Planned obsolescence is 100% a thing my friend, it just may not be proven in this case. Apple is a big proponent and user of PO. They got caught multiple times throttling old phones to get people to upgrade from frustration.
The monitoring part is also just as likely, as corps love big data. Sure, your habits by themselves aren't interesting, but en mass they paint a bigger picture of human habits. Especially if they can figure out what slop you are nuking.
>a button to prevent kids from playing with the microwave
Have you ever tried simply turning off the wifi, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
It summons Ozzy Osbourne to turn on the stove and turn it off during mealtimes because israelites can't push elevator buttons, flip lightswitches, or cook during certain holidays as getting off their ass is "work."
>during certain holidays as getting off their ass is "work."
Holy based, israelites actually take a break during holidays? I'm sick of every holiday being some shit I have to do a bunch of work and get stressed about.
Probably auto starts the burners at a designated time. Orthodox are always looking for ways to violate the spirit of their wacky laws without violating the letter.
>during certain holidays as getting off their ass is "work."
Holy based, israelites actually take a break during holidays? I'm sick of every holiday being some shit I have to do a bunch of work and get stressed about.
they arent allowed to cook food because they are suppose to be fasting/resting/worshiping. A few hundred years ago they got tired of doing that so a clever rabbi created the exception to the rule: just eat food made the day before. And of course, if you are going to eat old food it has to be warm. Thus, israelites would run their ovens all day long to keep food warm. As technology improved, so did the cheat. Sabbath mode on a microwave basically runs off and on all day long so they can continue to eat like normal while still pretending to obey the silly rules they impose upon themselves.
It's a massive waste of resources, a potential fire and health hazard, but oey gevalt you antisemetic bastid how dare you critize g_d's chosen people.
Proabably effectively heats the house. But heating with gas stoves can be lethal, because most gas doesn't burn cleanly and the particulates build up in the house. Unless you've got a fume vent fan running all day as well.
>they arent allowed to cook food because they are suppose to be fasting/resting/worshiping
Yeah nowhere does it say you fast on shabbos. The rest of your post is nonsense conjecture.
You're going to regret that. Look at that elongated warped-joint xenomorph shit, look at that jagged-ass nail. Do you like shitting blood? Do you want him to finish by puking acid in your throat or something?
corporate answer: so you can microwave things from your phone if you are some how retarded enough to put something in the microwave without turning it on. Its super convient!!!!!!!11
actual answer: to spy on you and give corporations the ability to brick your devices remotely without your consent
in case your microwave is connected with a crime, the police can disable physical inputs and make it drive itself with your food directly to the police station
It’s like cars. They shove as many unnecessary features as they can so you need to pay more, but now it comes with spying integrated and you have to pay for it.
planned obsolescence trough firmware updates eventually. i would disconnect it tbh. if it works it works.
Tinfoil answer:
Equally scary open answer: to monitor it
Planned obsolescence is 100% a thing my friend, it just may not be proven in this case. Apple is a big proponent and user of PO. They got caught multiple times throttling old phones to get people to upgrade from frustration.
The monitoring part is also just as likely, as corps love big data. Sure, your habits by themselves aren't interesting, but en mass they paint a bigger picture of human habits. Especially if they can figure out what slop you are nuking.
>subject #647742 is microwaving cum again
In theory it's to set alerts to let you know if someone like a child is playing with the appliance
>a button to prevent kids from playing with the microwave
Have you ever tried simply turning off the wifi, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
I fucking HATE the internet of things. Can't wait for a solar flare to wipe out our tech overlords.
>he said,as he posted his reply.
My range has a sabbath mode. Don’t know what it does, but saw it one time when setting the time.
It summons Ozzy Osbourne to turn on the stove and turn it off during mealtimes because israelites can't push elevator buttons, flip lightswitches, or cook during certain holidays as getting off their ass is "work."
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>during certain holidays as getting off their ass is "work."
Holy based, israelites actually take a break during holidays? I'm sick of every holiday being some shit I have to do a bunch of work and get stressed about.
Probably auto starts the burners at a designated time. Orthodox are always looking for ways to violate the spirit of their wacky laws without violating the letter.
they arent allowed to cook food because they are suppose to be fasting/resting/worshiping. A few hundred years ago they got tired of doing that so a clever rabbi created the exception to the rule: just eat food made the day before. And of course, if you are going to eat old food it has to be warm. Thus, israelites would run their ovens all day long to keep food warm. As technology improved, so did the cheat. Sabbath mode on a microwave basically runs off and on all day long so they can continue to eat like normal while still pretending to obey the silly rules they impose upon themselves.
It's a massive waste of resources, a potential fire and health hazard, but oey gevalt you antisemetic bastid how dare you critize g_d's chosen people.
Oven jokes aside, I just can't believe a israelite would waste electricity to leave an appliance running all day
Proabably effectively heats the house. But heating with gas stoves can be lethal, because most gas doesn't burn cleanly and the particulates build up in the house. Unless you've got a fume vent fan running all day as well.
>they arent allowed to cook food because they are suppose to be fasting/resting/worshiping
Yeah nowhere does it say you fast on shabbos. The rest of your post is nonsense conjecture.
keeps the oven running continuously and disables the leds. also makes it so opening the door won't shut the oven off or turn the oven light on.
So the fbi can plant child pornography on it
You used to be able to play Doom on anything, pretty soon you can play multiplayer
post the rest of your hand
i opened the thread to look at that hand, it's a pretty hand
>i opened the thread to look at that hand
same
So your eating habits can be tracked and added to your dossier.
so you can download more food
God I want that finger in my ass.
You're going to regret that. Look at that elongated warped-joint xenomorph shit, look at that jagged-ass nail. Do you like shitting blood? Do you want him to finish by puking acid in your throat or something?
Mmmm yea gimme all that
corporate answer: so you can microwave things from your phone if you are some how retarded enough to put something in the microwave without turning it on. Its super convient!!!!!!!11
actual answer: to spy on you and give corporations the ability to brick your devices remotely without your consent
I want to be able to microwave food from 1000 miles away using The Internet
>Why does my microwave connect to the web?
How else would the built-in listening device transmit the audio files back to the Chinese government?
It is so the government can shut it off in order to ration energy once they switch everything to renewables
gotta get the latest microwave DLC
in case your microwave is connected with a crime, the police can disable physical inputs and make it drive itself with your food directly to the police station
How do I doug faster?
So it can spy on you
It’s like cars. They shove as many unnecessary features as they can so you need to pay more, but now it comes with spying integrated and you have to pay for it.
It's sending photos of you to the NSA. Put some tape over its built-in webcam.
It wouldn't if you cleaned the spiders out of it.