bitches when the sleepy joepocalypse consumes the fractured states of America very soon. Prepare your angus gringo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Find your BMI and reflect on how that correlates to a very early death.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nice looking za

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    body needs two water molecules to break down one sugar molecule, pizza is bread, bread is carbs, carbs are sugar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are correct, however we must make a small correction: OP is eating American pizza, American pizza is extremely sweet and full of added sugars, technically it is a (cheese)cake

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just spilled an entire can of pringles on my floor 2 seconds ago and I dont know who else to tell

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    diabetes unironically. see a doctor fatass

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn so if I get low blood sugar I'll never have to feel thirsty again?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      get some excercise lardass

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that is not an answer to the question my friend (:

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    switch to neapolitan style, I actually feel refreshed and energized since I started eating them.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sodium overload is my guess

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP finds out hes diabetic as hes a fat fuck who eats too much takeaway.
    You will die soon unless you change your ways

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    diabetes
    1 or 2 slices. no more. fridge the rest.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >after eating a whole pizza
    Because you're fat.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eating a whole pizza bad because.... it just is okay
    there's like 800 calories in a 8 inch pizza, less if you don't get a fat person pizza (meat feast) and eat a normal person pizza (vegetarian even though you eat meat)

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5 bottles of water
    Is your water table contaminated or something??

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's full of salt and carbs, also why you feel bloated after drinkng all that water. Both carbs and salt cause water retention.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vaxxies on suicide watch

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ya see 1500 calories oh bro if you eat the metabolic requirement of a 5'1 120 pound girl you are obese oh of course

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