Why do people eat this garbage? It smells like a rotting corpse and its toxins cause human eyes to tear up.

Why do people eat this garbage? It smells like a rotting corpse and its toxins cause human eyes to tear up. It's obviously saying "get the frick away from me you stupid shit". Not to mention it tastes like ass and makes you want to vomit. It's poison.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    because they have taste unlike you

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If only it was semen so you could enjoy it

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope both teams enjoy themselves

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and its toxins cause human eyes to tear up.
    Lately I've been cooking onions and garlic whole to avoid this. Chopping them up when raw is what makes them pungent. Cooking them whole makes them mild but you still get all the flavor. I also noticed by doing this that garlic doesn't linger on my breath and skin.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn only feb and OP already a strong contender for KWABOTY

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    have you considered the idea that maybe you're fricking stupid
    stop making stupid fricking threads moron onions are god damn delicious. you just wanted attention so you made a stupid fricking thread. eat fricking shit dumbass you're boring and have no personality

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you cook them, they become sweet and savory. Splash of soy sauce while they are cooking, doesn't get any better than that.

    >t.guy who just cooked himself a whole onion and is enjoying it right now

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to beat up OP irl

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Onions are a cheap and delicious source of prebiotic fiber which is amazing for your gut health and therefore overall health.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    not liking raw alliums is a sign that youre not gonna make it

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of my ex gf who was really only useful in the bedroom. She would attempt to cook for us and just frick everything up but I specifically remember her throwing some child like tantrum over how badly the onions made her cry. Like she was screaming over the onions as if they had just decked her square in the nose, causing her eyes to well up with tears.

    Ahh, good times. But seriously op, don't be a homosexual. Onions are good for you and may help boost your testosterone(which sounds like what you need)

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    every good recipe starts with onions and garlic 🙂

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're supposed to cook most onions. Why do children come here?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only onions typically consumed raw are the red ones, used in salads and sandwiches/burgers. They're a little more mellow with lower acidity than the other cultivars. You're supposed to cook the others.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat my butthole you gay b***h

  16. 2 months ago
    Lord Whitexican

    onions are good. youre just low t. i cook with onions and jalapeños all the time. sometimes i even slice them up and add them raw to tacos

    watr

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because some of us aren’t a small homosexualy Incel man baby trolling the internet for dopamine hits you spineless little c**t

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    anon im afraid you have a tiny little baby's palate and its terminal

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHALLOT CHADS RISE UP

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It smells like a rotting corpse
    as someone that has smelt a rotting corpse, no, no it does not

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >somebody let the self-absorbed make threads again

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    An onion a day keeps the cheeseburger at bay.
    I like onions. I put half a raw yellow onion on each cheeseburger.
    My friends eat burgers, too. They don't like onions. They aren't fat. They do the exercise. They have health problems.
    I am fat. I don't have other health problems. Doc says numbers is amazing and don't be fat.
    I like onions. Black dirt onions is what they grow around here; very good onions. I eat onions everyday. Raw onions is best but cooked onions are good, too. Caramelized onions are good, too. Some people have never had caramelized onions. This is because they add some brown stuff to their onions and don't cook them enough so they get brown onions that aren't caramelized. This is fine because onions are yummy, but they aren't caramelized onions so it's important to know. You want the onions to get really dark brown. If you have a lot of them together, they might even look black. They shouldn't be burnt, tough. This is how you know you have good caramelized onions. Caramelized onions are great with raw onions.
    I like the raw yellow onions. They say the red onions is stronger. I don't know. I haven't met an onion I didn't like.
    They also say not to store your onions in the fridge. I never had a problem with that. Now I wouldn't put a cut onion back in the fridge; the flavor changes not in a good way. Back in the day you would store your onions in the root cellar in some dirt with your other roots. Supposedly this was the best way to store your roots for the winter. Most houses don't have those anymore these days.
    Onions also keep the magas away. Onions is part of the allium family. If there are two things magas don't like it's ethnic foods like onions and garlic and alliums. My neighbor is a maga. He is respectful because I have a bigger truck than him so he doesn't bother me about grilling onions.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of older folks don't like onions. They are too ethnic as they called them. I think it's because they didn't believe that onions and cress go together. But I'm still alive and they aren't so I like to believe that onions have won that war. They say that it's only when Napoleon ran out of onions did he begin to lose. Personally, I think it's because the Russians had more onions. I think when the French saw the church of onions, they realized they could not win against an onion cult. These days they are eating less onions I read. I guess it's like steak tartar. Onions sure are strong. I think that makes them delicious and nutritious.
      I read that a lot of animals can't handle the onions. They say eating onions is what separates us from the monkeys. I don't know about that. I think they would like onions, too. Gorillas and chimpanzees seem to like onions. It must be strange for other animals to see walking talking onion eating animals. Maybe they are jealous of us for being able to eat onions. They know it's delicious but they can't eat them. I guess it's like being allergic to onions. I'm glad that I can eat onions. I like onions.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        An onion a day keeps the cheeseburger at bay.
        I like onions. I put half a raw yellow onion on each cheeseburger.
        My friends eat burgers, too. They don't like onions. They aren't fat. They do the exercise. They have health problems.
        I am fat. I don't have other health problems. Doc says numbers is amazing and don't be fat.
        I like onions. Black dirt onions is what they grow around here; very good onions. I eat onions everyday. Raw onions is best but cooked onions are good, too. Caramelized onions are good, too. Some people have never had caramelized onions. This is because they add some brown stuff to their onions and don't cook them enough so they get brown onions that aren't caramelized. This is fine because onions are yummy, but they aren't caramelized onions so it's important to know. You want the onions to get really dark brown. If you have a lot of them together, they might even look black. They shouldn't be burnt, tough. This is how you know you have good caramelized onions. Caramelized onions are great with raw onions.
        I like the raw yellow onions. They say the red onions is stronger. I don't know. I haven't met an onion I didn't like.
        They also say not to store your onions in the fridge. I never had a problem with that. Now I wouldn't put a cut onion back in the fridge; the flavor changes not in a good way. Back in the day you would store your onions in the root cellar in some dirt with your other roots. Supposedly this was the best way to store your roots for the winter. Most houses don't have those anymore these days.
        Onions also keep the magas away. Onions is part of the allium family. If there are two things magas don't like it's ethnic foods like onions and garlic and alliums. My neighbor is a maga. He is respectful because I have a bigger truck than him so he doesn't bother me about grilling onions.

        thank you abe simpson for this post

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    glowie big onion slide propaganda

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The entire allium family is there so that it irritates your tastebuds and makes you actually taste the other ingredients due to salivation. Garlic, shallots, leeks, onions. You name it. Have you ever eaten a pizza or spaghetti in your life? Garlic and onions.
    You're the one with defective tastebuds.

    Next you'll tell us salt sucks because it tastes like sawdust and dehydrates you.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    rinse your cut onions in a bowl or strainer a couple of times and you'll be surprised at how much of the bad odor and spice comes out of them, leaving behind the sweetness.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    onion > soy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hmm no filter anymore interesting.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP mad because he got bullied by a vegetable

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