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Why do Canadians jerk off to this stuff? Do they not realize that it's a majority Brazillian-owned company?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only people that still goes to shit hortons is boomers out of a 50 year old habit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And redditors

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most Canadians will tell you it fricking sucks. The only people who go there are old fricks like said, and indians, who like rats, congregate in places of filth and primeval disgust.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It tastes like garbage
    Mine ran out of eggs one morning. Imagine a breakfast place running out of eggs, they had no foods available because of it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      was the jeets fault

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >It tastes like garbage
      What, the coffee? Not sure I'm Reddit enough to care about the nuances of coffee that tastes exactly like coffee.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Consider yourself lucky because mine commonly doesn't taste like coffee. Have even had it taste like drinking soap before

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's like going through cultural motions now, I don't know if anyone seriously thinks their coffee is good. It's just a quiet personal revolution against Starcucks ig
    Their coffee supplier sucks ass these days (rumor is McD's bought up the rights when Tim's let go, idk the truth of it), the donuts are nothing compared to even fricking Safeway let alone Your Local Bakery, and the food is really only good if you just need something brunchy to eat in some small-ish rural-ish town and the local places have all died to chains already

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do Canadians jerk off to this stuff?
    We don't. Not since every store has been staffed with indians. People legit call corporate and complain that ther e are too many indians and the indians there tell the call center rep to not write "indian."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're in Canada, the country whose main economic importance is as an H1-B waiting room. Tim Hortons is just the tip of the iceberg.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Tim Hortons is just the tip of the iceberg.
        but Tim Hortons is where a lot of people go multiple times a a day and it is always full of browns behind the counter. And since you actually have to interact with them, Tim Hortons is of major importance. A cashier at a grocery, you dont have to say one word to.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Tim Hortons is where a lot of people go multiple times a a day
          nice try, Tim, but you food is shit now and your coffee has always been burnt shit and no one eats there anymore

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Tim Hortons is just the tip of the iceberg.
        Yeah, you should major see Canadian landmarks on weekends. Indians love to show off by meeting up and making tiktocks about how they are taking over lol.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          TPD

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're allowed to leave Toronto. There's grass out here.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        there's indians everywhere now dude. they're like wienerroaches.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do americans really think canadians are still jerking their wieners over tim hortons lmao

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a donut shop, and if you're not moronic you might have noticed that in Canadian cities it has zero competition. Zero.
    There are more expensive franchises (and some independent), but you don't go there for the same reasons.
    Then there are cheaper places, like Coffee Time, which are typically filthy and look like trap houses.
    That's literally it, it's a monopoly. Dunkin Donuts is practically nonexistent here, and Krispy Kreme is exclusively for donuts made out of Crisco and solidifed diabetes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Were there ever donut shops in Canadia before Horton's? Like, any kind, even mom & pop? In the US, we'd always had donut shops, but ofc major international chains started shutting them out and you hardly see them anymore.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Canada had Dunkin Donuts before

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Any others? Like, real donut shops or just globalist chains? Have donuts ever been a thing in Ca like in the US?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            we had random mom&pops shops but I don't remember a a local "chain"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Tim Hortons WAS the real donut shop before it became a big chain. all of the industries in Canada are heavily monopolized because of lack of competition and lack of foreign investing.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's the same as Texans jacking off Bluebell or Whataburger, which are both shit.
    Or Buccees, which is just a gas station and general store with clean restrooms.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    timbits are the only edible shit they have

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nobody actually eats this shit anymore except for boomers and indians.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tfw im romantic about trips to tim hortons with my canadian ex as an american who was trying to move there

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Canadians don’t jerk off to it, Indians jerk off into it.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was told by some leaf friends that they started hating it back in 2018 or something when they switched from baking the pastries in the store to having it factory made and the quality took a nosedive.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this sounds about right and in recent years they've only gotten worse and much much lower in quality

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Their donuts are worse than 7/11's. That's beyond sad.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ngl the farmers wrap is still good. but yeah if im getting coffee im getting mcds

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tim Hortons built its following by being super quick. They were cash or credit only for years, until tap became a thing. just to keep lines moving. And they were cheap, and they were pretty mediocre. Cheap + Quick + Mediocre was a good combo. They went hard downhill in the 21st century, but by then had built up a kind of cultural awareness and connection to Canadian identity that propped them up. Now everything is dogshit, and everyone else is as quick as them, and they aren't particularly cheap, and their connection to Canadian identity is fading with each generation, so its mostly just old person inertia keeping them going.

    But back when I was a kid they still fried donuts in house and every other spot to get coffee outside of Montreal/Toronto/Vancouver was comparatively slow and probably lower quality.

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