Why do people eat in buffets?
A hundred nasty unwashed boomer hands have been jiggling above the food, releasing ass bacteria onto the food and the temperature makes it perfect for the ass bacteria to reproduce. By the time you get there to eat there is a wienertail of 20 different strains of ass bacteria. It's disgusting
its for people that have walking bottomless landfills called "children" to go fill them up at the food troughs for a per plate fee.
I'm a giver, not a taker
I don't get it..
Kids are well mannered in France
Seems like it's a amerilard-only issue
how come all the streets in Paris smell like peepee
Everywhere in France smells like piss
Niggs, you have those too.
Still better than New York's homeless poo
maybe if your immune system wasn't so weak you wouldn't be so afraid of a little bacteria.
< *gets week-long diarrhea, bleeds from butthole*
t. licks doorknobs for fun
>zoomer “understanding” of bacteria
Do you use doors?
If you’re scared of buffets yet so much as touch a fricking door handle, you’re literally too moronic to even correctly fear what you’re afraid of.
Eating at buffets is the equivilent of licking doorknobs, not touching them with your hands
Then stop licking the utensil handles, zoomtard.
The ass bacteria is ON the food. moronic ass boomers keep throwing the utensils into it
How is it that no matter what moronic behavior you can think of to attribute to boomers, it's always literally true when you think about it? How did these zombies live long enough to procreate? Their existence should have been a mass human extinction event.
Even in OPs picture some boomgay threw the whole utencil on top of the chicken without a care in the world. It's like they are genetically programmed to sabotage other people once they got what they want
It’s hilarious you think you aren’t eating ass bacteria and all other manner of bacteria every time you eat or drink just about anything.
Even a legit crazy germaphobe knows this. You’re just a moron who wants to complain about muh boomers.
There's a difference between eating 1 chefs ass bacteria and wienertail of 50 nasty boomers ass bacteria
>but boomers!
>and boomers!
>did I mention boomers?
Yes, anon. Everyone can see what your thread is about.
they are the primary clientele at buffets. why does that make you so upset?
>y u mad tho?
Anon, every single post of yours from the first has been literal mad. Trying to project now is just silly.
buffets are perfect for strengthening your childrens immune systems
thats the only thing they're good for. adults order a la carte while the kids eat at the buffet
I hate buffets. They bring out the worst in people
There's no escaping food poisoning unless you're cooking for yourself. The staff at any restaurant are no more sanitary then the other customers.
Fair. Really depends on the clientele. I love my local Chinese buffet. Big families and kids from the nearby high school mostly. Usually quiet despite that.
anyone got that webm of the guy pirating soup?
>A hundred nasty unwashed boomer hands have been jiggling above the food, releasing ass bacteria onto the food and the temperature makes it perfect for the ass bacteria to reproduce. By the time you get there to eat there is a wienertail of 20 different strains of ass bacteria. It's disgusting
Only homosexuals are germaphobes. If only you guys were as concerned about the bacteria on the dicks going in your ass we wouldn't have monkey pox and aids.
It's cheap if you can eat a lot. Lots of variety, too. Plus you get to build an immune system.
So are you okay going right when they open if there’s no crowd?
Absolutely. At that point it's no different than an ordinary restaurant visit in terms of food poisoning risks
This. Everyone who goes to a buffet later in the day gets food poisoning. Thousands of people die every year from it.
Buffets are for fat people or people with kids who are on a tight budget. Normal people dont eat there. Simple as
I'll eat buffet, just not in a third world country like the US of ass
Because we're fricking hungry, and we want as much variety of food as possible while dealing with as few people as possible. We realize that the "sneeze" guard is about as effective as the TSA, but we also realize that our own kitchens at home would probably be scored an 'F' by any Health Inspector worth their salt (no pun intended), so you really just wind up sounding like a germophobe. Ever been to a cookout, dude? Or barbecue, or whatever white people call it? Pot-Luck? It's the same thing, Einstein. And I've have some buffet that would melt your momma's breasts, if you have a mom with breasts - granted, it was "The Lady and Sons" that Paula Deen owned and managed, but you know what? It was still just another buffet, so take your elitism and shove it, lol.
P.S. I really, really, really miss Indian Food Buffets in this pseudo-post-Covid world...
Hence, the pic-related of anger.
>muh bacteria
See it as a chance to strengthen your soi inmune system