Why are all the carnivore diet youtubers beet red

Why are all the carnivore diet youtubers beet red

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Generating steam heat

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ashamed of what ive said.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched a carnivore youtuber once. He was making some snack/small dish thing and it just had endless cheese on it. Cheese crisp base, with cheese sauce, topped with pieces of cheese and finished off with a grating of cheese. I clicked on another video and he was this huge fat guy with glasses. Does anyone know what his channel is called? I hope all that cheese is getting him to where he wants to be because he looks like he's going to have a heart attack

      As for these guys, I don't know. I get read all the time. Central heating, computer screen, certain types of lighting make my skin flush. Also wheat, chocolate, alcohol, B vitamins, niacin. It all makes my head got dark red.

      based weezer fan

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Does anyone know what his channel is called?
        Cooking with Jack

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's the color of white people. Just like how black people technically have brown skin, and yellow people technically have a sort of light beige.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    improved vascular circulation

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    High T

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      explains the hairlines

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Liver king tier

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    beets me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ha

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's usually a sign of high blood pressure, which makes sense since these morons are killing themselves with all meat diets.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do I avoid that? I don't know shit about food, but I started working out, and I eat a lot of fish, chicken and eggs for protein, some fiber, carbs and nothing else

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you avoid by following your current diet, it's fine. those morons op posted have an almost 100% meat diet

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the guy on the left? I've seen the other two before but not him. As for the red face, looks like mostly a lighting and camera issue though a quick image search on Ken Berry does make him look a bit more red than the average person. Probably better blood flow and less facial fat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"better" blood flow

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paul Saladino

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Paul Saladino
        >Saladino
        >Salad
        Thought people tended towards lifestyles and careers similar to their names.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          his saladino has fried chciken, fried bread cubes, cheddar cheese and a frickton of ranch

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Thought people tended towards lifestyles and careers similar to their names.
          Why would you ever even remotely think that

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keto gays have it too. They always have these weird red cheeks like the anti-smoking guy from South Park.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rampant alcoholism

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone unironically actually do that diet? I was talking to friends about it at the student union and no one does it and no one knows anyone who does it. Seems like a American thing where they have to beat their chests and drive large trucks to prove they are men. The guy in the middle looks like he could be an extra in a gangster movie. Why would anyone want to look like an uneducated thug? Is that what Americans consider attractive?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My theories:
      1. Contrarianism towards regular diets and/or an irrational overreaction to vegetarian/vegan diets (which are also moronic)
      2. A really pathetic and desperate attempt to find the big "cheat code" to health and escape from worries via coping that you've totally figured it out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I technically did it for maybe a year because I had a food allergy issue and it was an easy way to restrict my diet until I could find the cause.
      And I say "technically" because at the time I didnt even know carnivore/keto was a thing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        how was it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly not terrible, but nothing I would ever do long term again. Granted I wasnt eating organ meats and all that, i would just grill a bunch of steak, chicken, and sausage or whatever on Sunday and eat it throughout the week.
          As an elimination diet, it helped me isolate what was fricking me up, and kept me feeling full, but that's not really specific to eating only meat.
          The reasons I wouldn't do it long-term are:
          1. It got kinda boring and monotonous.
          2. Started having (what I assume) gout pain in my toes by the end of it, which went away when I would eat celery for a day or two.
          3. Energy. I wasn't very physically active during that time, so I didnt normally feel sluggish, but whenever I would be active I got really hungry and lethargic, so it gave me a very personal understanding of how/why carbs work, and I could definitely tell it helped keep my blood sugar stable when I wasnt very active
          4. Cravings for sweet stuff, like chocolate and fruits. My cravings were damn near insatiable even if I was full. I've never experienced anything like that in my life.

          Again I didnt know at the time it was a diet/lifestyle so I'm sure people could say I was doing it wrong, and they would be right, but I definitely credit it with helping me isolate what was wrong with me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Seems like a American thing where they have to beat their chests and drive large trucks to prove they are men.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are the three men in OP's pic not Americans?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rentfree
          So obssessed with America get help.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Burgers are insecure manchildren

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you on about. He looks like an average 1960s American.
      >psychoanalyzing someone based on what they like to eat
      You have some weird insecurities man.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    since OP is addicted to You's and will go out of his way to post this on multiple boards, i'll go out of my way to try and help some poor soul that might see this

    on the literal verge of death 1 year ago - Ulcerative Colitis.
    Zen-like emotional stability at all times
    No more use for toothpaste, and yes, i'm with someone
    no more scalp itching
    95% acne gone
    literally don't even have gas anymore, my digestion has been more perfect than I've ever had it throughout my life

    for every 100g of lean meat, i eat 35g of fat. If the meat is fatty, I don't add any fat. Beef and lamb mostly, but on ocassion I'll have some pork or fish. It's always yummy, and always simple to cook. Relatively cheap too, because I know how to cook every cut of meat well (and you should too).
    Before you ask, yes, I've tried many other elimination diets before this one.

    Seriously. If you have some mystery ailment, try this. It might just go away, diabetes included. Autism symptoms will lessen (friends' experience).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      oops, forgot pic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        since OP is addicted to You's and will go out of his way to post this on multiple boards, i'll go out of my way to try and help some poor soul that might see this

        on the literal verge of death 1 year ago - Ulcerative Colitis.
        Zen-like emotional stability at all times
        No more use for toothpaste, and yes, i'm with someone
        no more scalp itching
        95% acne gone
        literally don't even have gas anymore, my digestion has been more perfect than I've ever had it throughout my life

        for every 100g of lean meat, i eat 35g of fat. If the meat is fatty, I don't add any fat. Beef and lamb mostly, but on ocassion I'll have some pork or fish. It's always yummy, and always simple to cook. Relatively cheap too, because I know how to cook every cut of meat well (and you should too).
        Before you ask, yes, I've tried many other elimination diets before this one.

        Seriously. If you have some mystery ailment, try this. It might just go away, diabetes included. Autism symptoms will lessen (friends' experience).

        >heyitsme.png
        >heyitsem
        >heytsemi
        >heysemit
        >hysemite
        Hi, semite!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          >israelite shilling carnivore diet

          hi, semite

          >americans have never heard of meds
          colour me unsurprised

          >on the literal verge of death 1 year ago
          >Ulcerative Colitis
          Having a disease which in its very nature swings between relapsing and remission and shilling some sort of cure for it is a tiny bit dishonest.

          you seem very sure for someone that hasn't experienced the severity of my symptoms, or that doesn't understand how this disease manifests itself outside of a pubmed article

          Make sure you eat liver too for folic acid and vitamin C.

          i do

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            have never heard of meds
            frick are you on about? our pass time is watching pfizer commercials on the super bowl

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              heh 🙂

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        hi, semite

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          >israelite shilling carnivore diet

          [...]
          >heyitsme.png
          >heyitsem
          >heytsemi
          >heysemit
          >hysemite
          Hi, semite!

          How original

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was you, preached to whoever would lend their ear. Works like a miracle until it doesn't. Most people crash after 2 years.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >95% acne gone
      me too and i didnt try your diet. i went up until the age of 29 getting spots (of course i wash, didnt bother with any acne stuff because i never felt like they worked) and then they just stopped. only get them now because of stress/shaving rash

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was one of those lucky teens who never had much acne.
        Why do some people get it, some people get it bad, and others not at all? Don't we all go through that same hormonal change during our teens?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are a lot of different reasons why you can have acne and most of them don't have to do with hormones. Some people are susceptible to bacteria that causes it, it could be from malnutrition, poor gut flora, undiagnosed food sensitivities. A lot of these things just become more noticeable as you get older. My skin got worse as a teen but it was from a connective tissue disorder worsening around that time.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >bacteria
            Derp.
            I forgot that acne can be cause by bacteria.
            Worst I'd get is those creamy clogged pores things on my nose and the occasional blackhead at my hairline (but weirdly nowhere else) and since my hair is jet black and straight as frick, they always went unnoticed. I can count the number of times I've had red stuff acne/zits on my face on one hand.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I still get pimples every time I eat a load of chocolate.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/vRjymYf.jpg

      oops, forgot pic

      >israelite shilling carnivore diet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >on the literal verge of death 1 year ago
      >Ulcerative Colitis
      Having a disease which in its very nature swings between relapsing and remission and shilling some sort of cure for it is a tiny bit dishonest.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care about the anecdotal shit. Post blood panel, height, weight, and blood pressure

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make sure you eat liver too for folic acid and vitamin C.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anecdote Andy

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably from the fire. Someone also burned down his clinic about half a year before burning down his house.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Crazy woman burns down house
      >Gets 11 year suspended sentence
      What a weird country we're in that you can burn down someone's home and not go to prison.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paul Saladino isn't actually carnivore anymore though, he eats a lot of carbs unlike Shawn Baker (more like Tren Taker)

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cherokee blood

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Though not an absolute correlation, where I lived there are a pretty strong inverse relationship between acne and income. Only a small number of rich kids had acne but most poor kids had it. This was before meds like acutane though there were some other less effective treatments like retin-a or oxyclear.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jack is a carnivore and he looks great

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      who

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Our king.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Our king.

      how the frick is he still alive

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Faith, and also a family history of surviving strokes. He's already had two of the kind that kill the majority of people that have them and lived.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          People meme that Jacks heart attacks were caused by the food he eats but i think he just has strokes because they run in the family and he would get them either way even if he was skinny and his food is the reason he has survived those strokes.
          There was a study that fat people are more likely to survive strokes.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            None of his brothers have had strokes. His uncontrolled diabetes and blood pressure are what have caused the strokes and that's due to his poor diet. If he took blood pressure medication he probably would not have had any major stroke

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Im 200 kg and diabetic and i dont take any blood pressure medication and i have never had any strokes.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Age? Jack didn't have his first strokes until his mid thirties

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                19

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Was the casual racism really necessary you butthole?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >WaS thE CaSuaL RacIsM nECessAry
                lol

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                shut the hell up you daft c**t

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Evil prick.

                Die.

                >the obvious samegayging

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Everybody who disagrees with me is the same person
                Take your meds chuddie.
                People just find your election tourism annoying.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Two posts exactly 30 seconds apart gave you away.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                isn't the delay between posting again closer to 60 seconds?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Depends on the board, time of day, and other mystery factors Japamoot doesn't tell us about. Now there's the cloudflair weirdness too, but multiple posts, on the same topic, in the same format, 30 seconds apart, yeah, doesn't take a detective to see that someone is samegayging.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't want to shit on your deduction but I'm pretty sure it's always been 60 seconds since implementation plus minus a few seconds for the factors you named.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it varies. Maybe you're tagged by the system for too many shitposts so you always get a longer delay but 30 second post delays do exist. Not sure what you think you're gaining with this discussion based on your very limited understanding of a site you're obviously not very experienced with using. There are no down arrows here to hide things you don't like.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hurr reddit
                It's never 30 seconds and I was here before there was a post timer OR captcha, I think (You) don't know what you are talking about.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                see? everything under 60 seconds has to be samegayged with another device

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >homie
                >election tourism
                calling anons NFs has been here way before election tourism, child

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NF
                Heres what your internet friend replacement is up to now lmao.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t know who that troony is and are you really suggesting calling people homosexuals and Black folk is election tourism?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Evil prick.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Die.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >being a conformist on an anonymous image board
                why

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mid thirties? JFC

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          For all his sins the thing that strikes me most his fetish for microwaving ziplocked shit.
          And he gets creative with it too now and then, like he actually spends time pondering what to zip up next.
          Just a little appreciation for one of his quirks that I think get overlooked the most.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jack hasn't actually cooked anything himself in six years now. It's why everything "he" makes now is fully cooked, Tammy does it all.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        natural selection. Jack has all the hunter gatherer warrior genes. his body is fighting like hell to keep him alive.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm excited to see how his carnivore diet plays out for him

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't eat any organ meats, if a stroke doesn't get him gout will.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    High blood pressure

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blood pressure.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I blend organ meats into a paste and then coat them in panko and fry it? Like a chicken nugget except with organs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and the great thing about organ meats is you only need a couple of those nuggets to get a high dose of vitamins and minerals.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        and do I have to worry about organ overdose because I'm probably going to sit and eat 20 of them if I panko fry them.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes if its liver. Otherwise not really.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could but its not going to taste anything like chicken nuggets.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously I hope it tastes like fried chicken liver

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're more healthy than the average person in some ways

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're turning into beef

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he's a meat eater, why does he make that face?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      for the youtube algorithm

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >carnitards vs vegantroons

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats cLled havin testosterone homosexual

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too much iron and carotine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >carotine
      That's funny. Blood gets redder when it has more oxygen and David carotine didn't get any oxygen.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >David carotine didn't get any oxygen.
        And turned blue.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    RED MEAT

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    racist i bet you also notice how all media companies and ivy league universities are run by israelites

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they haven't mentioned vegans in 10 minutes

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