why do americans have an irrational hatred towards beans? there is literally nothing wrong with them.

why do americans have an irrational hatred towards beans?
there is literally nothing wrong with them.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They don't.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's poor people food. we hate all foreigners, especially mexicans, and they all love them. Half of our country is mexican now, so you'll have "Americans" claim otherwise like

      We...don’t. They’re a staple of multiple American cultures. We’re just not degenerates about it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay /misc/

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are not very smart.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based and true. the only bean i tolerate is the white man's bean a.k.a the green pea. only shitskin goblinos claim that americans like beans, its why we call em "beaners". they are definitely not american and they are most definitely white (american)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not white*

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >white (american)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Disproved by the extreme popularity of Taco Bell which is almost entirely white customer driven.
        I'm not Hispanic and the 69 cent bean burrito was what I lived off of back in college.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a $1.79 bean burrito now. Thanks to Bidenflation.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >taco bell bean burritos
          What the frick are you doing bro?
          You can make a bean burrito at home that’s faster, cheaper, and tastier. Just buy some canned refried beans and some tortillas.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Putting in effort to make your own meals as an early 20s college student in an effort to avoid paying less than 3 quarters
            lol no

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It literally takes longer to go to taco bell than it does to make it at home

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You only think that because you believe Taco Bell bean burritos are the same thing as putting grocery store beans in a tortilla.
                Also walking 5 minutes to the Taco Bell right next to your dorm is less effort than cooking even if you could somehow assemble all the ingredients in a real Taco Bell bean burrito and prepare and cook it in under 5 minutes, which you can't.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >refried beans and some tortillas
            You would also need onions, paprika, salt, tomato powder, onion powder, torula yeast, and cheddar cheese.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You only think that because you believe Taco Bell bean burritos are the same thing as putting grocery store beans in a tortilla.
              Also walking 5 minutes to the Taco Bell right next to your dorm is less effort than cooking even if you could somehow assemble all the ingredients in a real Taco Bell bean burrito and prepare and cook it in under 5 minutes, which you can't.

              I swear, morons will make up the craziest excuses to avoid the simplest of tasks that would save both time and money while improving your experience.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My time even as a college student was worth more than a couple quarters. You're the one making weird excuses to force homecooking into everything even when you can get nice tasting food with a variey of ingredients priced in cents with almost no wait time.
                >durr you gotta save 69 cents my guy, just chop up an onion and make red sauce and put it together with cheddar cheese and beans in a tortilla and cook it, that's way easier than walking 5 minutes and being handed a burrito

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it literally is faster dumb frick. That’s without making that shit ahead and freezing it. How long do you think it takes to do that shit? Have you literally never cooked in your life?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Buy all the ingredients, make a slew of burritos ahead of time, and freeze them
                Or enjoy a nice 5 minute walk, pay a couple quarters, and get a much better tasting burrito without freezing and unfreezing it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that’s without making ahead and freezing
                Dunno how people like you make it through life

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The entire thing isn't frozen. Try freezing and unfreezing your Taco Bell order and it'll turn into inedible rigid cardboard.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Buy all the ingredients, make a slew of burritos ahead of time, and freeze them
                Or enjoy a nice 5 minute walk, pay a couple quarters, and get a much better tasting burrito without freezing and unfreezing it.

                Also who the frick even has a freezer in their dorm? Did you even go to college? At best you have some shitty mini-fridge.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I had this exact mini fridge/freezer in my freshman dorm.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Did you make homemade Taco Bell and fill it up with 10 burritos each week?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NTA, but I had an apartment type setup at mine with 4 bed/2 bath and a full kitchen. I was in an engineering course and we shared them with the sports guys. Everyone else had the shitty dorm situation.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much this verbatim, OP. My family grew up poor but even in a community with burglary bars on every window and door, we ate meat with every meal and most of the filler was either pasta or potato. Beans and Rice are for people who live in places with no indoor plumbing. Its not that anything is inherently wrong with the food as a source of nourishment and calories, its that both foods have the consistency of sand and if you can eat pork spare ribs or smoked sausages instead, you're going to eat those instead. Simple as.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe not everyone has the same preferences in food you do.
          I'm pretty sure most people in the US who eat beans with some of their meals are doing it by choice, not because they're some 1930s Great Depression hobo stereotype who can't afford meat.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The question was not 'Why does everyone hate beans' it was 'Why do Americans hate beans', you dumb mongoloid. Nobody asked about your personal preferences or why they differ from those of Americans.

            >inb4 I'm an American who loves beans
            We call those Mexicans, Cubans or Haitians because that's where they're from. Naturalized citizens have to be born here and you'll find the vast majority of household filler is in pasta or potato.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Are you even American? Basically everyone I’ve met loves Mexican cuisine, beans included. What’s next, Americans don’t like rice?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mexican "cuisine" is mid as frick.
                If an American claims to like it, it's because they're a fat fricktard whose diet consists of sugar, salt, and corn.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those things are hilarious. I see them in old people communities. Did they ever help anyone? Or did they just help poor people burn to death when trying to escape grease fires?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They definitely help in poor communities with single and double story dwellings which is most of them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        White America loves Mexican food (beans and all)

        What America hates is the British obsession with slopping beans onto everything and treating it like a staple food, and since British people are the most self-obsessed on earth they translate that to "Americans hate beans"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bean dishes are also a staple of almost every regional American cuisine. Mexican beans are only a small part of the American bean story. Think of a regional American cuisine and there is probably a bean dish. They're kind of a universal human food.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Americans don't eat a lot of beans outside of mexican food I reckon. The only major bean dishes that are really popular is chili and baked beans at barbecues

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Obviously non-white hands posted this
              And on the chance that they are white, they're dumb as frick

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Red beans and rice are big in the south, I grew up on those

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Valid

                You're reckoning wrong. As I said, every region of America has some kind of local bean dish. Also every immigrant group old and new from the Europeans, Hispanics, Africans, Asians, and all the ones I didn't mention have staple bean dishes.

                Just because there's some old bean recipe that was popular 100 years ago doesn't mean anyone's eating it today. I suppose you could maybe add Asian bean ice cream but nobody actually eats the stuff

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You say "vaild" to a southerner who said he grew up eating red beans and rice while simultaneously claiming no one eats hundred year old bean recipes. Which one is it, stupid? Or do you think red beans and rice is a modern invention?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's one food bro. Red beans and rice is a low tier BBQ side

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Black eyed peas too, which are actually beans.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're reckoning wrong. As I said, every region of America has some kind of local bean dish. Also every immigrant group old and new from the Europeans, Hispanics, Africans, Asians, and all the ones I didn't mention have staple bean dishes.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Baked beans are always a side dish with barbecue, which is common everywhere

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I dont think I’ve ever seen baked beans at a bbq joint, only pinto beans or charro beans.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This smug sense of superiority never comes from someone you’d never claim as superior

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We...don’t. They’re a staple of multiple American cultures. We’re just not degenerates about it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We...don’t.
      reddit af comment and way of typing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >af
        well isn't that the reddit calling the reddit reddit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol, you're a redditor to call out a redditor. You and phone post people are absolutely fricking loony. Whoooo cares. Reddit is huge. I don't get what even upsets you about it. Enlighten me. I browse home improvement and hobby shit once in a while. The people seem normal. As normal as here, anyway.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They make you fart because they have idigestible plant matter you stinky smelly little homosexual.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean?... I love beans! Beans are hilarious. Beans make you fart, farting makes me laugh, and laughter is good for the soul.

      Also, they taste damn good, if made correctly.

      no food makes you fart
      learn to eat slowly and don't eat air.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Our bodies CANNOT digest plant cellulose, which is what beans are made of. Instead bacteria in your gut break them down and then release toxic gas.

        It doesn't end there, beans are also full of anti-nutrients because they're seeds. Plants don't like it when animals grind down their children for food.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          plants want animals to eat their seed to spread them and give them extra fertilizer
          following your moronic logic all meat should be toxic

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're not "made of" cellulose, they just contain some. They're mostly starch and protein.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do foreigners think we eat nothing but 40oz steaks and McDonalds?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, you guys do have literal meat holidays. Multiple. It's basically a legal requirement that you MUST eat meat on Memorial, Independence and Labor [sic] days, least you be seen as unamerican. To refuse a burger on these holidays would make the baby Jesus cry and that's bad.
      t. Euro in Ameriland
      That said, whatcha cooking Monday? I got a fricktonne of baby back ribs and the missus is gonna cook em for a block party we're having.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's basically a legal requirement that you MUST eat meat on Memorial, Independence and Labor [sic] days, least you be seen as unamerican

        Only in a few areas does this apply. Everywhere else you can just say frick off, if you even have to.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t. unamerican

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i have hot dogs in the fridge.
        my wife is off on monday.
        i think i'm gonna try to fit 4 up my ass before she sucks this wiener.
        i'll wave a flag during.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >memorial day
        i was at bass pro today and they were giving away free hot dogs outside.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          did you cram?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            crammed it down my gullet, yes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >To be fair, you guys do have literal meat holidays
        You have so many Feast of <Blank> days you need a special calendar to keep up with them.

        >It's basically a legal requirement that you MUST eat meat on Memorial, Independence and Labor [sic] days, least you be seen as unamerican.

        I typically eat every single day. Crazy I know.

        Also while cookouts may be downright stereotypical they are not some kind of ritual one must observe. Memorial Day is to honor people who died at war, it's not supposed to be a festive atmosphere. It happens to be a day everyone is off work and it's typically getting warm outside again. Independence Day sure, lots of cookouts then. My own families tradition is actually buying pizza and watching fireworks from the back of my giant SUV. Labor day can go frick itself I don't celebrate communism.

        >To refuse a burger on these holidays would make the baby Jesus cry and that's bad.

        Burgers are for people who have no fricking idea how to cook. Ribs and/or Chicken are more traditional fare. And anything you can grill, including steaks, is fairly common too. What's ironic though is you act like we don't like beans but then act like we bbq all the time. Know one of the most common sides at a bbq? Baked beans.

        >That said, whatcha cooking Monday?
        I'm going to be in a hotel because I travel for work. I don't actually work Monday but I'm not getting a plane ticket to spend a day at the house before having to spend all of Monday at the airport again to be in place Tuesday for work. I bought some country style ribs though I'll probably throw in my electric skillet.

        > I got a fricktonne of baby back ribs
        Nice

        >and the missus is gonna cook em
        I'm going to have you deported.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Memorial Day is to honor people who died at war, it's not supposed to be a festive atmosphere.

          >cookouts
          >beaches
          >boozing
          >parties
          >unofficial start of summer
          >a moment of silence for war and shit
          >CANNONBALL

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's not how those holidays work at all...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        memorial is basically a 2nd unofficial veteran's day, but it's always a 3 day weekend that signals the start of summer (beaches opening up, lifeguards start their shifts at public pools/beaches, boardwalk shops opening up, etc.)
        4th of July is the actual holiday where everyone is a grillpilled boomer and sets off fireworks. "Cookout" is a Black person term.
        No one does anything special for Labor Day and depending on what state you are in, it's basically the end of summer vacation for kids in school and the week afterwards is when the school year starts

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Where I live, Labor [sic] day weekend is as much about grilling as Memorial and Independence, but yeah: Independence is the highlight of grilling season.

          >To be fair, you guys do have literal meat holidays
          You have so many Feast of <Blank> days you need a special calendar to keep up with them.

          >It's basically a legal requirement that you MUST eat meat on Memorial, Independence and Labor [sic] days, least you be seen as unamerican.

          I typically eat every single day. Crazy I know.

          Also while cookouts may be downright stereotypical they are not some kind of ritual one must observe. Memorial Day is to honor people who died at war, it's not supposed to be a festive atmosphere. It happens to be a day everyone is off work and it's typically getting warm outside again. Independence Day sure, lots of cookouts then. My own families tradition is actually buying pizza and watching fireworks from the back of my giant SUV. Labor day can go frick itself I don't celebrate communism.

          >To refuse a burger on these holidays would make the baby Jesus cry and that's bad.

          Burgers are for people who have no fricking idea how to cook. Ribs and/or Chicken are more traditional fare. And anything you can grill, including steaks, is fairly common too. What's ironic though is you act like we don't like beans but then act like we bbq all the time. Know one of the most common sides at a bbq? Baked beans.

          >That said, whatcha cooking Monday?
          I'm going to be in a hotel because I travel for work. I don't actually work Monday but I'm not getting a plane ticket to spend a day at the house before having to spend all of Monday at the airport again to be in place Tuesday for work. I bought some country style ribs though I'll probably throw in my electric skillet.

          > I got a fricktonne of baby back ribs
          Nice

          >and the missus is gonna cook em
          I'm going to have you deported.

          >I'm going to have you deported [because a woman is cooking your ribs]
          She wants to do it and I like her ribs. I see no downside to her cooking them.
          In a complete swap of gender norms, I'm making one of the desserts. I'm breaking out my house incinerator–i mean turkey fryer–and making funnel cakes in a wok. Ice cream on funnel cake is better than anything and tastes like American summer to me.
          >steaks
          Eh, while I'm a recent convert to a good steak, I feel like summer foods should be handheld or could (mayo salads, ICE cream etc).

          In the south we also eat a very large variety of beans just by themselves.

          My ex is a southerner but only ever are pinto, black eyed peas and red kidney beans. Never even had white beans before me, if you can believe that shit. What other beans are return in Dixie?

          that's not how those holidays work at all...

          >what is humourous hyperbole?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >What other beans are return in Dixie?
            EATEN
            What other beans are EATEN in the South?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you a real Euro, or are a you a Turk or Paki or something?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >humorous hyperbole
            I got the hyperbole part, but there's no humor there at all. It just comes off like a typical butthurt Euro with no wit or insight.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Good thing anon never said humorous, you fat, stupid c**t.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gonna roast a chicken.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I'm sure that's what your SoCal coworkers told you, I'm also sure at minimum one of them loves to tell you their from "maga country" to bolster their claims

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black person we invented beans

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chili with beans
    >baked beans
    >bean salad
    >succotash
    >red beans and rice
    >beans and cornbread
    >pork and beans
    >beanie weenie
    >refried beans
    >hummus
    >bean burgers
    >all kinds of indian bean dishes
    beans are commonly eaten and enjoyed in the usa in many forms.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the south we also eat a very large variety of beans just by themselves.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like beans, I don't like baked beans.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are brown.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Americans love beans, just not English style beans in a bland tomato sauce.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the fact that "english style" beans are literally made by Heinz (american company most famous for making ketchup) and are a relic of ww2 rationing is completely lost on brits today.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Heinz is like the worst brand of baked beans though

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why do americans

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We don’t hate beans we hate bong beans.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we only like Mexican beans!
      Based brownoid

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Y-YOU’RE BROWN
        Literally every country does beans better than bongoloids

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I see you're very passionate about beans, Jose.
          You still have to go back though sorry, we have the recipes now.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don’t get your knickers in a twist, Nigel

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Mestizo
              You'll never be white Carlos

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gm saar

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hmm let me see that trace ancestry before I concede defeat

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because my fellow Americans are homosexuals that no longer become adults and stay in perpetual adolecense. They eat nothing but junkfood and fast food.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We dislike beanERS, Anon. Beaners. Mexic**ts, Spics, our Little Brown Brothers From South Of The Border, lazy smelly greasy dagoes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >smelly greasy dagoes.
      those are italians you dumb moron, if you're gonna shitpost at least put a little effort into it. Also beans covered in brown sugar, bacon grease, and maple syrup are not a Mexican invention, if anything you shold be casting your stink eye at those beaver feuver French muttiods to the North for that one.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >those are italians you dumb moron,
        Nope. CS Forester, who was a far greater scholar of British culture than you will ever be, called the Spaniards "dagoes", and no less of an authority than the Oxford University Press, publishers of the Oxford English Dictionary, "the definitive record of the English language", confirms.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Beaners are Mexican. Just because they got buttfricked by Spain ages ago doesn't make them Spanish. That other guy was right, you're a moron. I also think the Oxford dictionary has the ans no cap and dumb shit it it, so get a better source.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leave Americans alone you filthy brit.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do britstains have an irrational love of beans?
    there is literally nothing special about them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's patriotic to eat like they did for 60 years straight
      Even rich people had to eat like that because the options were beans and chicken salad sandwiches
      Or not beans and chicken salad sandwiches

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beans kick ass. I had homemade black bean burritios last night and this morning I curled a huge silky dump around the bowl.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just popped a whole garbanzo bean, frick you mean

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know what the difference is between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can make your chick pee (squirt)

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hatred towards beans
    beans are mexican and mexican slops are disgusting.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean?... I love beans! Beans are hilarious. Beans make you fart, farting makes me laugh, and laughter is good for the soul.

    Also, they taste damn good, if made correctly.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    British beans suck

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sick and tired of pretending beans are bad or a meme food. I fricking love beans.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I found this beans per capita chart but there's only a few countries with data

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We don't, we just live in your head rent free.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beans aren't really a dish in northern illinois

    we only bust it out when eating mexican food

    it's potatoes, pasta, bread etc, with meat

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beans don't taste good

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