Why are they so bad now? What happened?

Why are they so bad now? What happened?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Israel probably is behind it

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're cumming in them.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah gravenstein mogs these shit apples

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nutrient poor soil and industrial fertilizers

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You grew up.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I recently realised that I despise apples. I have no idea why it took me 31 years to arrive at this obvious conclusion, but here I am. The taste is always off, always, it's either too sweet or too sour. The peel is chewy like rubber, why can't you be tasty like a pear peel, huh? Every bite sprays moronic amounts of juice everywhere, on your clothes, face, keyboard, it gets sticky and disgusting. The core is always dirty and looks like aliens planted their eggs there.
    I fricking hate apples.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slice the apples in to bite sized pieces while removing the core. Squeeze a lemon over the slices and sprinkle a littke bit of salt. Put it in the fridge for a few minutes to chill. Eat.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all that effort for middest fruit
        Nah

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Switch to honeycrisps anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      diagnosed yet or still in denial?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/8Hf6TA5.jpg

      Why are they so bad now? What happened?

      i live in Maine and the apples are spectacular. a family-owned apple orchard on a cool sunny day in the new england fall is pretty hard to beat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apples were literally serf food that masters would feed their slaves.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        We are all slaves to society modern capitalism is just serfdom with more cost cutting

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're a moron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't the rich people put apples in the mouth of a pig?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      i live in Maine and the apples are spectacular. a family-owned apple orchard on a cool sunny day in the new england fall is pretty hard to beat.

      Apples were literally serf food that masters would feed their slaves.

      diagnosed yet or still in denial?

      Switch to honeycrisps anon

      Slice the apples in to bite sized pieces while removing the core. Squeeze a lemon over the slices and sprinkle a littke bit of salt. Put it in the fridge for a few minutes to chill. Eat.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe people on 4chin write in plain straightforward prose and not shakespearian sonnets

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bidenomics

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why do my shitty monoculture apples bred exclusively for looking good and lasting forever on the shelf taste bad?
    LOL you poor idiot.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never liked Fuji apples as they seemed really bland. Maybe it's a regional thing but I always hear the same complaint about Red Delicious, which are my favorite because they're the only ones that taste apple-y to me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fujis are delicious, its the best apple out there!

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    don’t eat apples raw past their prime.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah they taste like nothing now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orchards run on commercial fertilizers just like cornfields do now. I have a Fuji tree and they're incredible. But I mulch and add "tea" to it and all kinds of things.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They put them in a morgue for a year after picking before they serve them to you in your local supermarket.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wokeness

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i buy them straight from Kashmir farm.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone took a shit in the middle of each apple

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They sit in warehouses for three years

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