Why do they spin the meat vertically?

Why do they spin the meat vertically? Wouldn't it make more sense to spin horizontally so that all the juices don't pool at the bottom?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So they can slice it, numb nuts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can slice something spinning horizontally but not vertically?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're a double moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Double dubs confirms that you are in fact, a double moron

          You can slice something spinning horizontally but not vertically?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When you slice vertically, the slices fall down onto whatever you put below in a quick easy way..

        When you slice horizontally from the top, it just stays in place awkwardly and it'll probably break up when you pick up the slice. Also, slicing horizontally is just dangerous, if the knife sticks, you use extra force and it comes loose, it's probably a bad thing if there's someone else near you..

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    find out the reason at meatspin.com

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly that got taken down some years ago. Was good at the time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's 126 spins.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe I clicked that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        find out the reason at meatspin.com

        can't believe it still gets people kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Meat spin?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is almost as unsettling and upsetting as the real meat spin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like Im with one foot in a grave already.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >so that all the juices don't pool at the bottom?
    Just to make sure I’m reading correctly, you’re visualizing the rotating meat as a sort of sponge, where the fluid contained will internally flow down with gravity into the lower portion?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Precisely.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no the juices on the outside won't pool into a concentrated enough spot to form a drop that falls off. on a vertical spit they all just run down and off anyway and there was no chance of retaining the juice barrier.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You know nothing of the juice barrier coefficient or spit-physics in general.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I work in manufacturing and we use this concept to keep a mineral oil film on the outside of an oil application roll for knife blades. I don't know the science behind it but I've seen it work. If you keep liquid flowing along the outside of a horizontal rotating cylinder, the surface of the cylinder can hold significantly more liquid than if it were stationary.

          Also it's just common sense, I don't know why this is a topic of argument.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anon are you serious? is this a serious question?

    horizontal spits were around well before the novel practice of vertical spits.

    are you fricking serious?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man you're a big baby lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        im on an anonymous imageboard, do you think I give a shit? frick off with your low effort troll threads

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >stack meat slabs
    >turn stack sideways
    >oh no

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The fat drips down the spit and helps keep the meat moist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its this

      t. turk

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Plus the heat of the moist keeps the drip from sticking together.
        t. wienerroach

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its this

          t. turk

          Those spits are for gyros not k*babs. Convert back to Christianity, my Greek brothers.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They are literally the same shit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              that's because Muslim Greeks (aka Turks) stole it from us

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Can’t keep the gyro, can’t keep Constantinople; god you backhair baboons suck harder than your economy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sorry, gypsies stole the hagia Sophia and our cuisine

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Haga Sophia? More like Haha NoGreeksHere.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you insulting Greeks for being hairy? You people both look similar.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You already stole our islands. Can we at least have our cuisine back?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, we stole it fair and square. It's ours now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't follow the post chain and for a second was wondering what Argentinian cuisine they've been eating in Britain.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You already stole our islands. Can we at least have our cuisine back?
                No, you can't have your islands back. And no, you can't have your cuisine back.
                We stole it fair and square, so it's ours now.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's called a shawarma, infidel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Plus the heat of the moist keeps the drip from sticking together.
        t. wienerroach

        Thoughts on Al Pastor?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Turks know how to keep a piece of meat moist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The fat drips down the spit and helps keep the meat moist.
      Perhaps additional information would be helpful.
      They usually put a big hunk of fat at the top that melts down. Also the vertical helps keep the fat from dripping into the fire causing flareups and smoke.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They usually put a big hunk of fat at the top that melts down
        Thats an onion, anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the heat from the fat cooks the mystery meat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fat doesn't generate heat. Grills do though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          go back

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Takes up less space in the store

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's so that they can cut in directly on the flatbread.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because a meat tornado pulls all the nutrients inside while a horizontal spit would fling them away. Don't you know anything.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do they spin the meat vertically?
    The spinning isn’t vertical. The meat is. The rotation is horizontal. It allows for thermal uprising combined with centripetal dispersal of seasoned juices.
    It is this orientation of roasting meat which eventually led to inertial gyroscopic navigation.
    A lot of scientific advances are based on Turkish meat.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The fat drips down the spit and helps keep the meat moist.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    u liek mudkipz?

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