Why are kitchens like this?

Why are kitchens like this?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I mean tbf all that music is cringe and horrible, but to answer your question, boomers.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"uhh did Jims spotify just randomly play Miley Cyrus for 2 seconds before he changed it? Yeah bring him in here to get screamed at" - every chef ever

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So... Darude - Sandstorm on repeat?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      KEK!
      You just KNOW there's a backstory to this involving a linecook or dishwasher who had THIS as a playlist...on repeat.
      I worked in at a brewpub once in a college town where the closing kitchen manager would blast cypress hill every night...
      EVERY NIGHT.
      I mean, they were okay and all, but when Beer:30 (10;30) hit and we started breaking down the stations and moving to only apps, that shit shit got tedious.

      for the 4th time tonight...gheeeeehhh.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, I thought I was on Reddit. You really nailed their posting style.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >reddit reddit reddit reddit
          shut up homosexual, form an original thought

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Upvoated!
            Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >i did the maymay, Culinaly! he told me not to, but i did it! please accept me!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Not pl8bbit spacing your MOCK

                NGMI
                Edit: I still think it wis a b0t

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair I was thinking something similar when I was reading your post too.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >form an original thought
            No!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Prove you aren't just another boring flameb0t, homosexual.
          I've never poasted on that cancerous site, and the only shit I've ever seen from there was posted here, you roodypoo.

          >reddit reddit reddit reddit
          shut up homosexual, form an original thought

          I'm sure it's a B0t...Ignore it
          There's been a ramped up effort for the last what, 8 months? To absolutely turn these boards into shit nobody wants to deal with.
          Fuck'em.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        absolutely abhorrent post

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I worked in a small restaurant that decided to hire a dishwasher so the rest of the staff didn't have to round robin it. Plus we had a retard who washed his sneakers in the fucking sink.
        Kid was young but his music taste were shallow as most young people are.
        Would play white boy R&B a lot. He would try to make friends in the kitchen by playing thing he thought others would like.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oey vey shut it down the goyim know too much

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong Board, Fren. Unless you are gonna past the recipe for Reichschnitzel,
        I understand there were several variations. One being a vegetarian option...
        Really tho, leave that shit on

        [...]

        my hot take is that kitchens, no less restaurants should play music. call me a philistine but i would rather, as a customer and a cook, work in silence with the ambiance of conversation and kitchen sounds

        that's well and fine for anything worthy of a star, but just a production grind?Pffft! No way, Music can make or break the flow of a kitchen, and Just like muzak works on the customers, BOH can get a good flow going with the right music for it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Wrong Board, Fren.

          my favorite darude sandstorm cover is by foundring

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no 90s alt rock
    >except fucking INCUBUS
    ???????

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats how you know a woman made those rules

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with Post Malone and Miley Cyrus?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they both suck dicks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some people never get past the edgy high-school phase and think its cool to hate on popular music. Whoever made thst probably wears a patched up denim jacket and a stupid baseball cap with the bring bent upwards and fuck you written on the brim in white out or something similar.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's a pretty good set of guidelines tbh.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >funky town remix
    Oh no no no

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah my first thought

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LE INTERNETS TOLD ME THAT NICKELBACK SUCKS

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blasting absolute trash noisecore during dinner rush

    ?feature=shared
    and swapping it to enya for breakdown/close

    ?feature=shared
    was very comfy

    takes me back, post kitchen playlists

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people making $1 more than minimum wage restrict music the people making minimum wage can listen to as it's their own power in this world
    I've yet to hear any tales of the kitchen here that don't make me cringe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn’t matter if I’m peeling garlic with my toenails in a Chinese prison, if I have control over the music, we’re all going to be listening to what I want.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >country music not allowed
    It's time to quit when you have more hard drug addicts than alcoholics and stoners.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather listen to Mario's Mexican music at 8am than any fucking country, and I hate Mario's Mexican music.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm lucky my cook is 30 years older than me. i put on a playlist of a certain year, like today was hits of 1985 and it was a decent 6 hour playlist, she liked almost every song

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is she your gf now?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had a boss like this. She died from the big C in her 80's. She started in old diners decades before my mother was born. She was so used to reading slopping tickets and hearing people over screaming you could look at her and she could tell what you wanted. You weren't supposed to give Christmas gifts in a corporate kitchen but everyone did, and she could guess who left what anonymously. Fucking hell I miss that crazy old boomer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can do that with every year from the mid sixties to the early nineties and the playlist will be litty asf frfr. Ong did you just discover music?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was good because we both liked it. it wasn't like we were on first shift and had to listen to the top 40 twice

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *Plays my 10 hour Dungeon Synth playlist*
    *Waitresses immediately start sucking my dick and bringing me pints of ale*

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >She didn’t know nip is a slur for jap and thought the controllers were actually called nip sticks.
    ZOZZLE! The closest thing I have is when I was a kid...15 I think, my friends and I convinced my mom that nutter butters were called spliffs, and like truly asshole kids can be sent her to krogers to ask for them.
    >you MADE me look like a RACIST!!
    There's something you'll never live down.

    I...I dunno...

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my hot take is that kitchens, no less restaurants should play music. call me a philistine but i would rather, as a customer and a cook, work in silence with the ambiance of conversation and kitchen sounds

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You've obviously never worked in a kitchen. 90% of it is just repetition. You come in, there's a big ass prep list, you've made everything so many times you know all the recipes by heart. You bring a bin to the walk-in and just start loading it up with ingredients for 4 or 5 different things you can do all at once, and get to work. It's not fun. The guy who's standing next to you stands next to you for 9 hours a day. There's usually not much to talk about. You know all his stories and have heard all his jokes. You also know that you need to get most of that shit done an hour before service so you can work on your station and feel somewhat ready for the inevitable ass-kicking. Having music playing makes a HUGE difference.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shut up queer

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They have so little going on for them and that's why they have to constantly posture to feel important.
    We're talking about people who are proud of their ability to whisk a Hollandaise, man.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      npcs have been programed to not just find pride in their job, but to believe that they are the best at it and that everything will fall part if they dont do it because their job is the hardest in the world. they, specifically, are holding up the entire world and we should be eternally greatful for their efforts.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but to believe that they are the best at it and that everything will fall part if they dont do it
        >they, specifically, are holding up the entire world
        That's literally what it's like in a kitchen, though. You're always short staffed, you always have to do more than what's in your job description, and the only guy you want working X station is the guy who works it every Friday and Saturday. If one person calls out it's typically going to be a nightmare for everybody.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      npcs have been programed to not just find pride in their job, but to believe that they are the best at it and that everything will fall part if they dont do it because their job is the hardest in the world. they, specifically, are holding up the entire world and we should be eternally greatful for their efforts.

      If you are an adult male you have to act like this at your job, or else the other men will take advantage of you. This is why the both of you are Neets or grey men who keep getting passed up for promotion. You fear the alpha.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        an adult man doesnt have to do anything.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    total shit music, I agree witht the list

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one's thought about Borgore in the past 12 years. Was that kitchen just plagued by one autist?
    >Country Music
    oh it's retarded

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Modern country music is absolutely terrible. Listen to the “My Boy” and report back. That shit plays on repeat at my work every single day, me and my bros call it the cuck song and start singing every time it comes on.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *the song

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, its

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright
    Absolutely nothing but grindcore and power electronics, 24/7

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      'ere we go lads

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blasts CREED at full volume

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >any 90's alternative rock with the exception of incubus
    Zoomers have ruined the restaurant industry.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      10 years ago when dubstep was briefly popular was the worst time to be working in a kitchen with children. They actually thought that it was just regular music people would enjoy listening to while doing prep work, and not straight up noise pollution. That's the reason people in kitchens print out shit like this. It's either be somewhat passive aggressive or just flat out start hitting people or smashing shit when that same fucking Coldplay song comes on again and you're having a slightly off-day.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can only imagine how awful the musical taste of this person is.
    Every time someone pretends that they're above top 40 music, as bad as it might be, their musical tastes are usually worse.
    Their actual food taste is probably shit too despite working in a kitchen.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone hates everyone else's music and arguing about it is the most pointless and gay shit on planet earth

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Umm this is actually based except for number 13. No harm in rickrolling the kitchen.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My ideal restaurant would exclusively play classic rock and oldies songs, so I don't have a problem with this. Nothing newer than 80's top 40 hits in my establishment.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my ideal restaurant would play NO music at all.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because KMs are arrogant assholes. Worse if they're "trained."

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    100 gecs at full volume

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that mumble rap?

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats a reddit kitchen, making fake printouts for upboats. you think the mexican dishwasher or prep cook gives a shit what that says? hes gonna play his third world electric piano cock fighting music the entire shift and he doesnt give a shit or even know who nickleback is

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not letting Funkytown's perfection be tampered with
    Based
    >No Nickleback
    Not based

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