Why don't gnocchi packages advertise the fact that you can fry them instead of boiling them, making them 100% tastier?

Why don't gnocchi packages advertise the fact that you can fry them instead of boiling them, making them 100% tastier?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do you need packaging to give you permission

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp
      people need to learn to experiment on their own

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Would be good for novices though, I don't really experiment with food since it always goes horribly wrong

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how do they come out?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not her, but I'm not a fan, personally. At least not without boiling them first.
      Try it for yourself, tho. At worst, you lose out on, like, $3 worth of potato and flour at most if it turns out you don't like it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Not her,
        ywnbaw

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you will never shit into my mouth

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that's right, incel.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            reverse psychology haha

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I did just last night

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >ywnbaw
          Obviously. I've no interest.
          Doesn't stop OP, tho. Or you for that matter, ma'am.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you think youre so clever saying she instead of he every time, there are no women on the internet

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's weird that Culinaly, of all the boards I frequent, clings hardest to this tired meme.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Good job missing the point fricking moron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He’s just respecting her pronouns

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not gonna catch on, bro

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They do mate.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It makes Italians cross.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We literally don't care, and might do it ourselves.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it is like why do pasta noodles don't advertise the fact you don't need to boil pasta, you just let it sit in water until fully hydrated

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love cold, uncooked, rehydrated pasta.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it shows

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >instead of
    you should still boil them first

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They rightly assume that if you knew how to make and cook things, you wouldn't be reading the instructions on pre-packed gnocchi. Or even buying pre-packed gnocchi.
    Only dumb boomers need hamburger helpers.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Real talk, sometimes these are BOGO and I want to introduce my kids to gnocchi. Is it best to boil or fry, and what is the best preparation?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      boil dry fry
      Just boiled is fine too with a sauce, but you need to boil first if you plan to fry or they won't cook through.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks m8

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Boiled and mix in some butter while they're still hot. Simple as.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i prefer boiling, i think it makes the gnocchi play nicer with sauces such as basil pesto which is what i usually have it with. honestly gnocchi doesn't have a lot of flavor on its own, it's a vessel for sauce like a pasta is, just make sure the water is salted

        Thanks I'll give it a try

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i prefer boiling, i think it makes the gnocchi play nicer with sauces such as basil pesto which is what i usually have it with. honestly gnocchi doesn't have a lot of flavor on its own, it's a vessel for sauce like a pasta is, just make sure the water is salted

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP if you want tater tots just buy tater tots

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'd say the same for you but there's a 41% chance it'll happen regardless

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Die in a bus fire, baby-dicked manlet bald fat gross pig.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        mald more troony, your mpb is coming in nicely lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nobody buys macbook pros anymore moron, the macbook air is better in every way except the touch bar thing which is a meme

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    japan agenyoki (fried gnocchi) with honey and black pepper and beer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Gnocchi, japan :O

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >good thing
        :O
        >good thing, japan
        :/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >agenyoki
      it's fun because it does sound like gnocchi. at least it does in my mind.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just say fried gnocchi if you're gonna translate it anyway, you greasy fricking weeb

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i like to roast gnocchi on a sheet pan with kale and white beans

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a crossdresser, not a transsexual. Get it right.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they're pretty great deep fried

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Please, don't buy that garbage.

    Gnocchi is the ONE pasta where factory-made is ALWAYS garbage.

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