Why do you still desire junk/fast food? I havent ate out in 2 years and I feel better than I ever have in my life.

Why do you still desire junk/fast food? I haven’t ate out in 2 years and I feel better than I ever have in my life. Also my shits are clean and non painful, and my hemorrhoids are gone. I thought it was normal growing up to nearly pass out trying to shit.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do you still desire junk/fast food?
    Sometimes I get lazy and in the mood for it.
    >I haven’t ate out
    you haven't eaten out
    >Also my shits are clean and non painful, and my hemorrhoids are gone
    disgusting, no one wants to hear this
    >I thought it was normal growing up to nearly pass out trying to shit
    again, gross

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cool blog

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think you understand
      op took a SHIT and it was PAINFUL
      and its your fault for enjoying junk food

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a you problem, OP. That's seriously not normal.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Meh a cheap cheeseburger now and again is alright. I never feel great after eating it though. It's insane how some people eat fast food every day with all of the sugary drinks and shakes and stuff, and never think about how it affects their physical and mental integrity. I just cannot understand ruining your life for Burger King, it's not even that great, if you're going to sabotage your health at least get drunk doing it or something. Ffs fatasses are actually moronic for getting fat, there's no way simple lack of will is enough to explain it.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP thinks that "eating out" means fast food. He's literally never had a properly cooked meal in his life. Amazing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If I’m not eating out, what am I eating dumb frick?

      funny there seems to be an in-built defense against criticism for goyslop on this board.

      It’s insane. whole board is literally addicted to mcdonalds and high fructose corn syrup, I rarely see posts about actual cooking or real food. I bring this topic up because I notice people around my age (23) still eat like little kids, and they suffer horribly for it. Humans weren’t made to eat the bullshit they serve everywhere

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >If I’m not eating out, what am I eating dumb frick?
        Presumably whatever your mommy made for you? I mean, you said right in your post you're only 23, which is basically a child in zoomer years...The point is, if you think "eating out" means eating factory slop, you don't know anything about food or cooking, and aren't making or anything worth bragging about at home.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I can feel the projection through my screen. I guarantee I can cook a more delicious healthy home cooked meal than you will ever make in your life

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >look at my overcooked meat cut into cubes because i'm a toddler next to my reheated leftovers drenched in hot sauce, b-b-but there's also some salad and vegetables so it's like totally better than anything you've ever seen!
            Looks like shit, dude. You're only proving my point. I'm so fricking sick of you election tourist zoomers who don't understand the board culture and think this is /tv-fit-pol/ lite.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              post one (1) meal you’ve made

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This was from the practice round of the last Culinaly challenge.

                "Mussels steamed in Okinawan lager with chorizo, shallots, garlic, and serrano chili. Finished with butter, lemon, and fresh cilantro. Served with Manchego pommes anna “frites” and chorizo chimichurri."

                My entry in the main round received almost unanimously perfect scores. I've made dozens of cook along threads over the years.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                are you getting lots of pussy?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah, I've also made hundreds of Taco Bell threads over the years. It's almost like knowing how to cook and eating fast food aren't mutually exclusive.

                are you getting lots of pussy?

                I do alright.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                please don't pretend to be tbanon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But TB anon did win the last Culinaly challenge. Both of those images are from the same person. I know, because I took both of them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                oh well cheers then I love your work. I don't go to the ck challenge threads. would love a detailed instruction on your hamburger construction. I've seen the images so many times I'd like to eat a piece of board history.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They are 1/3 pound, 80/20 patties, seasoned with a 3-1-1 ratio of salt, black pepper, and garlic powder, and are cooked medium rare on a flat-top grill. The patty is topped with a lemon-rosemary ailoi, slivered green onions, and a slice of smoked mozzarella. The bun is brioche, and was bought through a distributor, and is brushed with a garlic infused blended oil before being toasted on the flat-top (they're always kind of squished because I would make the burgers when I was leaving work and stick them in a to-go box). After the patty was put on the bottom bun it would get arugula, tomatoes, pickles, and more of the aioli on the top bun.

                There were a lot of variations, but that was the most common one. You're never going to eat one because we closed the restaurant last year.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                thanks. I'll never taste the real deal but I'm a pretty decent cook so I think I can get close enough. maybe I'll make a drunk cookalong when I get around to it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >maybe I'll make a drunk cookalong
                That would be neat. I love screaming, "NO! NO! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!" into my computer screen.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                also motherfricking based digits of truth. I just have one question though TB anon: How do you eat this:

                https://i.imgur.com/aJm9elx.jpg

                Oh yeah, I've also made hundreds of Taco Bell threads over the years. It's almost like knowing how to cook and eating fast food aren't mutually exclusive.
                [...]
                I do alright.

                much food in one sitting? I eat a lot but I don't think I could slam this in one sitting. Unless this isn't one sitting then I understand

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's eaten over the course of a few hours while drinking, and usually watching a movie or fricking around on Culinaly. That's why there's usually a movie/record/game in the images.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/aJm9elx.jpg

                Oh yeah, I've also made hundreds of Taco Bell threads over the years. It's almost like knowing how to cook and eating fast food aren't mutually exclusive.
                [...]
                I do alright.

                based this anon. I love your taco bell threads bro. Frick these zoomers

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But are you a big enough boy to handle a knife?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            grim.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I rarely see posts about actual cooking or real food
        That is because YT has flooded the market with pretty much every cooking topic and recipe imaginable. You can find like 5 renditions of the same recipe by 5 different people, one of which is usually a chef. Want to make bento? There is a channel for that. Everything from advanced to poorgay sloppa is documented in long-form video, and now short form video for the ADD morons.

        The only thing you can get here is absurd things people shouldn't do when cooking, posted for entertainment. That is why all threads are essentially arguments over pans, tea, or fast food, or some advert/data mining thing. Plus the occasional US vs EU shit thread.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      look at mr. moneydick here, turning his nose up at people who cant afford to eat out all the time. eating out is when you get food you dont prepare yourself

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >people who cant afford to eat out all the time.
        >all the time
        OP has literally never had anything other than fast food. He doesn't understand that there are professionals who cook more food from scratch in a weekend than he has in his entire life. This isn't an either/or situation. It's an "OP doesn't even know what's out there" situation.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm poor and my parents are related. Junk food is the only thing good in my life.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    funny there seems to be an in-built defense against criticism for goyslop on this board.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      as opposed to israeliteslop

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I just crave 3 McD's hamburgers for dinner, or I crave a Chinese buffet for the only meal of the day.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I thought it was normal growing up to nearly pass out trying to shit.
    You should see a doctor. Seriously, even if it's "better" now, unless you're just shitposting.

    Anyways though fast food is fine in moderation.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tastes good.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't eat fast food but still feel like shit.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Two paths
    Forget about fast food
    Realize that the fast food was inside you all along and you can make it three times as unhealthy

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because monkey brain likes sugar, fat and convenience. That's why

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do you still desire junk/fast food? I haven’t ate out in 2 years
    Have you ever in your life been to a proper restaurant, or do you think that McD's is about as fancy as it gets?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    huh weird I eat out more and my experience is the opposite of yours.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You incel children literally know nothing about how food is made

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I put chicken in the hot box and it comes out yummy, what else is there to know

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Perhaps y'all can help me.

    I've been eating a pretty damn healthy diet for the past month and my shits have gotten HUGE. I drink a lot of water, exorcize daily, eat below around the recommended daily fiber and yet I am dumping 16inch monstrosities that my small anus is struggling to open up for. It's painful and causing other gut issues due to the size.

    What am I doing wrong? I'm doing a everything my doc and the net is telling me healthy and correct.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >exorcize daily
      damn homie...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        By daily, I alternate between weights and just going for walks. I have a nature trek by my place, the loop is about an hour, but usually clear it in 40mins. I usually do it in the morning for the vitamin D, since I spend most of my time indoors for work. I spend a lot of time at a computer.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So after getting rid of the demons you even got time to work out? Impressive, very nice.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I work as a graphic designer, so kinda when I want as long as the project gets completed. I usually wake around 6am, do yoga, then exorcize, then breakfast. I'm in bed by 10.

            I used to spend my free time just getting high and playing video games, but trying to replace bad habits with good ones, but the diet change has been fricking me up most of all. I feel way more tired and my gut is always bloated / achy. And the gigantic shits on top. My body is screaming for me to revert, but I don't want to die pre 60 lol.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              dubs are you taking NAC and biotin?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Idk what those are, so no I am not taking them

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Idk what those are, so no I am not taking them

                I just looked up biotin. Interesting, I eat a lot of eggs and drink a lot of milk, yet I do have the symptoms of a deficiency.

                I think you might have helped me out here anon, thank you. What is NAC though?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                NAC is an amino acid your body uses to signal that tissue needs repairing
                Most people don't eat enough liver and onions (not kidding, it's liver and onions) to produce adequate amounts of NAC
                Biotin is in B multivitamins, IIRC it's B7
                Your hair and nails will get thicker, too
                Careful with alcohol when you start taking NAC, it causes your body to absorb and metabolize alcohol more quickly, so for the first month or so, it will frick with you until you get used to it
                Also NAC just kind of stops hangovers if you take enough of it
                Be careful with that knowledge

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This tracks, I fricking hate eating liver and onions.

                I think it's clear I need these supplements. Thank you anon, you may have just solved months of going to the doc and getting "it's all in your head".

                I don't drink and as of two months ago I quit smoking. So that won't be a problem. Honestly this information could be life changing for me at this point. Cheers dude.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Changed mine
                A little smoke and a little booze isn't going to frick you up, like they say, all things in moderation, including moderation

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              anon please teach me your ways. I've succeeded pretty hard in life but all I do in my free time is blaze and watch TV and jerk off. I want better for myself. Help me anon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's been a slow process. I'm 33 this year and only completed uni a year ago. I still binge TV, bait and partake. Just gotta slow it down and do so in moderation.

                Changed mine
                A little smoke and a little booze isn't going to frick you up, like they say, all things in moderation, including moderation

                Like this anon said.

                Inspiration is a lie, discipline is where the real shit is. I have ADHD too, unmedicated. So it can be literal hell to get me to do anything sometimes. But I feel much better when I do the things.

                It's taken ages to build myself up to this point. Slowly but surely getting there. Discipline builds a routine, routines build habits, habits can be for life.

                Personally I use notebooks and excel spreadsheets to lay things out in front of me, so I can see the bigger picture. That helps a lot. Being to focused on the now, causes me to just yolo it.

                Hope that helps.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's been a slow process. I'm 33 this year and only completed uni a year ago. I still binge TV, bait and partake. Just gotta slow it down and do so in moderation. [...]
                Like this anon said.

                Inspiration is a lie, discipline is where the real shit is. I have ADHD too, unmedicated. So it can be literal hell to get me to do anything sometimes. But I feel much better when I do the things.

                It's taken ages to build myself up to this point. Slowly but surely getting there. Discipline builds a routine, routines build habits, habits can be for life.

                Personally I use notebooks and excel spreadsheets to lay things out in front of me, so I can see the bigger picture. That helps a lot. Being to focused on the now, causes me to just yolo it.

                Hope that helps.

                >discipline is where the real shit is
                Yep. Also looking good and doing shit that keeps you in-shape is so rewarding. I get compliments daily, from strangers, because beard (dirty hat for friend photo) but also because I'm in OK shape
                Good diggies in this thread, this post regardless

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    super size me isn't real dude

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its gotta have some addictive shit in it, i dont often crave my grandmas homemade food, i dont often crave my favorite meals in the world, i almost every day crave cherry coke and a macdonald hamburger or quesarito, its such bullshit

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've stopped eating out because I'm a poorgay. But once in a blue moon, I get some fast food.(I'm talking about once in 6 months)
    Every time, my shits have been completely normal. And the food tastes better than what I'm capable of making at home. Or if not "better", than just different enough to satisfy in a way that my own cooking can't.

    I think fast food gets over-hated. Especially McDonalds. My last fast food experience was there, and it was incredibly satisfying. So I'm thinking, that perhaps it isn't so much the food that is bad, but the frequency of the food that's bad. If you were eat fast food enough times a week to get painful hemorrhoidal shits, then that means you were eating *a lot* of fast food. Anything you eat should pass out of your system within 24 hours. Sometimes it takes longer if you're a little backed up. And the lingering nutritional effects of the food should pass within a few days.

    You could probably reduce fast food consumption to once a week, and still be just fine. 2 years is overboard.

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