god fucking dammit anon I love my Sleepytime Tea and now I have to worry about supporting some weird cult. I'm gonna read up on this and it better be fucking harmless
That's not even the only cult in the area. There was a huge fire nearby back in 2022 and for a while people blamed one for it. They operate a deli and an ice cream business among other things
I can't actually find anything about the Urantia Foundation being dangerous and cult like. It seems more like a bunch of people with some very weird ideas more than something actively harmful.
listen anon, pretty much everything made in the 60s was connected to some cult. Cults were the cool thing todo in the 60s and 70s, just like how years prior people would join yatch clubs, or be free masons, and all that shit. People act like social media is some kind of revolutionary technology, but humans have been joining supersecretclubs since the cult of the skull of the prehistoric era. People just wanna hang out with like minded people.
>Worrying about supporting whoever because you bought some tea
If you like the stuff buy it, if you don't then don't. It's that fucking simple, people need to grow the fuck up and stop worrying about what other people do with their money. It's like the whole shit about boycotting chick fil a because "buhhh the CEO doesn't like gay people". Who the fuck cares, either buy the chicken or don't.
The worry most people have about buying cult products is less "do they hate the gays" and more "is this Jeffrey Epstein sausage helping pay for helping rich homosexuals to rape children" typically
If there's evidence that your sausage brand of choice is facilitating child rape and they're not being prosecuted for it then whether or not you buy their product really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things
I only drink tea from cults that offer individually wrapped tea bags for freshness and convenience as a standard option. Like, bruh, how tf am I supposed to store or travel with a waxed paper bag full of unwrapped tea bags?
>Like, bruh, how tf am I supposed to store or travel with a waxed paper bag full of unwrapped tea bags?
zippy bag. Its how I send a friend loose tea bags
I wouldn't put the mint on your asshole, but it's a basic soap. You can clean with it, wash your dishes, wash your hair. I mix it 1:4 with water in a foaming dispenser for hand soap.
Anyone ever been to a Loving Hut?
There used to be a buffet style restaurant near me that was run by a cult. They seemed like friendly hippies, but I always wondered if they recruited with sex. They had a few qt "volunteers" working there.
there's a loving hut less than a mile from me. i went there once and the food was good, all vegan stuff. there was a tv inside playing weird culty stuff, but it all seemed pretty harmless
Why the are people so gullible to fall for this crap? There's so many nowadays! I get having a bad upbringing is one way, but these cults have smart people in them, very smart, do none of them think to run away in the night? Or better yet, get some weapons and go postal on the cult? Like fuck
Cults target people who are isolated and in need. Things like Alcoholics Anon where one of your 12 steps is acknowledging a higher power. If you think it's that easy go do some hard drugs, isolate yourself from your family, quit your job and then turn on the only people around who are trying to help you. If you want to try it hard mode try one of the places out west where the cults are the local police too.
>kissanime
Based. Kissanime, 123movies, maybe piratebay when I'm looking for some obscure shit and that's all you need. Haven't paid for cable or ~~*streaming*~~ services for years. Hell I would use dial up internet and just download whatever I wanted to watch overnight if that was still an option. 10/10 thanks yiffy!
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I'm not that much of an Anime guy..But there are a few that just can't be denied.
Can we consider Air fryer fanatics as CULTISTS?
the guy who invented graham crackers was trying to make an anti-masturbation diet. Eccentric people always push the envelope when it comes to gastronomy.
I dunno, I've heard bad things about the Jonestown Kool-Aid...
It is when you advocate for anesthesialess circumcision for adolescent boys, and applying powdered acids to the clitorises of adolescent girls to get them to associate their genitals with pain and shame. Also current Graham crackers have a lot more flavor and sugar than the original recipe ones.
>is the reason you’re circumcised
A nice corn based gruel substitute with enough flavor to palate out of necessity but not enough to be led into temptation, just like procreative sex should be. Thanks Wilt
>Women over 40 were to act as sexual "mentors" to adolescent boys because these relationships had a minimal chance of conceiving. Furthermore, these women became religious role models for the young men. Likewise, older men often introduced young women to sex.
Though they dropped the sex stuff, for the most part, in 1879 and in 1947 they panic burned as many records from their past as a communist sex cult as they could. So you're probably in the clear.
This is unironically true. I'm good friends with a former doomsday cult in Indonesia, and I say former because their matriarch religious lead died and now they're just a normal communal family or whatever- and they are genuinely some of the most skilled bakers I have ever seen in my life. Dated a girl briefly there. She and her sisters made these cakesicle things for my Aunt's birthday, literally a fucking blueberry cheesecake but in the form of a cake popsicle, holy shit, genuinely the best fucking treat I've ever had in my life. I miss her, she was the only woman I've ever met where I thought to myself "holy shit I have to marry her" but unfortunately I had to go back to the US since I was just visiting for a month.
Tim?
No, but every time someone reminds me of sleepytime tea, I'm reminded of Urantia's Adam and Eve story
iirc the founder was a follower of
urantia or whatever
https://www.urantia.org/urantia-book-standardized/paper-74-adam-and-eve
And now I have to go and look for what goyslop the OAHSPE people are responsible for.
I kek'ed.
>the founder was a follower of
>urantia
Kek really? I read that ince. Shit is crazy. Definitely better than the regular bible.
What are some highlights?
Aliens
Eugenics
Cultists make that tea? I always assumed bears made it.
It's the Cult of the Bear
Jamie pull up that bear cult. Yeah wow, fucking terrifying.
Waitaminnit...
>Eagles and Bears
Saaaaaaaayyy...Youse guys ain't...
The Cult of the Bear is a path to sleepytime abilities some consider unnatural.
Drink the tea
god fucking dammit anon I love my Sleepytime Tea and now I have to worry about supporting some weird cult. I'm gonna read up on this and it better be fucking harmless
https://voca.ro/1geadK2jFmmh
join us, anon
soon it'll be sleepytime forever
That's not even the only cult in the area. There was a huge fire nearby back in 2022 and for a while people blamed one for it. They operate a deli and an ice cream business among other things
is it a Yellow Deli? There's one like 2 hrs away from me. Should I check it out
I can't actually find anything about the Urantia Foundation being dangerous and cult like. It seems more like a bunch of people with some very weird ideas more than something actively harmful.
they should still be burned at the stake as a precaution
listen anon, pretty much everything made in the 60s was connected to some cult. Cults were the cool thing todo in the 60s and 70s, just like how years prior people would join yatch clubs, or be free masons, and all that shit. People act like social media is some kind of revolutionary technology, but humans have been joining supersecretclubs since the cult of the skull of the prehistoric era. People just wanna hang out with like minded people.
>Worrying about supporting whoever because you bought some tea
If you like the stuff buy it, if you don't then don't. It's that fucking simple, people need to grow the fuck up and stop worrying about what other people do with their money. It's like the whole shit about boycotting chick fil a because "buhhh the CEO doesn't like gay people". Who the fuck cares, either buy the chicken or don't.
The worry most people have about buying cult products is less "do they hate the gays" and more "is this Jeffrey Epstein sausage helping pay for helping rich homosexuals to rape children" typically
If there's evidence that your sausage brand of choice is facilitating child rape and they're not being prosecuted for it then whether or not you buy their product really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things
I only drink tea from cults that offer individually wrapped tea bags for freshness and convenience as a standard option. Like, bruh, how tf am I supposed to store or travel with a waxed paper bag full of unwrapped tea bags?
>Like, bruh, how tf am I supposed to store or travel with a waxed paper bag full of unwrapped tea bags?
zippy bag. Its how I send a friend loose tea bags
For me it's straight chamomile or chamomile with honey, none of this bear magic
This shit has never helped me to go sleep, am I doing something wrong?
It's not a suppository. You use it to make a drink.
They make the best soaps, too.
Be honest, wouldn't you rather buy from harmless weirdos than soulless megacorps?
Didn't know about Bronner, what's his All One God religion
Can you really wash your asshole and dishes with this shit or is it just a meme?
I wouldn't put the mint on your asshole, but it's a basic soap. You can clean with it, wash your dishes, wash your hair. I mix it 1:4 with water in a foaming dispenser for hand soap.
>They make the best soaps, too.
Unironically this, all hail Bronner (eucalyptus is my favorite)
It's the Timecube of hygiene and sanitation.
Celestial Seasonings a shit, everything they make now has added aromas and flavorings. Very shameful. They are the Kraft Heinz of tea
Bigelow sleep tea is superior. The one in the white package. I think it has mint, lavender, and camomile in it for the ultimate in drinkable snoozing.
does it really make you sleepy? I rememeber I had a friend who was trying to quit weed so he would boil 5 of these bags to go to sleep.
https://www.denverpost.com/2022/03/07/yellow-deli-twelve-tribes-cult-exploitation/
Anyone ever been to a Loving Hut?
There used to be a buffet style restaurant near me that was run by a cult. They seemed like friendly hippies, but I always wondered if they recruited with sex. They had a few qt "volunteers" working there.
Location? I need to uhh… visit
there's a loving hut less than a mile from me. i went there once and the food was good, all vegan stuff. there was a tv inside playing weird culty stuff, but it all seemed pretty harmless
>but it all seemed pretty harmless
That’s how it starts
i found the channel they were streaming in there
they got that dollar store ai
seems to b some thai new age buddhist ran by this ching hai lady:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ching_Hai
Never heard of it, sounds interesting.
>Another cult
Why the are people so gullible to fall for this crap? There's so many nowadays! I get having a bad upbringing is one way, but these cults have smart people in them, very smart, do none of them think to run away in the night? Or better yet, get some weapons and go postal on the cult? Like fuck
>doesn't understand cults
Cults target people who are isolated and in need. Things like Alcoholics Anon where one of your 12 steps is acknowledging a higher power. If you think it's that easy go do some hard drugs, isolate yourself from your family, quit your job and then turn on the only people around who are trying to help you. If you want to try it hard mode try one of the places out west where the cults are the local police too.
>Bag tea
Nobody quite mixes Kool-Aid like a cult!
I want to find a good cult to join. is this a good cult?
Just start your own...It's NOT that hard.
Fake it 'til U MAKE it.
Why did they do it?
>Why did they do it?
Whaich, and WAT?
**(i know who's wartchin')
Uh nevermind
WISE CHOICE.
I'm not.
It's ALL foppery and whim.
>kissanime
Based. Kissanime, 123movies, maybe piratebay when I'm looking for some obscure shit and that's all you need. Haven't paid for cable or ~~*streaming*~~ services for years. Hell I would use dial up internet and just download whatever I wanted to watch overnight if that was still an option. 10/10 thanks yiffy!
I'm not that much of an Anime guy..But there are a few that just can't be denied.
Can we consider Air fryer fanatics as CULTISTS?
Because the leader knew it was over for him.
>loving hut
Remember, it was Flavor-Aid, not Kool-Aid
the guy who invented graham crackers was trying to make an anti-masturbation diet. Eccentric people always push the envelope when it comes to gastronomy.
Ain’t different from no fap
I dunno, I've heard bad things about the Jonestown Kool-Aid...
It is when you advocate for anesthesialess circumcision for adolescent boys, and applying powdered acids to the clitorises of adolescent girls to get them to associate their genitals with pain and shame. Also current Graham crackers have a lot more flavor and sugar than the original recipe ones.
preparing a cuppa right now
Death to all Cults
Kill all Cults
Roundhouse kick all Cults
Behead all Cults
My psych doctor just mentioned this beverage to me a few days ago
was it recommended, not recommended, or mentioned in passing without comment?
>t. needs a shrink but can't afford one
I get the grand Dr Carl Jung to talk thru my life troubles on beta.character.ai
>is the reason you’re circumcised
A nice corn based gruel substitute with enough flavor to palate out of necessity but not enough to be led into temptation, just like procreative sex should be. Thanks Wilt
>Believed it'd prevent children from masturbating
Kek, so retarded. "MMMM these Cornflakes are so good! I have no desire to masturbate or feel sexual arousal!"
Corn flakes and circumcision were both separate wings of his plan to prevent any significant joy on this world altogether
Don't forget Oneida for cookware/flatware
I, foolishly, assumed that the cookware/flatware was related to the Oneida Native American tribe rather than some weird sex cult
I used to buy Oneida stuff at Bed Bath & Soforth. Was I contributing to sex with children?
>Women over 40 were to act as sexual "mentors" to adolescent boys because these relationships had a minimal chance of conceiving. Furthermore, these women became religious role models for the young men. Likewise, older men often introduced young women to sex.
Though they dropped the sex stuff, for the most part, in 1879 and in 1947 they panic burned as many records from their past as a communist sex cult as they could. So you're probably in the clear.
Oh, so it's straight shota. That's not great but at least the boys had fun probably..
Wait...
You guys know about the Oneida cult right?
The Silverware people?
Their "Theme song"
I remember reading about it after looking up the company
I'd probably enjoy more herbal teas if half the ingredients list didn't potentially mess with medication
Single minded love and focus:
This is unironically true. I'm good friends with a former doomsday cult in Indonesia, and I say former because their matriarch religious lead died and now they're just a normal communal family or whatever- and they are genuinely some of the most skilled bakers I have ever seen in my life. Dated a girl briefly there. She and her sisters made these cakesicle things for my Aunt's birthday, literally a fucking blueberry cheesecake but in the form of a cake popsicle, holy shit, genuinely the best fucking treat I've ever had in my life. I miss her, she was the only woman I've ever met where I thought to myself "holy shit I have to marry her" but unfortunately I had to go back to the US since I was just visiting for a month.
But nothing mass market? No purple root shit?
sleepytime extra actually works
it has a mild drug effect
I haven't experienced that with any other sleepytime-type tea
Not to be le edgy atheist but how is being in a cult any different from organized religion?
Plenty of nutters in the churches too