Why does mall chinese slap so fricking hard?

Why does mall chinese slap so fricking hard?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    higher turn-around means fresher food

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're tired from walking around and it's fatty, salty, meat covered in oily, sugary sauce and a ton of carbs coated in the same for cheap.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >fatty, salty, meat covered in oily, sugary sauce and a ton of carbs coated in the same for cheap
      couldn't have said it better myself. it's everything you want, and a lot of it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      plus msg

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was better in the 2000s.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is a mall and what is slap? You come across as a Black person, try English you slack jawed weirdo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >what the frick is a mall
      I can understand 'slaps' but how the frick does anyone not know what a mall is?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I used to work at one when I was a kid and saw stuff getting gutted left and right, I got out of that hole as soon as possible. Anyone that stayed in that place was either stupid or had vested interests or both.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never get mall Chinese food. It gets mogged hard by the Japanese place (staffed by Mexicans) and the place that specializes in Bourbon chicken.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you sure that it's not flips. mixicans and flips tend to look alike.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nah I went to the local Chinese buffet and all the cooks were Mexican too. There was a note on the door saying they are closed for Cinco de Mayo. There were twenty 5'2 Mexican men hanging out in the parking lot when we left.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mall chinese food IS the place that specializes in bourbon chicken

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've only had it from 2 other places other than the "Cajun" place at the mall and neither of them came remotely close.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think the Chinese are good at slapping, but their lack of weight means that they should only compete in Powerslap within their own weight class. I've seen them try slap down men twoxe their size. It's just physics. But you're right that they shouldn't be left out of contention. I've noticed that their high-high-low technique is really solid, so again you're right. You're so slappy that Uncle Slappy would be proud.

  7. 1 month ago
    Wakanda4Ever2006

    >Why does mall chinese slap so fricking hard?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My boy Anthony Carmichael is a profiterole chef. I asked him the secret to a good profiterole. He shrugged and simply said "the key to a good profiterole is good ingredients, I suppose". Anyway, I digress, he bursts into song.
    "I'm slapping all day and I'm slapping all night.
    I slap to the tune and I slap it up tight. I slap til the morning and I slap til I'm done and everybody knows that I'm number one"
    Absolutely crazy, slapping.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tony Cochineal I know that dude, he makes red dye.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the off menu chicken tikka wrap at the indian joint
    when you know, you know.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because bourbon chicken. can't get that at panda express though.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mall Japanese >>>>> mall Chinese

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I do love me some Sarku Japan. They're harder to find these days, though.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Back in HS I always ate lunch off campus since I took college classes instead of HS electives during the afternoon. One of my friends also did this and we always went to our local mall's food court for lunch. He always ordered the orange chicken. I think he gained like 20 pounds over the timespan of 4 months

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Love me some layover Panda.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mall pizza mogs mall asian slop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The pizza is decent, but don't eat their pasta dishes
      >t. used to work there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A single egg roll is $2 at Panda Express. Last time I was there they forgot it.

      That pizza looks like its cold and been sitting for 6 hours
      >slop
      Ohhh.... you're foreign.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do they do a sausage and mushroom one? That sounds pretty good to me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Love me some layover Panda.

      That's horrible looking it's like airport pizza, as nasty as possible while making sales to fricking idiots that eat pizza slices that have been sitting under heat lamps for hours.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No wonder that shit has the name sbarro, fricking horrible nastyness.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kino pizza

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's an Auntie Anne's pretzel, washed down with an Orange Julius.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I get Panda when my layover is in Minneapolis and City Wok when it's in Denver.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought you were being cheeky, but it's a real place
      also, checked

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't think it was a real place either. Don't get Chinese in O'Hare though it made me shart.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If slaps = blows then you are correct. Also who goes to malls anymore? The food courts always sucked.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do I want to slap OP so fricking hard?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this fricking board is full of manchildren. go eat real food for once in your life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're not my real dad. Frick off Dale.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pic unrelated?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I read somewhere that Panda Express is like the 5th most popular fast food chain, up there with McDonald’s and the like

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