Why do Mooncakes look so Middle Eastern

Why do Mooncakes look so Middle Eastern

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do not call me a moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        REEEETAAARDDDDD

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        REEEEE
        TAAA
        RD!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        R E T A R D
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  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you ask an Arab or turk they'll probably claim they came from them. They're as bad as western blacks with that bullshit, but they do actually have some claim to real inventions, unlike blacks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >If you ask an Arab or turk they'll probably claim they came from them. They're as bad as western blacks with that bullshit, but they do actually have some claim to real inventions, unlike blacks.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        As you might see in this list, Blacks invented the engine, water, locks, shoes, guitars, bicycles, wheels, and fire

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >invent cotton planter
        >keep picking cotton yourself
        what's the matter with darkies??

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It invented a cotton PLANTER, not a cotton PICKER

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yes, anon, that's what I wrote
            very perceptive of you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >fire extinguisher
        >Tom J Marshal
        >T.J. Marshall is credited with improving the design of the fire extinguisher
        >improving the design
        Black folk lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >rotary engine
        >Andrew J Beard
        >In 1889, Beard invented a rotary steam engine
        >Steam Engine
        Black folk lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Horseshoe
        >Oscar E Brown
        >patented in 1892
        >literally thousand years after it was invented
        Black folk lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >GPS
        >Gladys West
        >She is known for her contributions to mathematical modeling of the shape of the Earth, and her work on the development of satellite geodesy models, that were later incorporated into the Global Positioning System (GPS).
        Black folk lmao

        man i wish i had the time to go through the entire list kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Air Ship (Blimp)
        >J F Pickering
        >patented a design in 1900
        >1900 was the first flight of zeppelins first blimp
        Black person lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >ice cream mentioned twice
        >a single named popping up a whole bunch of times, indicating patent grifters
        >some random nig invented the telephome system
        Nah. Someone post the racist debunk version and we'll decide which one too believe.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        verified the claims for 4 of these, randomly, and 3/4 were invented by white men

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The first commercial two-stroke engine involving cylinder compression is attributed to Scottish engineer Dugald Clerk, who patented his design in 1881.[2] However, unlike most later two-stroke engines, his had a separate charging cylinder. The crankcase-scavenged engine, employing the area below the piston as a charging pump, is generally credited to Englishman Joseph Day.[3][4] On 31 December 1879, German inventor Karl Benz produced a two-stroke gas engine, for which he received a patent in 1880 in Germany. The first truly practical two-stroke engine is attributed to Yorkshireman Alfred Angas Scott, who started producing twin-cylinder water-cooled motorcycles in 1908.[5]

          Around 1938, following a request by Numero, Jones began designing the Thermo Control Model A automatic truck refrigeration unit.[15] Jones designed the portable air-cooling unit for trucks carrying perishable food to prevent spoilage.[8][11] The Model A refrigeration equipment was attached to undercarriages of trucks. Chilled air was transported to the inside of the trailer via refrigerant tubing.[14] Because Model A was too heavy, Jones later developed the Model B. The Model B was smaller and lighter, but not durable. In 1941, Jones completed development of the Model C, which was mounted to the front of the truck. It was compact, light, and withstood road travel vibrations.[14][16] In 1939, Jones filed for a patent for the Model A and received a patent for it on July 12, 1949.[14][17] Numero sold his movie sound equipment business to RCA and formed a new company in partnership with Jones, the U.S. Thermo Control Company (later the Thermo King Corporation) which became a $3 million business by 1949.

          tl;dr: black dude who gets credited for inventing two stroke engines and HVAC actually didn't invent shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Hair Brush
        >Ice Cream
        >Lock
        >Elevator
        lmao what the frick? Ancient Egyptians had hair combs and so did the Greeks, Ice Cream had existed in some form in ancient China and locks and elevators have existed since way back during the Roman Empire and even earlier.

        Also there's TWO different names for Ice Cream here lmao.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Unbelievably delusional

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.blackinventionmyths.com/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think the mixed-race thing is a little nick-picky, but that still only gives them one more. Automatic Cut-Off Switch is pretty cool. Also, I believe several of his patents were purchased or utilized.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >ice cream scoop
          >100% legitimate
          I love black people 🙂 Thank you for this contribution, the perfect scoop every time!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        blackinventionmyths.com

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        we wuz inventazzzz n shieeeeeeeet

        >invent cotton planter
        >keep picking cotton yourself
        what's the matter with darkies??

        They can't do anything without a white man telling him what to do as well buck breaking the Black men and breeding with the Black women.

        OK all with a * since baklava and tres leches are both good, but I feel like their ties/trade with Europe helped form a proper dessert culture

        Total aryan here, tres leches is meh. I feel you could just dump an entire cake in milk and call it a day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a lot of Turks from central asia ended up settling in china, and a lot also went the other way and conquered big parts of the middle east (ottoman empire ruled nearly all of it for a time, and turkey is still there today)

      northern china especially has a lot of turkish inspired stuff, another example is beef dishes with massive amounts of cumin.

      so youre really just looking at what the turks/xiongnu/mongols brought to both places in their conquests

      https://i.imgur.com/m6ufM25.jpg

      >If you ask an Arab or turk they'll probably claim they came from them. They're as bad as western blacks with that bullshit, but they do actually have some claim to real inventions, unlike blacks.

      Clockwork

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a lot of Turks from central asia ended up settling in china, and a lot also went the other way and conquered big parts of the middle east (ottoman empire ruled nearly all of it for a time, and turkey is still there today)

    northern china especially has a lot of turkish inspired stuff, another example is beef dishes with massive amounts of cumin.

    so youre really just looking at what the turks/xiongnu/mongols brought to both places in their conquests

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    apparently mongol spies used to encode secret messages in the crust decorations

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe they remind you of Ma'amoul?
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ma%27amoul.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    moon cakes look delicious but are shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I had cravings for one then I ate it and it tasted like dried-up semi-sweet dough. Must be an Asian thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        mine had a salty hard fricking egg yolk in the middle. nuke china now

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          By the time I take a bite, I just throw it out. Its the candy corn of Chinese New Years so I rarely if ever make it to the center.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I usually buy the ones with bean paste or lotus jam, but accidently bought two of the kind with not one but two salted egg yolks in it. I ate the first one dry, as is, and didn't really like it, but I had the second with some really bitter tea and it went well.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All ethnic desserts suck
        Anyone here on the off chance runs an ethnic restaurant, just sell ice cream, everyone loves ice cream
        No bean flavors, either, no tea
        Chocolate and vanilla, maybe coffee

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Arab/Persian and Indian desserts are similar to Western Tastes tho, date paste and Pistachio are actually sweet compared to Asians who use Ingredients that are more savoury

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            OK all with a * since baklava and tres leches are both good, but I feel like their ties/trade with Europe helped form a proper dessert culture

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Those are turkish at best and turks aren't arabs or persians and historically have largely depended on western imports of all kinds in addition to squatting on the ruins of byzantine empire with its greek population.

              One thing they can get credit for is coffee, which goes great with desserts.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the frick up tastelet.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          true. however, id go even further and say only peoples who live on the alps can make good dessert

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      man I had mooncake for the first time last year and im going through withdrawal because the fricking things are seasonal

      I crave that white lotus double yolk mooncake once a fricking week and i cant have it unless I import the damn things direct from china

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, just make them at this point. Sounds like it would be worth the investment for specialty ingredients and a baking tray or whatever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its because they're made for looks, not for taste, they're gifted then thrown away in the overflowing garbage cans in the streets, the chinese take pride in wasting food

      mine had a salty hard fricking egg yolk in the middle. nuke china now

      salty yolk is the trad filling

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because Chinese and Arabic characters just look like round patterns to you.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    china was connected to persia. they had middle eastern traders doing business with them for like a thousand years my dude.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where do I get good mooncakes with red bean and egg yolk instead of lotus?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      any good bakery will make all flavors

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "good"
        I think we've settled the ice cream versus this shit argument pretty well

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nooo you have to love the dry bread pods with smushed beans inside it's soo traditional and authentic, yummy this is what real dessert should be like

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        God i hat this shit with food.

        Just go down to your local koreolaotian fruit monger and pick one up, you do have an albanian punch seller in your neighborhood right anon?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          but if you're already eating a lotus mooncake, there's a decent chance of finding the other flavors nearby

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