Why does my beer have a foreskin?

Why does my beer have a foreskin?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why dont' you?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jews.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you confronted your parents atleast?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, they said they didn't let a rabbi do it because they wanted to eat it themselves.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, they said they didn't let a rabbi do it because they wanted to eat it themselves.

          >waahhh i'll never know what it's like to jerk off 30% better
          >>>/b/

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >only thinks about masturbation
            My car doesn't have a garage and you are laughing?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              maybe if you could stop thinking about dicks all the time then you wouldn't care about how stella artois bottles are produced

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The only dick thinker is you OP. Go suck a bag of dicks homosexual

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You literally made a thread talking about penises

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wasn't me

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My dad is form Europe but my dad is American. He apologized. Said he tried to stop my mom, but she's a psycho b***h who went to court to get our dicks snipped. I was just a baby so it isn't so bad, but my brothers were older and it traumatized them

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Meant to say my mom is American, oops.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hate women so much it is unreal.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You should've deleted your mother in her sleep as a kid.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    All of this extrapolated from one study on 15 people in CAR.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well shit, I am more akin to those in TRUCK

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody knows what CAR is so specify for us unprofessional types vs. yourself.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    genital mutilation of minors should be illegal.
    frick you homosexuals.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a parents duty to keep children safe and protect them from diseases. Frick you for neglecting children. You should go to jail for child neglect.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        81 billions passed to ukraine, just in this budget, and nothing for own kids. Talk to your congress c**ts, and I'm not on the russian side. I'm on the American side.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a parents duty to keep children safe and protect them from diseases. Frick you for neglecting children. You should go to jail for child neglect.
        >he said smuggly just before having another slurp from the procedure

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Reimer
        https://duckduckgo.com/?q=botched+circumcision+statistics

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    All this is bullshit Herschel and you know it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep hurting kids Satan.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you can also just not frick nasty crackprostitutes and wash your dick every once in a while you fricking pig

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >instead of being hygienic, let’s remove this small piece of skin that keeps the sensitive part of your penis moist
    Take a shower you lazy sack of human garbage

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Then why is it illegal to remove the analogous piece of skin from the analogous female genital? Makes you think.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are you still drinking Stella? The flavor has completely gone to shit when they started brewing it in Missouri

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because only gays and women drink Stella

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    humiliation ritual. they want you to circumcise the cap before drinking beer. subconsciously training your reward system to associate MGM with dopamine.

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