why do you hate baking?

i want to make this delicious basque cheesecake loaf n post it on youtube but nobody hearts baking .. 🙁

why do u all hate baking fun time?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't work for a living and are worried about their waistlines.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      but u can just not eat the baked good or throw up or like anything else

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just break a sweat. We're not asking for much.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah!!!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >worried about their waistlines.
      I guarantee most the neets here are way past that point or so skinny they should be in a holocaust picture

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And the holocaust ones are really nasty about it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They don't work for a living and are worried about their waistlines.
      Do you think everyone who "works for a living" is doing a trade or manual labor?
      Most people in the developed world are service wagies or desk jockeys, who also can't eat cheesecake every day without getting fat.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not work, that's just benchwarming for AI, and giving women something to do other than prostitute.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shire reef Cletus Cornwood's running the whole damn show. Gotta let em know

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We don't, you're new

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you absolutely do. no baking threads stay up long and i have 2 ‘cooking’ vids which got 200+ views but my baking got less than 100 :~~*~~*~~*((

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baking is science one does not just "wing it",
    cooking is much more forgiving.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      but thats why baking is so fun u get to mix and see the magic and cooking is just u give and u get

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Once you get the chops for it you realize that there is indeed a decent "fudge factor" with baking. I've "winged it" plenty of times and the results are good as often as when I wing it with other types of cooking. This anon is very correct

      >cooking is art
      >baking is math and science
      Anyone who says this hasn't done enough of either

      .

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Harder to wing it with baking.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is an enormous tolerance in baking.

        >cooking is art
        >baking is math and science
        Anyone who says this hasn't done enough of either

        Both are the same, just baking is less intuitive since you've a black box in the process that just takes some time and you dont see much.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I literally just winged it. I know nothing about baking and just poured all the leftover ingredients into a bowl. Took the resulting bread out of the oven ten minutes ago, and it made me wonder why storebought even bothers to exist when I can have this for a fraction of the cost.

  5. 2 months ago
    G8rH8r

    cooking is art
    baking is math and science
    it’s not fun, it’s just following directions and a ton of cleanup, it just feels like work

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cooking is art
      stfu CRINGE
      baking is super fun and relaxing imo, just clean as u go and its not bad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cooking is art
      >baking is math and science
      Anyone who says this hasn't done enough of either

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based, I fell for this meme until I actually started baking. If anything you need to wing it more with baking because of flour hydration, differences in your oven vs whoever wrote the recipe, what kind of butter you use, on and fricking on. With cooking you can just do what the recipe says and it will be basically fine every time. Baking requires a skilled hand to even get something that looks remotely right out, outside of cake mix tier "recipes"

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do Americans really eat cake with a spoon?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its cheesecake

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, and? You eat it with a dessert fork.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know how you're gonna scoop up walnuts and caramel sauce with a fork.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            None of those are in OP's pic.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i dont have a dessert fork but i wish i did bc they are so so cute

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't hate baking, I hate most bakers. They tend to pretentious c**ts.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i feel like ppl who cook are much more pretentious

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i feel like
        >feel
        Zoomertard detected. Opinion disregarded.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          im so sorry for feeling

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why does OP hate breathing and having skin?
    Shut up, moron.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like baking but I think for video content it’s a rougher sell because it goes from uncooked to cooked on the video right away (you could do a Timelapse of the oven portion, which while still not interactive is still cool to watch)

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why do u all hate baking fun time?
    I'm not a girl (yet)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it doesnt matter if im a girl or not 🙁

      I like baking but I think for video content it’s a rougher sell because it goes from uncooked to cooked on the video right away (you could do a Timelapse of the oven portion, which while still not interactive is still cool to watch)

      ok this actually makes a lot of sense! thank yu

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    baking at home is the best shit ever since you get freshest bread, desserts at half the price, including labor often...
    Hence Culinaly hates it

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop talking like som kind of r*dditBlack person homosexual and someone here might take you seriously troon.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find that many baking recipes measure ingredients by weight instead of volume, and I just don't want to use a scale when I never need to for 99% of all other forms of cooking.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never had a problem baking bread, pastries, or cakes by measuring by volume.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunately all baking threads are started by queers like you, so basically go frick yourself.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

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      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

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      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I watched the banana bread video, it was nice.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          aww really thank you heh

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm going to report your channel thanks

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          NO WHY STOP

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I won't lie your thumbnails look AI generated.
        Stock photo looking ass.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Until you find out that burger is a veggie burger eeewww and yes looks nothing like the thumbnail

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            but its yummmm

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

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        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

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          [...]
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          im NOT a queer. check out my cooking channel! https://youtube.com/@ki-dl7o?si=nsoaHps2XQWDuQVi

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          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

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            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I hope she's just joking cause it really depressed me to read that.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            she seemed pretty wholesome in this thread but to see a fricking kid aspire to join onlyfans is just..sad. a sickly combination of a sickly society and bad parenting

            I hope she's just joking cause it really depressed me to read that.

            why does the idea of a woman being financially independent trigger incels so fricking hard?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              because its fricking disgusting and id rather slit my wrists than do of

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

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              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                😮
                gross i hope he dies.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like your handwriting and your cat, girlanon :3
        Unless you're not a girlanon. You could be a troonyanon. I barely saw your hands and they looked feminine enough but there are some mighty zesty femboys out there so you can never be too sure

        On a serious note I watched your banana bread video and it was nice. Very relaxed and sovlful style. Doing everything with one hand gave it a homemade feel and this felt like something you would have seen on yt ten years ago
        Well done
        Now show me your breasts b***h

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >felt like something you would have seen on yt ten years ago
          best compliment EVER!!! thank you so so much!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I cant believe I just subscribed unironically lol

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/wK0n5KV.jpg

          I cant believe I just subscribed unironically lol

          u r 2 sweet!!!
          i was in class so i couldnt reply properly
          >I like your handwriting and your cat
          thank u! i love love love love my cats more than breathing, he was being so bold so i couldnt put him in the video because he would try to show off. i like to write out all my recipes before i cook because i despise using phone and having to click it and see ads.
          >I watched your banana bread video and it was nice.
          yay!!!! its the least popular so i kind of started to hate it but i love bananana bread so im happy some people liked it!
          >Doing everything with one hand gave it a homemade feel
          REALLY!? i was worried people would shame me because i dont have a tripod, so the filming isnt great…
          thank u for saying such nice things!!! im going to screenshot this post and read it a lot.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm glad I could make you happy girlanon
            Keep making videos and I'll watch them
            Theyre actually very cosy
            I liked the mushroom alfredo one, too
            I recently (about a year ago) started learning how to cook and bake and it's been really fun
            I baked this a couple days ago

            https://i.imgur.com/q459Auk.jpg

            I baked this a couple days ago

            And this pic is a cheesecake I made a while back
            My favorite thing to make is pizza, though

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              wow that pic is cute. i like the decorations!
              >I recently (about a year ago) started learning how to cook and bake and it's been really fun
              me too! i used to bake a lot, but sort of mindlessly.. now i cook and im going to make this loaf cheesecake thing soon! i love cheesecake. my dad makes pizza and he loves it too :3 do you have a pic of ur pizza?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is the most recent thin crust I made

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                And this is a deep dish from a few months ago
                Usually I make somethings that's in the middle of these two. I guess a pan pizza

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                wow it looks yummy, minus the pep.

                https://i.imgur.com/1VvPNqd.jpg

                And this is a deep dish from a few months ago
                Usually I make somethings that's in the middle of these two. I guess a pan pizza

                https://i.imgur.com/mPGZ5t3.jpg

                I make OC threads on this board sometimes
                Specifically this pizza was an OC thread a few months ago
                People seem to like it
                Maybe you've been in them
                I'll be making more in the future, so keep an eye out

                😮 i have never had deep dish. i thought it was a meme lol. is it yum?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Deep dish is essentially just pizza but more
                There's twice as much ingredients on the same amount of dough, so it ends up stacked tall. You need to put the cheese on the bottom layer to prevent the the dough from getting soggy from the sauce and whatever other toppings you use. You also need to use alot of cheese
                Some people say one kilogram of cheese is too much cheese to put on a pizza, and to that I say "shut the frick up"
                I've lived my whole life in chicago, so I am biased, but I am an all types pizza enjoyer and deep dish is my favorite out of the bunch

                ew i hate sour cream. ive already made the basque and it was SO GOOD not too sweet which i heart :3

                I fricking LOVE sour cream
                I literally eat it directly out of the tub with a spoon or use it as a dip for kind of food

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fave pizza is deep dish
                >hearts sour cream more than life
                youre scaring me.. is chicago how it looks in bojack horseman?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Chicago is a shithole
                The only good thing about it is the pretty skyline and the pizza
                Everything else sucks
                I want to move to the rocky mountains and make sour cream out of the milk from my own goats

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                why the mountains.. it will be freezing. i guess anything is better than chicago! the pizza seems like it would be burning hot and cold at same time and hurt my mouth

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I love the cold
                The temperature of the pizza is perfectly fine as long as you cook it (and reheat the leftovers) in the oven
                It's not a hotpocket or a poptart dude
                Just have your dad try making it one time and see if your family likes it.
                Just get the same type of pan you would make a cheesecake in, use the same amount of dough for a normal pizza, and use enough toppings for two pizzas. Cheese on the bottom, anything else in the middle, sauce on top. Cook it for longer than you would a regular pizza
                I do NOT recommend visiting chicago for the pizza because you will be shot by the 13%ers or more recently stabbed by illegal aliens

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Just have your dad try making it one time and see if your family likes it.
                maybe.. he will probably call me an abomination and ill feel like a fatass bc lets be real only fatsos heart deep dish.
                i will probably never go 2 chicago like ever. isnt it freezing there too?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't believe you would be so rude to me like this girlanon
                </3

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                im sorry… i just couldnt lie..

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm subscribing to your shit even though I literally didnt watch any videos because I like your energy and you post good threads on Culinaly all the time. Stay based

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yipee!!!! u should definitely watch my videos though anon.. you might learn something!

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I suck at it.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried making mini cheesecakes yesterday and overcooked them 🙁

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this the bread thread? pulled this out of the oven 30 minutes ago. can't fricking wait for it to cool. 3 cups bread flour + 1/2 cup of potato flakes, 150ml milk, ~250ml water. 8g yeast, 8g honey, pinch of salt, 50g butter. plus a tiger roll topping

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can't fricking wait for it to cool
      then cut into it and show us

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    post it and shut up figgot

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's some rich shit, is it bread, is it a cake?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      looking good mate

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lgm eyequeem

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baking/pastry making is for women. Also, liking desserts/sweets is a feminine trait.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You've never worked at a bakery

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would I? Slaving away at shitty hours while being hot as frick surrounded by ovens for <$40k/yr sounds pretty terrible honestly.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw bake bread in house for a tech company
          >easiest job I've ever had
          >been there two years, already up to 80k/yr
          >get free 0 copay/0 deductible health insurance
          >have 3 weeks vacation standard plus a month long fully paid international sabbatical every 5 years

          I realize I lucked out but there's ways to make it work out well.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw don't work where anon bakes us fresh bread every morning
            why even live

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You'd know that baking, like most kitchen jobs, is best suited for men

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Joke's on you I love baking.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      looking litty

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the smell (I bet it’s delicious)

      >tfw bake bread in house for a tech company
      >easiest job I've ever had
      >been there two years, already up to 80k/yr
      >get free 0 copay/0 deductible health insurance
      >have 3 weeks vacation standard plus a month long fully paid international sabbatical every 5 years

      I realize I lucked out but there's ways to make it work out well.

      Wow that’s very nice, but I’m sure you’re great at it. Do they let the workers there take as much as they want? If it were me there’d probably be some days where I just bring a brie and grab a whole loaf to eat through the day.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I generally take two or three loaves home a week and then grab whatever leftover breakfast pastries there are. It's a good deal.

        Although I'm not a pastry baker this is what I'm working on at home today - pumpkin praline pie. About to go in to set the pumpkin mixture.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          All done.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Much better lighting outside.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              gud jerb

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/lp557eC.jpg

            Much better lighting outside.

            looks fukken good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you look handsome. I'd like a baker bf.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How's working as a baker? I'm ngmi as a Chemist or Research Scientist and they get paid shit anyway but I bake like a mf. Not sure if I love starting work at 2am though and I hear it's fricking back breaking labor and you don't get paid more than usual kitchen wages

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        id love to be a baker at a small cafe if not a housewife.. so unrealistic though makes me die

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can be my housewife
          >pic rel is basically what I look like

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            look at that snout

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            its ok thats what she looks like too lmao

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            so kawaii!!! :3

            its ok thats what she looks like too lmao

            wow really.. ? do you mean that??

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bake

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro if you are going to do them like this you have to turn it over so the stray tail end is poking up from underneath, otherwise they unroll partway like about half of yours did. i expect better knotting technique around here

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    because it is tedious and always requires some absurd ingredient list
    >want pudding
    >all the recipes are custards
    >12 egg yolks and 2 cups heavy cream
    frick that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mousse it up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not simultaneously making Angelfood cake
      That's nothing to trifle with...
      Anyway, just like the over the top coffee autists, any of these basic things can be taken too far.
      Bakers, Coffee guys and mid-tier cooks and up at least usually have the advantage of offering quality, REAL FOOD/BEVERAGE and not overpriced, industrial SlaveSlop™
      Bread can be incredibly simple, yet delicious; As can most things made with care, skill, and quality.
      >pic related
      took me a grand total of 12 minutes real attention time/clean-up.
      I eat like King Arthur.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Angelfood cake
        >requires cake flour
        my pointy exactly
        vanilla is the only baking specific ingredient in my pantry and that's only because i grow it myself

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    baking has a higher rate of total inedible failure so i dont bother

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this plus combine that wit expensive ingredients and you can easily throw $20 in the trash.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yea flour salt water and yeast are real pricey these days. thanks obama.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          well it have gone up considerably from just a few years ago
          But i was talking about heavy whipping cream, eggs, butter, vanilla extract, brown sugar etc.
          Sure some Marie-Antoinette poverty bread is cheap and easy but my god man we should be able to liver better then 18th century peasants considering the amount of work we're putting into this society compared to them.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            With two weekend days at the start of each week and two days at the end of each week, that's literally 208 days off which means the average American only works 150 days a year anyway

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              i think your math is a little off there champ

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Work in the field 150 days
            >Spend rest of year raising animals, repairing house, making equipment, brewing drinks, fishing, preserving food etc.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >work for some inbred lord for 150 days
            >work on own land for the rest of the year in order to not starve

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              wow you zoomers really don't have even a general concept of what life was like before ticktok let alone before industrialization.
              the 150 days or your lord wasn't showing up at the castle 9-5 to fill out expense reports then you go home and work your land on your own time.

              ALL the was to do was tend to your crop and that doesn't take more then 150 days of work and most of those aren't full days, you're really only hustling during sowing and harvest time

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >back in my day
                shut up boomer nobody cares

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >calling someone a boomer
                >living in the most rapidly evolving time in human history
                kek you're going to be a boomer before you graduate high school

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                u sound so old just die ur probably like 25

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok zoomer

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                proud zoom! ew i made myself cringe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fail how? Don't overwork pastry dough and take shit out before it burns. What else is there to frick up?

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to LULZ femcel homosexual

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to attempt to make this butterscotch pie tonight .
    I don't typically buy the ingredients needed for baking because they're typically to expensive or are things i try to avoid like corn syrup and the problem is there really isn't good substitutes for it

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You bake for a family, not a single angry loser. At least from my experience.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why do u all hate baking fun time?
    I don't. I want to come over and bake with you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds good! we are going to be making poop cake!

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's going on with this pan

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its my favourite pan. stop
      it has perfect size. it may be a bit too loved ok?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the paint has melted

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The teflon helps make your cancer shoot out your butthole with barely a push.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Check out this banana bread I made.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      very adorable anon it reminds me of that image of the starbucks pain au chocolate that people were saying looked like it had feelings

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice quads. Sadly it's a little bit burnt.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meh not too badly, if it’s just those bits on the top it looks smol enough to have not impacted the overall taste (and ‘naner bread is always an excellent choice)

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hate baking because i suck at it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

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      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

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        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          pwned

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that it makes a big mess and I get sticky crap on my hands plus bowls that are hard to clean. I make bread sometimes but it always pisses me off

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go home from work from a 12 hour shift
    >expect them to bake something for 3 hours
    >spend 3 hours cleaning
    >spend one hour eating it
    >no more free time
    Geez, I wonder why

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does it take that long. youre all just moronic if it takes over an hour to make basic shit like cookies or whtv

      nice banana bread but you could just start an onlyfans

      will do when im 18!!!!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >when I'm 18
        MODDDSSS!!!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]

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          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            also im 18 mods i was kidding

            >T-T'WAS MERELY PRETENDING

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              it was b***h

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there's underage women posting on Culinaly
    this explains the quality of the board

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      better than fast food thread #10,000

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      my threads are literally the most fun and unique, objectively. all my threads get 100+ replies bc ppl like to talk to me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

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  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    also im 18 mods i was kidding

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably would be decent, but the shape seems pretty lackluster for basque cheesecakes. The taller and more narrow cheesecake would mean less creamy interior, less browned top per bite, and very pale sides. You can just do a basque cheesecake in a normal cake pan and accept a shitty looking first slice, if your issue is a lack of a springform. (Or you can try your hand at turning it out, but not sure how that would go with the creamy interior)

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do women tend towards dessert baking while men towards savory cooking?

    I literally know so many girls who have absolutely zero interest in savory cooking but love to bake cakes and other sweet goods. I don't get it cause I'm the exact opposite. I could go the rest of my life without dessert and I'd be fine.

    The only times I baked something sweet was when we had too much bananas or too many eggs and I didn't want them to go to waste.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting observation, I wonder if it’s somehow related to women tending to have better senses of smell.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think its honestly because baking is so much easier, it requires few skills and its hard to frick up, its also mostly cuter. and women like sweets more. i hate women so much, but i do heart baking. and cooking.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >baking is easier
        I’ve seen men frick up baked goods far too many times

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s very easy as a child to have your parent/grandparent say “help me bake cookies” and then carry that on to your adult life. People are probably more inclined to have kids bake because cooking risks more injury, and girls will help bake more often than boys just due to their own socialization and adult expectations. 100% speculation, though, especially because in my personal life I don’t even see the gender difference you said.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I recently made a lemon drizzle cake and a banana bread using a loaf pan, I felt that if I was going to learn how to roast a chicken, sear a steak, and just never try to bake anything i'd be a fraud.

      Also, I bought some yeast and wholemeal bread flour so I am getting into bread making too.

      there is a lot of opportunity to "decorate" cakes and sweet food items which women enjoy, women are good at attention to detail but struggle at larger more abstract concepts like recipe and flavour building, which men prefer to do. So you find that a man will enjoy cooking a thousand steaks the same way over and over because he enjoys it, and women have become associated with extremely pretty, decorative cakes.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yay a baking thread
    can someone give me the creamiest recipe for bavarian cream? ive been looking at a few recipes and loads of them alternate between using gelatine or corn starch as a thickening agent and i don’t know what recipe to follow as a beginner.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont bake that much because i only have a shitty mini oven. But today i made some almond shortbread cookies with cat paws.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice work, those look great (my meowth is watering)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AW PLEASE TBESE ARE ADORABLE WTF
      im gonna steal this idea

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's just far too much mess for me

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >underage girl is running the best Culinaly thread
    how is this possible

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i run all the best threads. literally all of them. i am the backbone of ck i am the soul youd all die without me ill make a new youtube bideo soon guys! get reaaadddyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        make a loaf of bread homosexual, no knead style in a dutch oven. by hand

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok fine i will.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            youll be hard pressed to find something better than fresh baked bread with lots of butter 🙂

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              meh i made some and it was ok but i still like my buns more

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              ok but im making mushroom alfredo today and making vid of it soo ill do the bread maybe on the weekend.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok stinky boy

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                (¬_¬;)

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                be my boiwife and have cookies and dinner made for me when I get off work

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                thats actually my dream life LOL

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                why does nobody care about baking anymore

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I CARE ABOUT BAKING

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                post butt

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

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        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          🙁 im sorry
          please stop, i wanted to make a new vid tonight

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I suck at it. I'm much more comfortable being able to make adjustments in real time on the stovetop.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok moron lol baking is literally braindead easy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm scared of commitment and admitted that it's my fault.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      #2 top row is highly erotic

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bake every week. Made this devil's food mousse cake for my mom's birthday. Liked it a lot better than regular cakes. Chilled mousse beats frosting, and healthier. It looks shoddy because I used plastic wrap in the tin, next time I'll heat the sides to unmould so it's perfectly flat and clean. I wanted to do a chocolate mirror glaze but the top was too uneven, didn't make enough mousse to flatten the top. 9/10 taste 6/10 presentation.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you really like frosting huh?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks kinda ass

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be honest with you op. It's because I suck.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice
    this is the first chocolate cake i ever made

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it looks cute
      u should put a little sprinkle or write something u should write something for me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks nice and fluffy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the frosting called for a tablespoon of espresso and as soon as i added it to the buttercream it refused to emulsify in correctly so you can see its a little wet looking but it tasted fine

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stills looks like it would taste delicious, maybe the acidity of the espresso caused it.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's this cute romanian girl i follow on youtube who like to bake. she almost got me to give it a try

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A girl makes one lame thread and you autistic simps keep it live for days
    She's not gonna do anything for you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      and that girl is making you seethe, which is funny

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being such a simp as this
        Nope, I have nothing against her
        Just pointing out an obvious fact
        All you simps have done is make a girl who gets no attention irl from boys she actually likes get addicted to attention from this board and LULZ

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally nobody is simping for me, all they do is report my account and complain. cry about it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you enjoying your (You's)?
        You're just another wanna be e-girl desperate for attention from the morons on LULZ because your crush irl doesn't know you exist
        Your kind comes and goes on here

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being such a simp as this
          Nope, I have nothing against her
          Just pointing out an obvious fact
          All you simps have done is make a girl who gets no attention irl from boys she actually likes get addicted to attention from this board and LULZ

          >t.seething troony is still seething
          kek

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          idk why u think im on LULZ, i dont have a crush. i have a bf

          whats your page? i'll watch all your videos and subscribe

          im scared. new video out soon!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >idk why u think im on LULZ
            Umm because I saw you begging for attention on there just a few days ago
            The only girls who get my attention are on tiktok lives

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              wtf do you mean begging for attention there. wrong egirl. tiktok lives are the WORST

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i have a bf
            Yeah, me. Later, losers! B^)

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              ew die

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i have a bf

            I will be contacting youtube to request my views from your videos are removed and I hereby denounce your existence from my reality, good day.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              no pls

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        whats your page? i'll watch all your videos and subscribe

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          OP do NOT fall for this it's a trap

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          OP do NOT fall for this it's a trap

          Why are you simps intent on turning Culinaly into the /LULZ/ hell hole?
          She posts on /LULZ/ already

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT COOKING ON THE COOKING BOARD

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    wtf do you mean begging for attention there. wrong egirl. tiktok lives are the WORST

    Oooooh you showed your pretty eyes. Cue the simp fest, just as you wanted.
    Your best video yet. Eat meat, you vegetarian.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Your best video yet.
      yipee!!!

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    very wholesome
    being on chins isn't healthy tho

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wut does that mean?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        4chins

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          r u saying Culinaly or are you calling me fat.. ……

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol
            former

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              ok good but just dont say 4chins its weird

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                enjoy you're future 4chins

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                STOP!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                4chungus

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    4chins

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      just stop or ill get extremely violent

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        women are so cute when they're mad

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >dads!!! he had fish too...
    cute 🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Dish looks bretty good, and the production values seem higher compared to the first videos.

      thank you!!!!

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Dish looks bretty good, and the production values seem higher compared to the first videos.

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my famous oatmeal cookies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >famous
      really anon?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        currently ranked #1 in the world

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          woah woah woah ive gotta try these!!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i want a #1 cookie

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              no i do

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I baked this a couple days ago

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn, now i want a burek too.

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched your YouTube video, now show me your breasts

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post tiddies OP

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      post urs furst fatty

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I make OC threads on this board sometimes
    Specifically this pizza was an OC thread a few months ago
    People seem to like it
    Maybe you've been in them
    I'll be making more in the future, so keep an eye out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not pizza

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >being filtered by deepdish
        A sign of the mentally unwell

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How about I filter my wiener in your ass

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rude

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh and yes i will keep an eye out.

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i want to make this delicious basque cheesecake loaf n post it on youtube but nobody hearts baking .. 🙁
    Basque cheesecake isn't all that. It's just for people who don't own a springform pan, don't like delicious crusts, and don't wish to set up a bain marie (waterbath). Thus, the crust and top gets overdone but you can make it without the right equipment for the job. If you want a great cheesecake, you make NY style and you puddle on a sour cream layer topping too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ew i hate sour cream. ive already made the basque and it was SO GOOD not too sweet which i heart :3

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This show is so fricking ugly
      Is that why it's mostly animals?because they can't draw humans?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ya its ugly but u get used to it
        i like the show i dont even know why. some bits are funny

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate the attention-seeking “hehe i use Culinaly AND I’m a girl! :p” behavior and the people that play along with it so much
    Culinaly doesn’t hate baking, you made this thread to talk about yourself, b***h even mentioned her YouTube channel as if it’s a metric of interest on an unrelated website; it’s disingenuous, and the way you type is sickening

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont care at all

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i love cute girls and i love Culinaly and i love baking

      you clearly have autism and/or homosexual aids and need to die

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ya same.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      go back to your mcdonalds thread

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        absofruitly agree!!! also literally so many people said they disliked baking.. what is this gays point.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what is this gays point.
          does your mom know you're using this language young lady?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            no 🙁

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind baking but I don't care about sweets or desserts. also I don't have a stand mixer and no matter how long I knead my dough for shit like bread it always comes out like it was under-kneaded, and it's frankly a pain in the ass to do by hand anyway.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you gotta knead for like 10 minutes straight

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      just buy a thingy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no counter space 🙁

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          get new house 🙁

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          store somewhere else and take out to put on counter when you need it

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Culinaly hate baking?
    Baking is just a little bit rough for me because I'm a single guy living alone and most recipes make enough for 4+ people. I'm making a small batch of focaccia right now but my problem with making big loaves of bread is that I can't eat all of it before it goes stale.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm making a small batch of focaccia right now
      please show how it turns out!!!!! ive only had the starbucks focaccia sandwich thingy.. i want to make some myself

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >please show how it turns out!!!!! ive only had the starbucks focaccia sandwich thingy.. i want to make some myself
        https://alexandracooks.com/2018/03/02/overnight-refrigerator-focaccia-best-focaccia/
        Focaccia is stupid easy. If you've never baked bread before, start with focaccia. The only """hard""" part is letting it proof for a day in the fridge before you bake it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          waw thank u! ive been wanting to make bread tbh im scared because everyone who makes bread is intimidating..

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Question for my baking frens
    I'm bringing in a cake tomorrow and baking it this evening. I don't have a big enough fridge for the cake.
    How long can I leave it out? My apartment is pretty cool at night (60F) and it'd be going in early tomorrow morning.
    If I bake at like 8 pm and then finish the cake by 9, and leave it in the little carrying case I got, should it be good to eat?
    It's chocolate cake with cream cheese frosting

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you sure the cake wouldnt fit? could you sacrifice something else to take its place? i think the best option would be to leave the cake in a dry room like a pantry or whatever you have.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cakes are fine on their own. Cream cheese doesn't go bad that fast, especially if you're just baking it and leaving it overnight, you're fine.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fine, cakes don't need refrigeration in that amount of time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it still cold out where you live? Leave it by an open window overnight

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I leave my cakes covered with an upturned mixing bowl on a plate for like days and theyre fine

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made this kanelstang a couple of weeks ago

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOOKS SO YUMMY OMFG

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