Why does nothing else come close to gyros?? Legit 11/10 fast food

Why does nothing else come close to gyros?? Legit 11/10 fast food

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one again, another food vastly improved by Americans
    how do they keep doing it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how do they keep doing it?
      By adding more fate and salt. This is not complicated.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah Europeans make everything homosexual and gay they can't do American food right

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >another food vastly improved by Americans
      What's the deal with Amerifats claiming other countries' foods as theirs? You also did that shit with burgers and hot dogs, with both of them being originated by Germany.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >What's the deal with Amerifats claiming other countries' foods as theirs?
        That doesnt happen.
        >You also did that shit with burgers and hot dogs, with both of them being originated by Germany.
        You guys are the ones that call us Burgers.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >vastly improved by Americans
      By what? Replacing pork with kosher or halal meats?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fillet of Fish is better. Kosher too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kosher too
      Fricking dropped

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kosher is good for gentiles too. Never know, you may be worshiping a false god, eating kosher is a small price to pay to hedge your bets 😉

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love ¥eeros of every ilk. Yum! They recently opened a Zeus Street Greek down the road. Shit is going IN MAH BELLAY

          Why can't we just return to the universe as dust and atoms :[

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most of you israelites dont eat kosher either. Funnily enough you eat more goyls than goys. Is the infant blood supposed to make up for it?

          I will give israelites one win. Matzo balls are the best dumpling and matzo is the best cracker money can buy since no one makes butter crackers that dont break the bank and make shlomos sweat and puke from the 8 dollars a box.

          I refuse to make the, kosher though. Infact i am gonna try mixing in beef pho seasoning into the soup

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have good news for you. Even if your meal wasn't kosher after you plated it, all the ingredients you bought for it were kosher and blessed by a rabbi. Shalom.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Just because a rabbi blessed my motzah doesnt mean he can withstand egg fried in suet or pepperoni motzah pizza.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >hedge your bets
          With all the religions and cults out there, you aren't hedging any bets, especially since they are all exclusive of each other. You are just picking a favorite horse to back in a horse race you can't even watch and hoping it turns out all right in the afterlife, assuming one of the terrestrial options was actually right.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >false god
          bait. israelites believe in the same God christians do.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Kosher kebab is a travesty

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      American-style "gyros" are already kosher since they're served by larping Turkroaches who won't touch pork (Greek style).

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know who started putting the fries in there instead of on the side, but it improved what was already the best sammich.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Americans

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fries inside
        no thanks
        amerifats need to stop making food

        Are you acting stupid on purpose???

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's greek immigrants to new york
        i wouldn't call them americans above being greek, even today greek ethnic enclaves are pretty distinct and not really part of the mainstream
        Lemme guess though you're a seething brown who thinks every american is a fat guy in a pickup truck who lives in some shitty small town in tennessee. There couldn't possibly be massive regional differences and state/city/neighborhood affiliations that people think are much more important than nationality here.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Americans

          Fries in gyros is Athenian afaik, enough that a Greek friend was actually impressed to find an American place that served it that way. (It was still beef though, i.e. TurkJewSlop, instead of proper pork gyros.)

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    döner is better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. Urk

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fries inside
    no thanks
    amerifats need to stop making food

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like them with the fries inside tbh. Keep them on the side like god intended

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how to make at home?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >how to make at home?

      don't even bother, it will nowhere be as good as one bought outside

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't live near any places that sell them

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    whats teh specks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      90% chance it's sumac.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    fries inside the gyro is traditional, thats how they eat in in greece...

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks bros, didn't't know what I was gonna eat after completing my 96 hour fast but now I do (probs gonna destroy the toilet later but I'm sure it will be worth it)

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If I open a gyros/shawarma/d*ner place in a Mediterranean location frequented 90% by British tourists or resident how should I call the sandwich to maximise appeal ?
    It would be more of Lebanese place but I'm not picky about names, whatever sells.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Also here's a pic for attention.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      just call it a lebanese street food wrap with choice of protein

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Call it carthage so the italian tourists destroy it or maybe the phoenician

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    because Greeks are the kings of fast food

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    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yet ANOTHER thing that America reigns supreme in KEK

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        malaka

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          and a kyrkyionos gryiankos to you too

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