why are cheese pizza eaters such babies?
>bro i can't have anything on my pizza i need it to be as plain as possible
>nooooo now it's ruined!!!! no i cant just take the toppings off because, i just can't okay??
why are cheese pizza eaters such babies?
"An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity" -Terry A. Davis
A "genius" doesn't kill himself like a homosexual.
samefag cia nagger
>you disagree with me? REEEE GLOWIE
more predictable than my morning shit
my god are you mad. did terry molest your homosexual ass?
>incel has a meltdown when the dead homeless person he worships gets criticized
yet i'm the mad one lol
>criticize
>flattened by a train oops
that's some mad criticism, go ahead and add another win to your online argument spreadsheet
>go ahead and add another win to your online argument spreadsheet
thanks i will. glad to accept your concession. try not seething so much next time someone insults your idol over the internet
i hope you have a wonderful day homosexual.
he didn't
Yes they do you fucking moron.
So often they cannot stand being alive.
It's the retards who love being alive so much.
brainlet confirmed 🙂
Eh, you are only right cause the believed in an "afterlife" (sucking gods dick forever).
and where did that attitude get terry? flattened like a pancake by a train. oops!
Terry isn't someone you should be looking up to you fucking schizo
Show me your home made OS homosexual
They actually believe that quote came from Terry. RIP
The simplicity of an entire OS. Terry saw simplicity with another eyes, he would think that a pizza with three toppings is simple.
I happen to like pizza and I don't need anything else to mask it. If you don't enjoy pizza, just eat something else.
Cope. You've never eaten pizza.
uhhh....supreme pizza sisters? our response?? we're getting btfo here
if the dough is good, sauce and cheese is all you need to elevate it
if the dough is mid, slap some olives, mushrooms and buffalo chicken on top
only retards think in absolutes
>only retards think in absolutes
my thoughts exactly. why CAN'T you eat your food differently? if you usually eat plain sphagetti bolognese and suddenly had to eat one with meatballs, will you die instantly?
but obi wan, that is an absolute.
>if the dough is good, sauce and cheese is all you need to elevate it
nah its just bread at that point
>nah its just bread at that point
yea thats what pizza is
tries to discuss pizza and posts a picture of fucking domino's
I completely agree. That is all.
I have taken toppings off but even when I did, I could still taste the flavor of the toppings on the pizza. So it’s a no go.
it is a mental health issue, seriously
and you can blame the parents or just realize you can't change crazy
This
Plain pizza absolutists are an an extension of the greater food-tism spectrum, like grown men who only ever get tendies and fries
For the most part, yes, especially when talking about cheap/garbage pizza. But there is a counter-argument, from some afficianados of the New Haven style, that a plain tomato pie with mozarella should be able to stand on its own, assuming that the dough, sauce, and cheese are actually high quality, and that a simple preparation allows you to better appreciate the depth and complexity of those few top-tier ingredients without distraction. But in reality, yeah, if you're talking about generic chain pizza, the basic ingredients NEED enhancement.
true about new haven style. there's only 2 acceptable variants of the new haven style
>white clam from Pepe's
>mashed potato from Bar
other than that, all you need is plain cheese. god i miss new haven
>a plain tomato pie with mozarella should be able to stand on its own, assuming that the dough, sauce, and cheese are actually high quality
This is true for all styles other than flyover/Dominos style.
>some afficianados of the New Haven style
New Haven pizza is coal fired, so always has that delicious char on the crust which has that distinct flavor, but the hook is that rather than anchovies, a traditional pie features fresh littleneck clams. Having mashed potatoes and clams both is pretty unique and actually more their thing than the tomato pie. Same mineral-y fishy umami, which is flavor science. Their basic cheese pizza is always no mozz, but pecorino romano, sheep's milk, so it's not just a plain cheese pie.
My favorite in town is Bar pizza, clam potato and bacon. Delicious olive oil flavor too.
Looks like trash, thumbnail posting retard.
This, its arrested development. Probably child of divorce
I'm calling the cops
Muslims, israelites, and "picky eaters."
Or maybe people want to add their own toppings?
I'm now imagining some sperg showing up a pizza restaurant with a tupperware full of stuff he'll tip out onto his cheese pizza.
Vegetables sourced from their garden or meats cured by some hipster butcher in a shed.
Smugly pretending his cold uncooked crunchy vegetables on a hot pizza are nice.
raw onion on a pizza is unironically good and much better than onion cooked with the pizza.
I enjoy burnt onion more but I'm a fuckup
definitely not caramelized onion, leave that stuff for hamburgers
No, they are not. The flavor does not compliment it well and the texture combination is unpleasant.
Raw onion is tasty and fits it well. Literally nothing wrong with texture if the onion is fresh amd not dried.
what about the weirdos that MUST get pepperoni?
what about the assholes that MUST suggest pineapple when they're at a party or work function?
I get the pepperoni, it's just as default as cheese where I am from but FUCK pineapple and quirky pineapple suggesters
If its not a decent restaurant I dont really trust quality of the toppings.
How can people eat just a plain steak and not put sautéed mushrooms, onions, bell peppers, crispy bacon, steak sauce, bbq sauce, and spinach on top. Are they just too much of stupid babies to know that eating a simple thing is dumb
stupid comparison
it's a perfect comparison
Pizza is baby food regardless of the toppings
The flavours of the toppings affect how the cheese tastes. The cheese absorbs it all hence why I hate when people think you can just pick off the toppings and you get a normal, plain cheese - you don't. Anyone who doesn't understand this is simply thick. It's like thinking that if I take a shit on your pizza and bake it - it shouldn't matter because you can just 'scrape' it off after right?
>not getting a plain slice and absolutely COVERING it with dried oregano, crushed red pepper, and garlic powder
it's the only true everything pizza
Cheese pizza is already flavourful enough, extra toppings just add more calories
>extra toppings just add more calories
Not if the cheese pizza uses extra cheese.
9.95$ for a 18" pizza? what year is this from
Current Costco prices. They treat their food court as a loss leader. If they lose money or break even on specific menu items they'll eat the loss because it helps sell memberships and brings people into the door, where they'll likely buy things that do make the store profit.
No one worried about calories should be eating cheese pizzas anyway, anon
I make a large cheese pizza for less than 800 calories.
>thinks [group] are babies
>proceeds to whine and bitch and moan about them unprompted on the internet
>bro i can't have anything on my pizza i need it to be as plain as possible
>nooooo now it's ruined!!!! no i cant just take the toppings off because, i just can't okay??
You’ve never heard anyone say this.
Sauce, base and cheese are the only things that matter. Sure I like toppings but sometimes less is more, you gotta let the pizza itself shine and not put a whole fucking stir-fry meal on top.
>no i cant just take the toppings off because, i just can't okay
That’ll peel the cheese off and if there’s a grease bomb topping like pepperoni or bacon the grease and flavor will remain
So this is what it's like to have autism.
No autism is opening the fridge and being overwhelmed with food unable to decide what to eat
That sounds more like indecisiveness. Autists can't comprehend that people have different preferences. They focus on their own preference and wonder why others don't have the same.
That’s just called being right lmao sorry you make terrible life choices normalfag
There is no such thing as being right. This is a really hard pill to swallow, but once you do your life becomes easier.
There is such a thing as being objectively right but I've noticed the majority of people who use the word "objective" have no idea what it means.
There isn't any such thing as objective truth. Everything is subjective. Life gets much easier once you swallow this pill.
There is no explanation. It is just life. But it is good to question life since it is not absolute. Never stop questioning.
You also don't know what objective means. Or you're a solipsist.
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
It is not cool to lie on the internet my friend. Peace be with you.
I don't like you. What's your opinion on the triple point of water?
That is fine. There's no reason to have knowledge of such opinions. Cheese be with you.
There is no bitches here from what I can tell. Cheese pizza be with you.
Cheese literally makes you gay, what would you expect from a man child that failed to mature just like the cheese he eats haha
Cheese makes me very happy. 🙂 I'm cheesed to give you some cheese pizza. Say cheese!
Yeah that’s what I thought bitch
Sounds like something dumb my gf would say, waking up everyday must be a struggle for you
Your gf is a blessed soul. You should love her unconditionally and listen to her.
She’s a Pisces she does what I tell her to unless she wants a black eye, try hiding that with concealer haha
You have 200 words to explain why you have a preference.
Margherita > marinara, fuck you non-cheese pizza eaters.
for me it's
>thin crust white pizza well done
>sausage
>no tomatoes (if applicable)
"just pick it off" naggers are fucking worthless because the toppings affect everything else from the oils and other flavors seeping into the cheese and bread. it's fine to like plain pizza and not just want to pick it off since it can be embarrassing to do.
also fuck you if you're that homosexual at a party and also for weird toppings that most other people don't like. I know you're just trying to secure a bunch for yourself
>order 3 fuck huge pizzas for a party/event thing among friends/ friends of friends
>uhmmm can I pls get pineapple, green pepper, and mushrooms on my side
what the fuck do you mean your side I was just ordering pepperoni and cheese since most everyone likes it
>bro pls it won't go to waste
fine
>pizza comes and at the end of the night every other pizza is gone and only two slices are out of his
>nobody else wants to eat the kind he ordered even though they're were people that still wanted to eat
>left without taking it
I'm still unreasonably mad about it to this day. fuck you andrew.
i prefer my tomato, bread, and cheese served seperately, and prederably not touching, thank you
I love cp, as a heterosexual male I see no reason to not like it
I always thought "cheese only" was the safe option people picked for parties and shit to ensure everyone could eat said pizza. I like all sorts of things on my pizza too, but simple is fine. It beats some of the stupid shit people adulterate pizza with. And I get that other people would hate some of the shit I happen to like on my pizza.
And yes, you CAN'T pull toppings off. This is objective fact. They are literally glued to the cheese, or fucking under the cheese in some cases. Pulling toppings off results in naked pizza crust, all floppy and wet, and that just fucking sucks. No one wants that. And even if you were able to pull shit off by some miracle of grease, you will be left with residue. I know, I've removed the pineapple from Hawaiian pizza before - it leaves the juice behind.
Meh, I like eating pizza with many kinds of stuff, even the Hawaiian one. I guess I draw the line whenever I see corn being put in there.
I had no idea until recently that pineapple on pizza was such a pleb filter.
I'm cool with pretty much most toppings except for the heavy ones. Like artichoke or actual slices of tomato. It just weighs the slice down, it doesn't cook right with all that topping mass and it's impossible to get a bite that just takes like half the artichoke piece. No matter what you do, you're getting the whole damn thing but all the surrounding cheese. It's just unpleasant.
Literal quantifiable autism.
>nooooo now it's ruined!!!! no i cant just take the toppings off because, i just can't okay??
Away!
In Europe, we have 4 cheese pizza and it's actually well furnished with toppings. It's my favorite. I wonder why it didn't catch on in the US.
What cheeses
Nta but usually Mozzarella, Gorgonzola, Parmesan, and Romano
gorgonzola would be nice. idk whatever it is it looks amazing.
Came back to collect my (you)s, thanks everyone
I have gone even further beyond.
I like my pizza with just cheese. No sauce.
Oh yes because I really love eating a salad on my pizza as well. 🙂
cheese pizza is a pretty girl with no makeup.
This, it's the best pizza. Pretty girls don't need makeup.
Exactly. Toppings are for shit pizza.
here at Culinaly.org we love out cheese pizza and don't you forget it!
I mean, personally, I'm a vegetarian
so 99% of the time it's either a cheese pizza or a veggie one, and there's only one pizza place in town that actually does a decent veggie pizza
it's not that I'm averse to more toppings, it's just that most pizza places are garbage and only know how to put greasy, poorly-prepared meat as toppings
>cheese pizza
Why do flyovers call it this? The cheese is a given. It's just pizza.
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