Why does it scare the American so much ?

Why does it scare the American so much ?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a continental, it scares me too.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd have awful sloppy shits but I'd fookin smash that scran in one sitting lad

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know how when you post a stale Ramsay meme and then someone tells you to frick off and you reply with something like "seething Ramsay simp!" or whatever? Yeah, nobody's seething in that situation; they're just sick of your low effort, unfunny shitposting. That's how we feel about the food in your image: there's nothing scary about it. It actually looks really bland, and a really uninteresting combination of of flavors and textures. It looks like savory baby food, and you always post the exact same shit, which makes it even more boring with so much repetition.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you having a bad day, anon ? Cheer up. I'm sure tomorrow you'll be happier...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's ranting but honestly the food looks gross

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Picrel only scares the American autistic dude because of how disorganized it looks. If it's not organized or the usual dino nuggies, they will freak. Just saying.

          It does look good. I see beans, fries, green shit(beans? Sauce?), and a burger patty or meat of some sort.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >green shit(beans? Sauce?)
            Mashed peas. Bongs love them, I've only ever had them mixed with mashed potatoes as a naan bread filling but that was absolutely fricking delicious so who knows

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No self-respecting Brit would add beans to pie, mushy peas and chips. Gtfo.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >self-respecting Brit
      oxymoron

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >scare
    when?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Related

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah m8 how about that curry and tikka masala and tea
      what about those swedish meatballs originating from Turkey

      this is the biggest cop-out of an argument

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      whoever edited this should be pulled apart by machines and trampled on

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. But I'll hit ya with some knowledge, as it's known it does have the name from hamburg Germany the modern hamburger was made in Connecticut, some say new York.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the country founded 250 years ago by europeans eats mainly european food
      Crazy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >American food is from X place
      >but British food is made from thin air I guess
      Is this the argument? How long does it take for a food from one place to become food from another place? Bread comes from Mesopotamia, but does that mean English bread isn't English? Sausages come from ancient Rome, so does that mean German sausages aren't German?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Strong argument from an "Englishman" named fricking HOLLAND

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie do some history lessons

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm only being as facetious as he is
          That's the entire point

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            England imported the Hanoverian royal line from Holland.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holland is an area of the Fens in East Anglia, famous for being where Hereward the Wake fought against William the Bastard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It says not to do that in the Bible

      This homie really heard "barbecue" and thought "hamburger"
      For fricks sake barbecue is a native American word

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most bongs are grossed out by American smoked meats.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most bongs have never tasted any american food

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lives in a sub-60% white country
      KWAB

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he lives in america?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          (you)d the wrong anon

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            not from what i can see and read.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >um ackshually hamburg made the hamburger
      Total lies. Euros are so far up their own ass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >umm akshully
      you can do this with any food or any cuisine under the sun.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if all anglos are on this level of cope with their "cuisine" i respect them even less now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick, can they not put more than one word at a time on the screen?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >American
    Everyone's disgusted by that shit ya focking bollocking bastard

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why does it scare the American so much ?
    I'm British and it scares me.

    This is obviously a shitpost to hate on us Bongs but We wouldn't mix peas and beans and gravy is more of a Northern thing.

    Having said that, after a few pints, I would eat it.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    proppa scran right there

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    we basically invented baked beans in america

    i will however of your cute derivative slop

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      * i will *approve* your slop

      pic related: more american mogging

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    place of origin: UNITED STATES

    you’re sucking down our sloppy seconds old man while your wife’s working nightly at the glory hole over in the u s of a

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ahh a Wikipedia article, must be true then??

      I guess Baked bean are American as Apple pie . . .Oh . . wait a minute!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        we don’t need to have created it to be the namesake for it

        consider yourself cucked m8 ur watching us plow ur missus while paying 5 quid to subscribe

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ????

          3 . . 2 . . 1 . .You're back in the room and wide awake!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There were no beans in the old world, they're entirely native to the Americas.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There were no beans in the old world, they're entirely native to the Americas.
          Beans exist around the world dumbass.

          Haricot beans(which in case you didn't know are the bean used in Baked beans) are from the Americas but who is disputing this?

          I guess you are personally trying to take credit for introducing Baked Beans to the rest of the world?

          Good luck with that.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not that anon, but you are agreeing with him while simultaneously appearing to be disagreeing with him.
            Schizo much?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I applaud you.
              Do you know why English guys are often the Baddies in films?

              There is a certain type of Englishman that is far more cunning than you can imagine.

              Nice to make your acquaintance anon.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you know why English guys are often the Baddies in films?
                Don't the English villains always lose to the Americans? I don't think that's the example you want to go with, chief.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Don't the English villains always lose to the Americans?
                Most Films are American made, so Yes!
                Hope you enjoy clapping at the endings.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Every “gotcha” post you make is indirectly also praising Americans and our accomplishments.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are new world and old world beans. Before the Columbian Exchange, Europe had access to other pulses like chickpeas, lentils, fava beans (broad beans), field peas, pigeon peas, and lupini beans. South and East Asia used other beans in from several families like adzuki, mung, gram, or most famously soy beans. Only really phaseolus came from the new world, which include everything from kidney, black, pinto, lima and haricot, as well as peanuts if you want to count those.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baked beans are British just like pizza is American.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, that would only be true if you ate them more than we do but baked beans are still really popular here

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bacon and mustard flavored beans are killer, I hate the sweet ones.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Powerful

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have some weird looking scrambled eggs in England. I know that isn't cheese because you can't have your beans with cheese.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I had that in my city I would go there everyday

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      These anglos eating beenz

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to go on a date with a British girl to this cafe. She’ll think it’s lush or whatever they say over there. I then take her home and give her a Dutch oven under the covers. show her the power of the True American Brap

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno, there's no grated cheese on the baked beans so that's a thumbs-up from me.
      Fricking can't British fatasses who do that.

      Like these c**ts right here
      I hope they get raped by snapping turtles
      They're only doing it because they want to be obese seppos

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably because they'll charge you the equivalent of $25 bucks for it

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay Black folk

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably all the brown and green liquids.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the most Bri'ish picture ever.
    Still would.
    t.Yank

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of the garbage plates in upstate NY. Primarily its carbs and a protein; usually mac salad, tater tots, fries, and a couple of burgers thrown on top, although there are a few variations kicking around. Perfect end of night, done with the bars and just unwinding with the lads at home food.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like shit, no wonder NYers are all such buttholes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Looks like shit
        They know. It's literally called a garbage plate.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would rather eat that than OP’s image.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't scare American dogs. At least I don't think. But American humans don't eat dog food.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks really brown, like the English population.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is it? It looks very wet and seems like it would be cold in the middle

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's not to be scared about? I'm from Spain and seeing this provokes a pavlovian reaction to watch out for falling brits from the balconies.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >peas
    Gross
    >baked beans
    Way too sweet. Gross.
    >gravy on fries
    Alright, somebody pull up Britain's obesity statistics

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the frick thats PEAS? i thought it was some sort of salsa verde..

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        bongs REALLY fricking love peas, especially 'mushy' peas where it's just mashed up

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you eat out of it like a horse eats out of a trough?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no you use your hands

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unseasoned, mushy peas, and soggy fries. I would go over the piece of meat there but I already said unseasoned, no reason to beat a dead cow.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My town opened this fancy foodcart area and they have a british foodcart over there. I had fish and chips with mashed peas and it was better than I thought it was going to be

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine preferring that slop to Carne Asada fries

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'll find plenty of Americans eat bong type slop. When it comes down to it you just need something to fill you up.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    American here, I would put my dick in it.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    American here, I would cram it up my ass

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That looks terrible

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm sure you pulled this off page 10 because Americans don't live rent-free in your head, 24/7

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm american and this scares me. Good thing the fries were there to calm me down.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >various slops with different colors
    >french fries

    culinary excellence, i can't believe it's not indian

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the fried stuff? The only edible thing on that plate is the sausage roll.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based
      i used to love eating shit like this before bed

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        seems like a good diet for fat people too. you get a lot of flavors and textures so hopefully it will satisfy you enough.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd need some hot sauce to enjoy that. Maybe with three slices of wheat bread too.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you need to eat 90% carb foods

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      soak up all the alcohol

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the whole fricking WORLD knows bri'ish food is dogshit its not a secret

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks decent but they would probably try and charge you like £11.50 minimum for the novelty

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't scare me I wish we had take outs that did this kind of food. Late night drunk food. I like the doner ones with chips too.
    A place like that, open from 1800 to 0300 would absolutely kill in a college town.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That looks like someone took a box of food then splorted various bodily fluids all over it for the lulz.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it doesn't, i still can't figure out why this kind of thing isn't more popular here, especially at bars.

    >fries
    >meat
    >sauces
    >salt
    >carbs
    >slop

    seems like this would be a hit, but admittedly im biased due to having a soft spot for $1 frozen savory pies i used to eat as poverty food.

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