why do cultists make the best food/drinks?

why do cultists make the best food/drinks?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tim?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, but every time someone reminds me of sleepytime tea, I'm reminded of Urantia's Adam and Eve story

      Cultists make that tea? I always assumed bears made it.

      iirc the founder was a follower of
      urantia or whatever

      https://www.urantia.org/urantia-book-standardized/paper-74-adam-and-eve

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And now I have to go and look for what goyslop the OAHSPE people are responsible for.

        join us, anon
        soon it'll be sleepytime forever

        I kek'ed.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the founder was a follower of
        >urantia
        Kek really? I read that ince. Shit is crazy. Definitely better than the regular bible.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What are some highlights?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Aliens

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Eugenics

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cultists make that tea? I always assumed bears made it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the Cult of the Bear

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jamie pull up that bear cult. Yeah wow, fucking terrifying.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Waitaminnit...
          >Eagles and Bears
          Saaaaaaaayyy...Youse guys ain't...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Cult of the Bear is a path to sleepytime abilities some consider unnatural.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Drink the tea

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god fucking dammit anon I love my Sleepytime Tea and now I have to worry about supporting some weird cult. I'm gonna read up on this and it better be fucking harmless

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://voca.ro/1geadK2jFmmh

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      join us, anon
      soon it'll be sleepytime forever

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      join us, anon
      soon it'll be sleepytime forever

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not even the only cult in the area. There was a huge fire nearby back in 2022 and for a while people blamed one for it. They operate a deli and an ice cream business among other things

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is it a Yellow Deli? There's one like 2 hrs away from me. Should I check it out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't actually find anything about the Urantia Foundation being dangerous and cult like. It seems more like a bunch of people with some very weird ideas more than something actively harmful.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they should still be burned at the stake as a precaution

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      listen anon, pretty much everything made in the 60s was connected to some cult. Cults were the cool thing todo in the 60s and 70s, just like how years prior people would join yatch clubs, or be free masons, and all that shit. People act like social media is some kind of revolutionary technology, but humans have been joining supersecretclubs since the cult of the skull of the prehistoric era. People just wanna hang out with like minded people.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Worrying about supporting whoever because you bought some tea
      If you like the stuff buy it, if you don't then don't. It's that fucking simple, people need to grow the fuck up and stop worrying about what other people do with their money. It's like the whole shit about boycotting chick fil a because "buhhh the CEO doesn't like gay people". Who the fuck cares, either buy the chicken or don't.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The worry most people have about buying cult products is less "do they hate the gays" and more "is this Jeffrey Epstein sausage helping pay for helping rich homosexuals to rape children" typically

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If there's evidence that your sausage brand of choice is facilitating child rape and they're not being prosecuted for it then whether or not you buy their product really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only drink tea from cults that offer individually wrapped tea bags for freshness and convenience as a standard option. Like, bruh, how tf am I supposed to store or travel with a waxed paper bag full of unwrapped tea bags?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Like, bruh, how tf am I supposed to store or travel with a waxed paper bag full of unwrapped tea bags?
      zippy bag. Its how I send a friend loose tea bags

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's straight chamomile or chamomile with honey, none of this bear magic

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This shit has never helped me to go sleep, am I doing something wrong?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a suppository. You use it to make a drink.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They make the best soaps, too.
    Be honest, wouldn't you rather buy from harmless weirdos than soulless megacorps?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't know about Bronner, what's his All One God religion

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you really wash your asshole and dishes with this shit or is it just a meme?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't put the mint on your asshole, but it's a basic soap. You can clean with it, wash your dishes, wash your hair. I mix it 1:4 with water in a foaming dispenser for hand soap.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They make the best soaps, too.
      Unironically this, all hail Bronner (eucalyptus is my favorite)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the Timecube of hygiene and sanitation.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Celestial Seasonings a shit, everything they make now has added aromas and flavorings. Very shameful. They are the Kraft Heinz of tea

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bigelow sleep tea is superior. The one in the white package. I think it has mint, lavender, and camomile in it for the ultimate in drinkable snoozing.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does it really make you sleepy? I rememeber I had a friend who was trying to quit weed so he would boil 5 of these bags to go to sleep.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.denverpost.com/2022/03/07/yellow-deli-twelve-tribes-cult-exploitation/

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone ever been to a Loving Hut?
    There used to be a buffet style restaurant near me that was run by a cult. They seemed like friendly hippies, but I always wondered if they recruited with sex. They had a few qt "volunteers" working there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Location? I need to uhh… visit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's a loving hut less than a mile from me. i went there once and the food was good, all vegan stuff. there was a tv inside playing weird culty stuff, but it all seemed pretty harmless

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but it all seemed pretty harmless
        That’s how it starts

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i found the channel they were streaming in there

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they got that dollar store ai

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/fRABWXW.png

            they got that dollar store ai

            https://i.imgur.com/ACvVwyc.png

            seems to b some thai new age buddhist ran by this ching hai lady:
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ching_Hai

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never heard of it, sounds interesting.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Another cult

    Why the are people so gullible to fall for this crap? There's so many nowadays! I get having a bad upbringing is one way, but these cults have smart people in them, very smart, do none of them think to run away in the night? Or better yet, get some weapons and go postal on the cult? Like fuck

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't understand cults

      Cults target people who are isolated and in need. Things like Alcoholics Anon where one of your 12 steps is acknowledging a higher power. If you think it's that easy go do some hard drugs, isolate yourself from your family, quit your job and then turn on the only people around who are trying to help you. If you want to try it hard mode try one of the places out west where the cults are the local police too.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bag tea

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody quite mixes Kool-Aid like a cult!

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to find a good cult to join. is this a good cult?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just start your own...It's NOT that hard.
      Fake it 'til U MAKE it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why did they do it?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Why did they do it?
          Whaich, and WAT?
          **(i know who's wartchin')

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Uh nevermind

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              WISE CHOICE.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not.
                It's ALL foppery and whim.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >kissanime
                Based. Kissanime, 123movies, maybe piratebay when I'm looking for some obscure shit and that's all you need. Haven't paid for cable or ~~*streaming*~~ services for years. Hell I would use dial up internet and just download whatever I wanted to watch overnight if that was still an option. 10/10 thanks yiffy!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not that much of an Anime guy..But there are a few that just can't be denied.
                Can we consider Air fryer fanatics as CULTISTS?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because the leader knew it was over for him.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >loving hut
        Remember, it was Flavor-Aid, not Kool-Aid

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the guy who invented graham crackers was trying to make an anti-masturbation diet. Eccentric people always push the envelope when it comes to gastronomy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ain’t different from no fap

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, I've heard bad things about the Jonestown Kool-Aid...

        It is when you advocate for anesthesialess circumcision for adolescent boys, and applying powdered acids to the clitorises of adolescent girls to get them to associate their genitals with pain and shame. Also current Graham crackers have a lot more flavor and sugar than the original recipe ones.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    preparing a cuppa right now

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Death to all Cults
    Kill all Cults
    Roundhouse kick all Cults
    Behead all Cults

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My psych doctor just mentioned this beverage to me a few days ago

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      was it recommended, not recommended, or mentioned in passing without comment?

      >t. needs a shrink but can't afford one

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I get the grand Dr Carl Jung to talk thru my life troubles on beta.character.ai

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is the reason you’re circumcised
    A nice corn based gruel substitute with enough flavor to palate out of necessity but not enough to be led into temptation, just like procreative sex should be. Thanks Wilt

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Believed it'd prevent children from masturbating

      Kek, so retarded. "MMMM these Cornflakes are so good! I have no desire to masturbate or feel sexual arousal!"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Corn flakes and circumcision were both separate wings of his plan to prevent any significant joy on this world altogether

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget Oneida for cookware/flatware

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait...
      You guys know about the Oneida cult right?
      The Silverware people?
      Their "Theme song"

      I, foolishly, assumed that the cookware/flatware was related to the Oneida Native American tribe rather than some weird sex cult

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I used to buy Oneida stuff at Bed Bath & Soforth. Was I contributing to sex with children?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Women over 40 were to act as sexual "mentors" to adolescent boys because these relationships had a minimal chance of conceiving. Furthermore, these women became religious role models for the young men. Likewise, older men often introduced young women to sex.
          Though they dropped the sex stuff, for the most part, in 1879 and in 1947 they panic burned as many records from their past as a communist sex cult as they could. So you're probably in the clear.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, so it's straight shota. That's not great but at least the boys had fun probably..

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait...
    You guys know about the Oneida cult right?
    The Silverware people?
    Their "Theme song"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember reading about it after looking up the company

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably enjoy more herbal teas if half the ingredients list didn't potentially mess with medication

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Single minded love and focus:

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is unironically true. I'm good friends with a former doomsday cult in Indonesia, and I say former because their matriarch religious lead died and now they're just a normal communal family or whatever- and they are genuinely some of the most skilled bakers I have ever seen in my life. Dated a girl briefly there. She and her sisters made these cakesicle things for my Aunt's birthday, literally a fucking blueberry cheesecake but in the form of a cake popsicle, holy shit, genuinely the best fucking treat I've ever had in my life. I miss her, she was the only woman I've ever met where I thought to myself "holy shit I have to marry her" but unfortunately I had to go back to the US since I was just visiting for a month.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But nothing mass market? No purple root shit?

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sleepytime extra actually works
    it has a mild drug effect
    I haven't experienced that with any other sleepytime-type tea

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not to be le edgy atheist but how is being in a cult any different from organized religion?
    Plenty of nutters in the churches too

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