Why do people pretend that Americanized Chinese food isn't good? It's frickin good.

Why do people pretend that Americanized Chinese food isn't good? It's frickin good.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there is no such thing as chinese food because chinese people absorb nutrients via photosynthesis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thats what mao thought too.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Love cheesy Krab in the buffet. It's why I use the buffet as a vomitorium.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every Chinese restaurant in the US cuts corners and serves up the equivalent of nuclear waste on a plate.
    >mystery black garlic sauces
    >oily and greasy
    >cheapest cuts of meats and seafood sourced from who the frick knows where
    >produce is toxic shit covered in pesticides
    >unhealthy cooking oils
    >msg

    FRICK Chinese food, there's a reason why Chinese males have the same body types as baby seals and Indian women. Fricking shits have 0 standards.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’d wager conditions are miles better than any place that employs Black folks. As for ingredients, they buy from Sysco like everyone else. Maybe back in the 80s and before that happened, but it’s cheaper and easier to just buy from distributors these days.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Real Chinese food uses authentic gutter oil you are correct

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe 10 years ago, the government has found a way to get them to stop by paying them more for gutter oil than the food stalls would

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you for clearing that up, Chang!
          .05 Good Citizen points have been added to your social credit score. Please keep these anti-racist posts up and inform about the Glorious CCP! Our dear leader thanks you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >people pretend Americanized [sic] Chinese food isn't good
      Who?

      Oh. This homosexual:
      >mystery black garlic sauces
      It's garlic, chilli, soya sauce, sugar, MSG and starch.
      >oily and greasy
      Are they not the same thing?
      >cheapest cuts of meats and seafood sourced from who the frick knows where
      How do you know?
      >produce is toxic shit covered in pesticides
      How do you know?
      >unhealthy cooking oils
      How do you know?
      >msg
      Is delicious.

      I’d wager conditions are miles better than any place that employs Black folks. As for ingredients, they buy from Sysco like everyone else. Maybe back in the 80s and before that happened, but it’s cheaper and easier to just buy from distributors these days.

      >Sysco
      Not the few restaurant owners I know. Maybe most others do, but the ones I personally know don't. They get their stuff from a different source I won't go into. Now, if that source gets it from Sysco, idfk, but I don't think they do.
      Why do you think everyone gets their food from Sysco? Not trying to set up a "gotcha!" here. Just keep seeing this shit on Culinaly and wondering just how a single company can supply literally everyone, especially since I know for a fact that the restaurant owners I know don't get things from Sysco (or, at least, not directly).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sysco is the largest restaurant supply company in the USA, with 17% of the total market share, along with being a major supplier of other goods used in the hospitality industries. It's kind of a meme, but we're still talking about 1 out of every 6 restaurants in the USA being a Sysco customer. Though IIRC Han Feng Inc. and its subsidiaries is the largest wholesale supplier to Chinese restaurants in the USA.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >han feng
          Yeah, something like that. I don't speak Chinese very well, but I know that the restaurant owners I know, both Chinese and otherwise, get their stuff from some Chinese supplier or a local, supercheap restaurant supply store. I don't own a resto myself, but have accompanied friends who do when they've gone to the supply store and gotten some things with them but again, idk if the store is supplied by Sysco. Good to see he's doing something these days. Can't live off Thong Song forever.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Asian places in particular have a dedicated Asian foods supplier. I wouldn't be surprised if sysco had some of their business but if you're buying bulk pickled mustard greens you'd probably want a lil chinese fella driving the truck

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, they were slated to purchase US Foods, but a judge ruled that the combined Sysco-US Foods would control 75% of the United States food service industry
        So there's that
        (the merger fell through, and Sysco's gone back to buying up smaller companies over time rather than risk one big sale that gets them labeled a monopoly)

        75%. Of the entire industry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks MSG is bad
      ngmi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Chinese are filthy animals

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s what happens people arrive in America

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you pretending that American food isn’t like this in general

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i need the authentic stuff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dont thing gutter oil is a real thing

      Its faked for some unknown reason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bet you that is a grease trap and not exactly a sewer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        have you ever smelled a grease trap

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Take your meds, schizo.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The average person has become to snooty to admit to liking something of such usually low quality. But despite its low cost, it is in fact still great food.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That woman has a look on her face like the staged photo is no consensual
    Which one of you depraved incels dress her up like this?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Amazing how shitty the kids became in just one generation

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The kids are all right. You're not.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How on earth did you come to that conclusion ?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not a conclusion, an observation. Cope

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That sentence means nothing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Go back to school, son. You seem semi-retarted

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Teenagers scare the living shit out of me.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Don't. Teen are cool, maybe messed was in my boomer years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >grandparents/older-gen can appreciate the Americanized food, while it is not authentic, it is still tasty
      >snotty kids who have no true connection to the country act stuck-up for no reason
      like pottery
      They did this same series with Mexicans and taco bell, same shit with the older people enjoying the food for what it is and the younger gen throwing a fit over it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They did this same series with Mexicans and taco bell,

        I really like a few things at taco bell , but as a white guy that vacations in mexico every year, the food down there is legit amazing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no it's not lmao
          taco bell crushes whatever goyslop mexico puts out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        honestly wish race wouldnt exist so they would stfu, or that everyone was immortal but couldnt procreate so zoomies wouldnt exist and would know better

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hate those fricking kids in the videos.
        I’m half mex and white and I fricking love Taco Bell and most other mex or mixed people my age do too. Though I live in south Texas, and these kids are more than likely from California.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All the mexicans where I'm at in oregon love taco bell.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That’s because it’s fricking based. That much food for that cheap is unheard of. I’ll eat Mexican food when I’m in the mood for Mexican food, and I’ll eat Taco Bell when I’m drunk or want some nacho cheese sauce and Baja blast.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            taco bell is decent for stoner/hang over food and if you're on a budget. something like an aguachile would cost $16+ and you can't always get that

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >if you're on a budget
              Not anymore, anything other than the $5 online only box is a ripoff

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You know why? They edit out the ones who aren’t morons because drama is revenue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol at the uppity second gen kids. their entire identity is MUH AUTHENTIC FOOD.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >authentic food
        They've never had authentic food. As soon as their parents and grandparents came over, their style of cooking changed. They had access to different ingredients and had to change their cooking to fit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Chink here. Shut the frick up you fricking virtue signaling homosexual. No other chink I've ever met gives a shit. We b***h at each other for cooking shit wrong but if some gweilou wants to praise chinese food we're all proud of it because we have a working cultural identity. I don't care if you're eating noodles or scallion pancakes or mapo tofu or fricking orange chicken, if you like it then I feel good because I know my culture's food is good. I'm not even from mainland china, are you going to tell me I don't get to eat paigu rice because I'm from the wrong square of dirt?
          Fricking moron. Chinese being a big fricking place with a million local cuisines doesn't mean it isn't all chinese food. I hate you homosexuals so much.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's because they absorb white culture and become a Twinkie. Only midwit low-IQ white people give a shit about authenticity. Only morons and geniuses don't give a shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >'He looks down on panda express but eats mcdonalds all the time'
      holy shit lmfao

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    horse meat directly from the chop suey factory

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its a better version of chinese food

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you talking about insects burger or real hot dog?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chinese food made Chinese people the subhuman species they are. Western countries should ban it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chinese food was invented in California. They've never ever eaten beef and broccoli or general tso's

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        homie what? I'd had beef and broccoli about 3000000000 times before I moved to the US. The difference is in the preparation. American-Chinese beef and broccoli generally has more sugar, less sesame oil (if any) and uses a different variety of broccoli. I would guess the first two changes were to match the US palate while the last one is because Chinese broccoli wasn't easily available in the US when the first Chinese restaurants opened /in the 1800s/ and by the time they became popular in the post-war period, western broccoli was already adopted into Chinese cuisine both in Asia, where it remains fairly common, as well as abroad.
        And I think General Tso's is from New York, not California.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I'd had beef and broccoli about 3000000000 times before I moved to the US.
          I have bad news for you anon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >reply to pasta
            frick off, moronic newbie

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's not copypasta. Y'know, you can stop pretending to be more knowledgeable than you actually are. You fool no one.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That room looks so trashy and comfy

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gee I wonder why?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eat da gweiloslop

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching one of those clickbaity youtube videos where Chinese people eat Americanized Chinese food like Panda Express. All the old people actually from China liked it or thought it was okay and all the younger westernized Chinese adults that probably couldn't even speak Chinese said it was fake and not as good as the real thing.

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