Why are small cafes like this?

>order tea at cafe
>ask for milk
>Ackchually I wouldn't recommend milk as it might subdue some of the astringencies in the bouquet

I just want some goddamn tea, not a culinary experience.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t go to shitty hipster places if you don’t wanna deal with shitty hipsters

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a block from my house!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine being British

        Mainland Europe Supremacy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Canadian. The problem is their coffee has that licorice taste these pretentious places like. No idea where they are even getting all these beans from.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah mate we don't have that trash in the Netherlands thank god. I'd get why you would then water down your tea with milk.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You look like a fucking idiot now

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why? Canada isn't in Mainland Europe and its pretty British.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you're an idiot for thinking he was british, eurobro

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take "shit that never happened" for $1000, Alex.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you retarded? What exactly is there to even be incredulous about? It's not like I got into a fight with the guy or something.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The whole interaction, that's what. Milk in tea is well known. The incredulous part comes in right where someone, a wageslave counterjockey no less, questions that choice.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well it happened. This is the second time actually and the half-filled thimble was the supply of milk he brought me for this whole pot.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >asks for milk
            >gets milk
            And the problem is...?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Board with the LEAST contrarion homosexuals

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just sayin': she got what she asked for so what in the fuck of a cunt Is the problem? Cuz wagey was in a huff? Who gives a halfpenny shit?
                I agree with wagey: some teas are best unmilked but my opinion is of little consequence here so if some lady wants milk with her tea, you can bet your Granny's fanny I'll provide it if asked, which is exactly what wagey did. So again I ask: what's the problem?
                Only women and homosexuals complain that they got what they wanted, holy shit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >She
                Preach it, sister!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Looks pretty condescending and passive aggressive to me senpai

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So fuck that dude

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Is he cute?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He propably has no choice because of his boss trying to be pomp and saving money... I've been a server, trust me if they aren't related to the owner. They are basically useless bots..

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >matcha tea
            Lol...if they ever did that to me I would just give them my best fuck off stare and walk out without paying.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's not matcha...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Didnt mean to quote that, was just quoting the pic

        • 1 month ago
          tea fascist

          >Milk in tea is well known.
          Yes, but not every tea is suited for milk. Black teas? I guess. Green teas? No fucking way.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It was a black guy tea albeit

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you never heard of matcha latte?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll take "shit that never happened" for $1000, Alex.
      I have worked in tea shop and I have said this to people.
      You're not gonna put milk into Darjeeling on my watch you fucking pleb.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I dont care if I want to take your Darjipster tea and dunk my balls in it while sipping a diet coke. Its my tea, I paid for it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're going to offend Printar Bahubaabat

        • 1 month ago
          tea fascist

          You paid for service, but the service does not include milk to this particular tea, sir.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Shut up and work faster wage jocky

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You can say I paid for the service when my tea comes with a handy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have put milk into a first flush Margaret's Hope Darjeeling. I'm not meming, joking, teasing, mocking or anything. I would never anyth about this subject.
        And no one stopped me. No one told me no. And no one cared.
        I still say that this exchanged didn't happen and even if it did, OP got what she asked for so idk wtf she's trying to complain about. That time of the month, I guess.

        I dont care if I want to take your Darjipster tea and dunk my balls in it while sipping a diet coke. Its my tea, I paid for it.

        That's a bit extreme.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm not meming, joking, teasing, mocking or anything. I would never anyth about this subject.
          >anyth
          lol

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >go to small cafe
    >ask for tea
    >they're out but they have a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s u v w x y z
    >leave in a huff

    Why are they like this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      O I C what you did there

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I once had a guy order a cognac on the rocks.
    I kept my damn mouth shut and served him what he asked for. What do I care?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fake and gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      See

      https://i.imgur.com/3rJteUS.jpg

      Well it happened. This is the second time actually and the half-filled thimble was the supply of milk he brought me for this whole pot.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've never heard of a tea shop looking down on someone for having milk. Heck a good place will also offer you cream or evaporated milk.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Oder matcha tea at a cafe
    >Tastes like dirt
    >Drink it anyways
    >Two big spoons worth of soggy powder at the bottom of the cup
    >Complain to the cashier
    >She looks somewhere else and does something else trying to ignore me so I go away
    >Supervisor comes (not called)
    >Show him the cup
    >Gets mad
    >Apologizes
    >Didn't charge me for the tea
    I bet that cunt didn't have a good time after they closed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Matcha tea
      >Tastes like dirt

      Checks out

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it’s suppose to taste like GRASS

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        matcha tastes great you LOSER

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Matcha always leaves powder at the bottom you clueless retard

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be too fucking lazy to make your own tea
    >have to deal with dirty hippies
    >have to pay more
    >have to travel

    The fuck is your problem OP?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have my own IP address at home :^)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm telling janny

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's their way of saying that you're a fucking idiot for adding milk to very expensive tea.
    Try ordering a cheaper tea if you want to add milk.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >order tea

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the whole point of going to a small cafe is to get specialty tea and coffee.

    if you just want an industrial cuppa then stick to chains.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      BuT iT's A bLoCk FrOm My HoUsE

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    milk goes in coffee, not tea.
    fucking limeys.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >being offended by a little milk

      just wait until you find out what the chinese were doing to tea before zen buddhisim took off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tea is a cup of nasty tannins that require sugar and fat to be palatable. Coffee has delightful deep, complex, nutty, fruity flavors carried by natural bean fats

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's the tea equivalent of telling you you're a bitch who orders steaks well done

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >small cafes...

    It's small because it's either new, it's niche, or it's shit. Usually two or at least one of these.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is do you put in the milk before or after the tea?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      before if raw unpasteurized like a 1700s peasant.
      if pasteurized then it doesn't matter.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where do you live. nobody in america except maybe seattle acts like this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Seattle/Portland of countries

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Milk in tea
    Bongistani, please go home.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    coffee and tea elitism are so gay
    for me, milk is half the enjoyment. it is a combo drink. but they think that is le bad

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