Why does British food have such a bad rep?

Why does British food have such a bad rep?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jellied eels? Fricking meme the shit out of it, why don't you... Better post some spotted dick next

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with well made spotted dick. Not as good as bread and butter pudding but a long way from bad either.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just don't like the stodge.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >oi don'ts likes me stodge oi don't
          Nonsense.
          You love a good English crisps-burger as much as the next chimney-sweep, admit it.
          Lovely jubblies. SAY IT.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Bees-churger

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Never liked a chip butty and no amount of cringe on your behalf can persuade me differently.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            see
            (and they will defend it)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >nothing wrong with raisins
        yes there is

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          like?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            raisin is my least favorite thing of all to put in cake/chocolate/bread/whatever. it's sweetness is so bad. i find it repulsing.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the british elite have always considered the native working class to be subhuman and will waste no opportunity to belittle and insult them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No surprise - much like the Slavs, the "people" from England have a slave mentality, and their nobility always knew to exploit that slave mentality. British people know they are subjects, and as such, their purpose in life is to support their elite and ruling class

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But do the elite ever say “thank you”?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >But do the elite ever say “thank you”?
          Actually the real elite are quite humble.
          The nouveau rich, (often wives who married into money) are the most obnoxious. But class is very different to wealth, it's a Brit thing and hard to understand unless you are British.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mate, never saw a people more docile than Americans.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          literally only about certain things. you can
          >take away every worker right
          >take their money
          >take their dignity
          >take their lives and the lives of their children
          but god help you if you frick with our
          >guns
          >chicken wings
          >gas powered cars
          >cuck porn
          >arresting people for life sentences(tax payers can pay for them)
          >building homes for low income areas and building new cities (we hate these things)
          and our right to thank god for our perfect country

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            While this is clear meant as an offense, Americans do cede rights without any resistance, as long it's not a very limited and mostly symbolic set of rights like owning small weapons.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know you are trying to troll, but eel and herring and that is actually pretty tasty. You have to actually try it to know that, though. Same goes for blood sausage or pudding. Turn your nose up at haggis? Tripe is literally eaten all over the world. It’s the same shit everywhere you go.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody likes boiled boar with mint sauce.

      >Tripe is literally eaten all over the world
      Catholic thing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Black pudding and haggis is delicious. Jellied eel is fricking revolting though - grill or smoke that shit and it would be OK

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jellied anything or any aHispanic is boring. Smoked eel is banger

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Objective answer is that American soldiers started this meme during WW2 rationing and the post-war years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are you implying it doesnt deserve the rep it has? wtf do brits eat that isnt garbage and is unique to them? please tell me im waiting in anticipation

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >wtf do brits eat that isnt garbage and is unique to them?
        Not the anon you replied to but Lots Brit dishes are posted here newfriend.

        Many American dishes are British, Mac and cheese for example, although you may think it's as American as Apple Pie? . . .Oh wait a minute . .

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >ESL poster
          stay in your lane

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nta, but it's something that you wouldn't be able to understand. I'm not meaning in terms of the content of what cuisine may be mooted, more that as usual you're likely a double digit xenophobe who has likely barely left his state and thinks that his own corpulence or his nation's collective corpulence gives him some sort of carte blanche to determine what's good or bad in the culinary world. Having watched many US cooking shows and associated food based programmes, I'm under no illusion that America has a foothold in climbing the culinary mountain. Many recipes are utterly fricking pathetic and this is something that is somehow broadcast to the rest of the vapid, obese masses and somehow thought of as novel or innovative.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            All of us are brother, united by hatred of other people.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >are you implying it doesnt deserve the rep it has?
        Yes, you don't know anything about England or Britain outside of the internet slop you consume on a daily basis. None of you have ever been here yet you are absolutely obsessed with opining on our cuisine
        >Malvern pudding
        >Fish pie
        >Bakewell tart
        >Gammon egg and chips
        >Devilled kidneys
        These are some of my favourites

        They could've done the same to German food but somehow they don't...

        >Muh german ancestry
        Its for this reason and don't even try to deny it. Meat and stodge is the staple in both countries.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Muh german ancestry
          I would deny my Bong ancestry too.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          your food is fricking garbage on the world scale. the fact that you have childhood nostalgia for it doesnt make it good. learn some humility you clown

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's not as bad as burgers and hot dogs, tho.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >learn some humility
            Megalulz

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >LET ME *shart*...TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY'S FOOD (which I've never been to) *blarp*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They could've done the same to German food but somehow they don't...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Germans have currywurst and Brit’s have the whole cornucopia of ass flavors from India.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why does British food have such a bad rep?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he looks happy

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most Western food is bland and boring, Mediterranean food excepted. England is just the poster child for this. I have recently been to Germany and Poland. The food in each country is virtually identical. Few people know that. But everyone knows English food. That is why it gets all the hate, when there is plenty of hate to go around.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will say this: England single-handedly birthed the modern world. China, undergoing its own financial crisis, usurped it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >England single-handedly birthed the modern world
      They don't. It was a long process including renaissance humanism, reformation, enlightment, French revolution etc.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >coping this hard
        I'm grimacing, you pathetic worm

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Bongs haven't invented a single thing of it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >we wuz kangz
      your dumb island is a total shithole and you know it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >China, undergoing its own financial crisis,
      same as usa, but china doesnt jump and pump things up. without intervention in usa, the market would tank too. China is doing what usa should be, but usa cant because americans have no savings.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >. China, undergoing its own financial crisis, usurped it.
      China actually makes things. usa doesnt.
      if you dont make stuff, there is no stuff. - Elon musk.
      usa literally has nothing, just imaginary numbers.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        China makes things because of NIMBYs in the west and consumers wanting less expensive products.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >China, undergoing its own financial crisis, usurped it.
      England was declining on its own for the past 50 years.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I quite like myself an english breakfast. Just as long as the beans aren't touching my eggs.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bongs have one thing and one thing only going for them in culinary terms. Their sausage is unironically God-tier. That's it though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not their breakfast sossage

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, the Irish have the best breakfast sausage. The bongs are untouchable when it comes to dinner sausages like Cumberlands though. That with some mashed potato and some red wine gravy and you're eating good that night.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Irish tea is also markedly better than bing tea for some reason. Same with their dairy. That's the only two things that differentiate bong and Irish food.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the Irish have the best breakfast sausage

          Irish tea is also markedly better than bing tea for some reason. Same with their dairy. That's the only two things that differentiate bong and Irish food.

          >Irish tea is also markedly better than bing tea for some reason

          Introducing starry-eyed plastic paddys.
          Do you consider yourself Irish because your Great-Great Grandmother visited Dublin once?

          Ireland have never contributed anything culinary EVER! - Who are you trying to fool?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whoa buddy, I'm the one who posted jellied eel on here first to embarrass bongs

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    honestly british food doesnt even exist anymore
    i would say it never really did to begin with
    we are just too small agriculturally, most of our food is imported and therefore our ingredients not fresh or tasty
    so our food culture never really took off like it did in france
    quite like flapjacks thou

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Spent a good amount of time living in Whitechapel in London during the early 2000s. Shitty, disgusting experience overall but I won't lie - your version of Pajeet food is the best I've ever had.
      >black pudding is also great once I got over my American aversion to blood sausage. I wish I could find a good version in the States.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >honestly british food doesnt even exist anymore
      Imagine being an actual genuine moron and not refraining from posting

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All european food outside of italy, france, and spain is just sad. Almost no spices, bland tastes.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does the gelatin have any flavoring to it? I like eel and aspic, but I'd probably want some vinegar at least with it

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's baffling that people seem to have such an obsession with British food in particular. The traditional stuff is standard northern european fare with the same basic themes you'd see in Germany or Scandinavia. It's not widely eaten or influential outside the UK for anyone to be exposed to it directly or have any reason to care. It's not even particularly dominant within the UK either - everyone has access to world cuisine and makes regular use of it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It started as a way for the French to mock the British.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >is revered as an elegant dish

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