Why are Germans so fucking good at making candy?

Why are Germans so fucking good at making candy?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How else are they going to lure fat kids to their cottages?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gretelkeks btfo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How else are they going to lure fat kids to their cottages?

        Now, I'm sure we can all appreciate a good gingerbread cottage, but come on, an entire university campus made out of confectionery is just pushing credibility.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit i fogot about these lil kinobites

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >3 layers of packaging
    why

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      German autism.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this better than hi chews?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Hi chews are too chewy and don't have much flavor.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Love Mambas but wish the strawberry and raspberry were two staples in every pack. It seems like more often than not I get one good one and then lemon + orange. Not even entirely bad, just underwhelming compared to raspberry and strawberry.

        >Hi-Chews
        Got these on accident once, legitametely terrible. Obscenely chewy, surprisingly little flavor in something so dense and chewy.

        >too chewy
        I don't understand you people

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also it has fucking chew in the name you tard

          hi-chew sisters, please relax. you can keep enjoying your grandma-tier candy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Love Mambas but wish the strawberry and raspberry were two staples in every pack. It seems like more often than not I get one good one and then lemon + orange. Not even entirely bad, just underwhelming compared to raspberry and strawberry.

      >Hi-Chews
      Got these on accident once, legitametely terrible. Obscenely chewy, surprisingly little flavor in something so dense and chewy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Got these on accident once, legitametely terrible. Obscenely chewy, surprisingly little flavor in something so dense and chewy.
        It's a gum substitute

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also it has fucking chew in the name you tard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hi chew has oil in it. Chewy fruit candy should not have fat content.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even matchup

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The sour ones are fucking fantastic, especially the raspberry

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll try some tonight.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah yeah Mamba is the bomb. We used to have them in Norway but then we started getting Maoam insted. They're good too, but I always get Maoam when I can.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me its those fucking polacks

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >iykyk

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So how do these compare to Starburst?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mamba is aryan candy
      Starburst is Israel golem goyslop

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always felt like starbursts were too soft and didn't taste as fruity.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mamba numba faiv

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