Why do you hate Jollibee?

Why do you hate Jollibee, Culinaly? Everybody loves it! America loves it! Try to say it without sounding like you're seething, please.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it's popular because of social media, it's probably not very good.
    "Everybody" fell for the marketing(propaganda). In a blind taste test I expect Jollibee would do poorly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jollibee is easily better than KFC and Popeyes. Get the Hispanicy that shit is amazing.

      How the fuck else would they advertise to break into the western market dipshit?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not saying they shouldn't do it. It's obviously a very successful strategy.
        I'm saying that the use of youtube/twitch ads and social media influencers is usually an indicator for inferior quality.

        The chicken is bland, the spaghetti is overly sweet garbage, and the I'd rather eat a McDouble than any of their burgers.
        The place is shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The chicken is really their biggest (and kind of only?) selling point besides the pie. Did you get the Hispanicy? Their aloha burgers are nice but not something I'd eat everyday. The spaghetti you either love or you hate, it was designed for kids what with the sweetness and the fucking hotdogs afaik.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Everybody loves it
    May we see proof?
    >America loves it!
    May we see proof?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bojangles
    it sucks how disappointing that place has gotten. more expensive, smaller sized chicken, only a Hispanicy option. ugh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro I used to live off their roasted chicken bites.
      I lost my fucking mind when they discontinued them.

      Honestly the best thing they have now is their pimento cheese, best shit I've ever tasted

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well this is clearly fake there is no way there is a chicken place out there called bon on ch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's called BC Onhon, retard. Thats the name of the guy who founded it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no no that is clearly bon on ch, did you never learn to read?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He goes by AD Onhon now

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is, one just popped up next to my liquor store, it's kind of expensive

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        clearly an AI generated response, nobody would actually name a place something stupid like bon on ch, it sounds too retarded nobody would think it's real

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You want me to take a picture of it?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh yea because opening an ai art generator and typing in "chicken place called bon on ch" is hard.
            i'm on to you mr "there's actually a chicken place called bon on ch, it's totally real you gotta believe me guys"

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I mean, let's be honest here
              An AI generated restaurant is still going to be better than Jollibee
              But it's real have you not heard of Korean fried chicken?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no amount of gaslighting is going to make me believe there's a place called bon on ch

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's just a poorly designed logo, the place is called bonchon.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    filipino "food" is shit tier. no one likes it because it tastes like garbage.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shake Shack better than Bojangles
    Lol. Perhaps even LMAO.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's alright those brackets are all faked, this is just a thread to try to get people to ask about bon on ch

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bon on-chan

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So... they bought an ad?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sure did, which is stupid because no matter how many ads you buy without changing the name it will never get any level of brand recognition, nobody wants to go to a place called bon on ch, how do you even suggest that to your friends?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You say it like you're making the rimshot sound
        >bon-on CH!

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kys

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can drown my chicken in gravy and get shrimp rice? im in

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah. it's funny that they always give you gravy when you get a bucket of chicken at the Bee

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck is Bononch?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jollibees has legitmately good fried chicken, although saying its better than popeyes of KFC isn't that hard. and imo everything but the fried chicken and some desserts is complete shit. where it really excels is customer service. cashier girls are busineas friendly, they call you sir and the shops are clean. most importantly they keep nagger crackheads away, unlike popeyes and kfc. so you can imagine how nice it is for americans to grt fried chicken without being harrassed or retaliating and being called racist.

      its a korean bbq chicken brand. at the time it entered US market, my korean friend told me it had been stagnating in korea. it's decrnt but overpriced, which was back in 2008ish, and that hasnt changed.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't trust the Philippines. Disgusting country.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I catch a bus every day, and every day I find the old filipino hobbits a bit more disgusting, like they're not human, like they're one of those star wars alien people, absolutely disgusting

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a bit too expensive and tastes like regular fried chicken. Nothing too amazing. Plus you have to wait in a huge line every time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Plus you have to wait in a huge line every time
      I don't go very often but when I do I never have to wait in a line because I order on the app in advance
      the pickup line is never busy because you tell them your name and you're good to go
      in and out of there in just a few minutes

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Filipinos, and their food is all just disgusting slop and bastardized versions of dishes from various cultures that colonized them.
    The hamburger and fries chicken they serve are passable, but nothing worth going to the restaurant for.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't
    Tried it
    Kfc
    Popeyes
    Chicken fill a
    Mcdonalds chicken nuggets
    Wendys chicken nuggets
    And burger King chicken fries all taste better
    Gave them 3 chances
    Each time they disappointed me

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tried a bucket of their fried chicken. It wasn't any better than KFC, and it was all dark meat rather than a proper assortment. Also, the meal didn't come with biscuits. It's just not a good value.

    >that pic
    That has to be a troll.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The nearest one to me is like a 5hr drive.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE THE FUCK IS ZAXBYS

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