Why do I like these things so much?

Is it because I only ever eat them after drinking?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I only ever eat them after drinking?
    sounds like you were "assaulted" as a kid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      now why would you put assaulted in quotes?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ¬‿¬
        you know why

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >now why would you put assaulted in quotes?
        Probably because OP was asking for it, and then got mad when his dad didn't cuddle with him afterwards

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >dad
          That's a funny way to say he was drugged and brought to some tunnels in MYC and brutally raped on soiled mattress

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That happened all the time back then, it was like a handshake.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are they actually good? They look disgusting. I saw them in dollar tree the other day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are not something you would have for fine dining but sometimes you are traveling or fricked up drunk and you just crave some salty meat and they hit like a million bucks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's like taking a magic pill that instantly gives you acid reflux

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are disgusting but they're also weirdly delicious. Strong chemical taste, very troubling but I continue to buy them when I see them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The texture is also a little gritty

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it works like this, you take a bite and think its gross. But for some reason you feel compelled to keep eating it. By the end you are glad its over but somehow the journey was pleasant so they remain an "ok" snack in your head.
      If you have a weak stomach like a lot of the twats on this board you might have some issues

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have a really strong vinegar taste

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i think one would assume that from the "pickled sausage" on the packaging

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meat sticks are ideal drunk food, yes.
    >stating Red 40 twice
    What did they mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They added it twice

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite drunk food snack is the open faced peanut butter sandwich. Or a closed faced PB sandwich if you are rich and can afford to use multiple slices of bread.
    It has EVERYTHING: beans, carbs, protein, fat, fiber, AND salt.
    It's like eating junk food but it almost qualifies as healthy.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MSG

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I personally like Tijuana Mama Sausages because they are a great source of protein and are also low in fat. They are a good option for people who are on a diet or trying to maintain a healthy weight, as they provide the necessary energy without adding too much unhealthy fat. Additionally, they have a unique flavor that is hard to find in other brands of sausages. The texture is also tender and juicy, making them satisfying to eat. Overall, I appreciate the quality and taste of Tijuana Mama Sausages and consider them one of my favorite snack options.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have an equal amount of fat and protein.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this shit is awesome alone and in scrambled eggs with some potatoes onions and peppers

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No because you're a fat loser in everyday life. Drinking just confirms it.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf. i havent had one of these in years and i picked one up at the gas station today when i saw my aunt. come home and see this fricking thread, feds arent even TRYING to hide anymore

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